Pool Limericks

[BWTadpole]

I was going to post this in another thread, but I decided to make my own thread and see if anyone else wants to get creative.

There once was a man named Puckett
Who shot balls into pockets like buckets
Unassuming at first
You'd come out the worst
Mumbling to yourself "F*ck it!"

I don't know what this has to do with anything in particular, but I hope you enjoy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AZ!

 

[JesPiddlin]

I once broke the balls on the table
And played skillfully while I was able;
But, the cue ball fell in, and my opponent - he grinned...
Got a big head and scratched on the 8-ball!


Kinda lame, but I'm short on time. Had to try, though.

 

[pooltchr]

My cue in my hand feels quite pleasin'
No matter the time of the season.
So I go out to play
Be it night or mid day
'Cause to shoot pool I don't need no reason.

Steve