Pool Song Parodies

Bambu

Dave Manasseri
Silver Member
This one is a Don Henley song I just cant get outta my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xezg3z5IE8I

The Practice

I got that call today, the call we all fear
But I knew that it would come
Denver luggage was callin’ on the phone
They said they never had my cue

And I thought of all the bad luck
All the struggles I’ve been through
And how I would lose without my cue
Though, there are a few voices on the senior tour
That make me quit whining
And want for something more

I’m learning to shoot without my cue
But I miss it sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I have to learn again
I’ve been tryin’ to get down, to a Vision Center
But my bladder gets weak
And my thoughts seem to scatter
But I think it’s about
The practice The practice
Even if Even if
I cant see the balls anymore

These times are so uncertain
But I’m a player undefined
Not often filled with rage
We all need a better handicap
Specially designed for people my age
Trust and self assurance that can lead to success
They’re the very things we need, I guess
Pride and competition cannot fill but it can warm
I suppose that helps
But I want to win it A-L-L.

I’m learning to shoot without my cue
But I miss it sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I figured out, I have to learn again
I’ve been tryin’ to get down to a Vision Center
But, everything changes
When I drive people scatter
But I think it’s about,
The practice The practice
Even if Even if....
I can’t see the balls anymore

There are people in your life, who seem to win it all.
Sometimes they put you down or hurt your pride
Better put it all behind you, cause life goes on
Don’t fight your own anger, that cuts deep and wide

I’ve been tryin to get down, to a Vision Center
But the directions were weak
And my prostate is fatter
Yes I think it’s about....
Directions Directions
Even if Even if....
I can’t read them anymore

I’ve been tryin’ to get down, to a Vision Center
Because my legs get weak
And soon my ashes will scatter
So I’m thinkin’ about
The practice The practice
Even if Even if.....
I can’t see the balls anymore
 

pwd72s

recreational banger
Silver Member
That took a lot of work for you to write...

Just want you to know I appreciated the effort.
 
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