Poolstars and pornstars have a lot in common !!

[spartan]

It is amazing and amusing that poolstars and pornstars have a lot in common: :smile:

-they turn tricks on the side
-they love a good spread
-they bring their own equipment
-positions, stroke and rhythm are important
-they aim to enter holes
-they bang balls
-they can play with up to 6 holes
-there are money shots
-they can "come" anytime if there is money
-they have to go down in order to perform well
-they do encounter bad "customers" who do not pay up
-they sometimes work as house "pros"
-they are good with their hands, mouth and "sticks"
-they go on tours
-they get paid by screwing others
-they can get nasty
-they are paid peanuts (hundreds or thousands) compared to their more illustrious cousins who get paid hundreds of thousands or millions
-they find it hard to gain mainstream fame as they are perceived to have sleazy underbelly reputation
-they mostly lead messy lives with substance abuse, broken homes
-they can act and fake
-they do a lot of business over Internet , live streams, web cams, social media
-they are cheap. Just few thousand $$ is enough to stage an event with bunch of them
-they all have sob stories. In addition to the grandpa and grandma stories
-they cannot handle a proper job

 

[Celophanewrap]

Was there something in there about a stiff shaft and the right amount of squirt?
I missed it

 

[RRfireblade]

"A" for effort, but eh......swing and a miss.

 

[Ken_4fun]

I was thinking they both constantly complain about their lives and their jobs but everyone else in the world would love to have their jobs and their lives.



Think about that for while.

Kem