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I've never done it, but once someone stole my cues, a friend of mine borrowed me his old Meucci until I bought a new cue. When I gave it back to him, he finally told me how he used to use it with his gf on his table at home... Maybe that was the reason of such a deflection.
 
LastTwo said:
I've done it on a pool table. It was in the wee hours of the morning after an all-night party at my friend's house. Mostly everyone was gone, and this beautiful girl and I were leaning against my friend's pool table finishing our drinks.
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Is this kinda like a "I ran 15 racks one time" post?? (C'mon...she was ugly as sin and you know it. You were just so drunk that you couldn't care less) :p ;) :D
 
drivermaker said:
Is this kinda like a "I ran 15 racks one time" post?? (C'mon...she was ugly as sin and you know it. You were just so drunk that you couldn't care less) :p ;) :D
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I'll have you know that I only date beautiful women. Except for that 480lb German girl named Olga who had long braided blonde pigtails and wore a viking helmet made out of stone, that's right, only beautiful women.
 
LastTwo said:
I'll have you know that I only date beautiful women. Except for that 480lb German girl named Olga who had long braided blonde pigtails and wore a viking helmet made out of stone, that's right, only beautiful women.
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Hmmmm...you've just jostled my memory. I think I remember Olga's mother and having spent a night with her when I was drunk one time. :eek: :eek: :D
 
drivermaker said:
Hmmmm...you've just jostled my memory. I think I remember Olga's mother and having spent a night with her when I was drunk one time. :eek: :eek: :D
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You mean Helga, the 530lb lady who carried around a huge turkey drumstick in her purse at all times?
 
LastTwo said:
You mean Helga, the 530lb lady who carried around a huge turkey drumstick in her purse at all times?
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Yeh, yeh...that's her. And did you ever notice if Olga inherited a birth mark on her left ass cheek from mom? I think we have a match here....
 
A clubmate of mine actually did it, but fortunately, the table was covered so no real damage to our precious Simonis. However, there was white stuff all over that blanket. When we first saw it, we went like...WTF??? "Who was it? Not me...I wasn't here last night".
 
drivermaker said:
Is this kinda like a "I ran 15 racks one time" post?? (C'mon...she was ugly as sin and you know it. You were just so drunk that you couldn't care less) :p ;) :D
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Reminds me of that Quote, "Beer was Created So Ugly People Can Get Laid."
 
Hello ConArtist,

Were did you find the picture of Niels Feijen that you are using as avitar?

EDIT...nmever mind found it on his website www.nielsfeijen.nl
Funny story is that I took the same picture on the exact same moment standing next to the other photograph...So I was....how can this dude have a picture from my private collection?????? LOL
 
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Fresh out of college, I bought my first table. A Gandy Big G. I had a roommate at the time, another guy who worked with me at my office. This guy couldnt make three balls with BIH, but man did he like to score on my table with his girlfriend. If I came home on a Friday or Sat night and saw that the table light was on, I always had to make some noise coming into the house to allow him time to move it to his room.

I finally made that bastard recover my table and after feeling the pain of new Simonis to his bankroll he decided all his billiard fantasies had been fulfilled.
 
uwate said:
Fresh out of college, I bought my first table. A Gandy Big G. I had a roommate at the time, another guy who worked with me at my office. This guy couldnt make three balls with BIH, but man did he like to score on my table with his girlfriend. If I came home on a Friday or Sat night and saw that the table light was on, I always had to make some noise coming into the house to allow him time to move it to his room.

I finally made that bastard recover my table and after feeling the pain of new Simonis to his bankroll he decided all his billiard fantasies had been fulfilled.
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I'd have beat his ass for that.
 
berry said:
Hello ConArtist,

Were did you find the picture of Niels Feijen that you are using as avitar?

EDIT...nmever mind found it on his website www.nielsfeijen.nl
Funny story is that I took the same picture on the exact same moment standing next to the other photograph...So I was....how can this dude have a picture from my private collection?????? LOL
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Fan of Niels too. Nyce.
 
uwate said:
Fresh out of college, I bought my first table. A Gandy Big G. I had a roommate at the time, another guy who worked with me at my office. This guy couldnt make three balls with BIH, but man did he like to score on my table with his girlfriend. If I came home on a Friday or Sat night and saw that the table light was on, I always had to make some noise coming into the house to allow him time to move it to his room.

I finally made that bastard recover my table and after feeling the pain of new Simonis to his bankroll he decided all his billiard fantasies had been fulfilled.
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Yes that would be death for him if that was my table, either that or let me join in hehhe j/k. Cole.
 
Well, the one thing I've learned from this thread...well two things...the first is there's a bunch of horny bastards on AZ and the second thing I've learned is to remember to ALWAYS wash my hands after playing. :D

Jeff Livingston
 
chefjeff said:
Well, the one thing I've learned from this thread...well two things...the first is there's a bunch of horny bastards on AZ and the second thing I've learned is to remember to ALWAYS wash my hands after playing. :D

Jeff Livingston
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Great Conclusion.
 
chefjeff said:
Well, the one thing I've learned from this thread...well two things...the first is there's a bunch of horny bastards on AZ and the second thing I've learned is to remember to ALWAYS wash my hands after playing. :D

Jeff Livingston
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You got that one right!


:)
 
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