Professional cue bumper

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7stud

AzB Silver Member
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Hi,

Tired of visiting azbilliards every couple of days to bump the cue you are selling to the top of the list? Do you hate seeing your cue buried below a sea of Predator cues or shaft ads?

My name is Zanfreed (stage name), and I'm a professional cue bumper. I just finished my training under the master CocoCowboy, and now I'm setting up my own shop. Because of my lack of experience, I am charging 1/2 the price that my mentor charges until I gain experience, then it's going to be the full ride. For now, I am charging $300 per 6 months to bump your cues every three days with a range of comments saying how great your cue is until your cue is sold. How much is your time worth? Bumping cues is a pain in the ass, so let me take the pain out of selling a cue on azbilliards! Tired of flogging your cues week after week? I can help! Rest assured, Coco will be overseeing my first couple of weeks, so there won't be any accidents, like with Alec Baldwin and that armorer on that movie set.

I can upsell/downsell/crosssell your Balabushkas, Southwests, Tascarellas, Black Boars, Szambotis, Szamgottis...whatever you have! I can flog it with earnest! Let me flog your cue today!

Please pm me to arrange payment and start your professional cue bumping today. Hurrah!!

Thank you,
Zanfreed
Fully insured, ICB #0001
 
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This is a great service. He really is an amazing and efficient cue bumper. Easily one of the best I have ever seen here or anywhere else. Trust me, when he works your cues here his impact hits a ton. They will sell much faster than normal non-professionally bumped cues do.
 
Why don't people just drop prices to get cues sold?

Never had anything up more than 2 weeks.

They value of these cues are going to crash as the pool of buyers ages. I'm out of the cue buying phase.
 
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