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8-ball bernie

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after reading all the letters from the ipt, how may wer'e there? 14 in the last week, i feel much much much better, i think i'll get my check tomorrow,and kevin will have $6,000 in cash for me when i come in last in chicago. (nose growing very large) i think the ipt kept it's promise with it's "real money" (nose growing into virginia) i'm so glad it worked out without a hitch (nose smacking down the washington monument) the ipt was the greatest thing pool ever saw, it really made us rich and famous (nose crossing canada's boarder) i think kevin is a stand up guy, and the ipt staff, has excellent caring customer service (nose reached north pole, and yes, global warming is a fact,confirms my nose)
 
Bernie, your nose looks more like the CA fault line.... NY to VA, back up to DC, crossing the border, and onto the North Pole....

Come back when you're sober and try from NY to CA.... much easier to follow a sober nose than a drunk nose. :D
 
8-ball bernie said:
after reading all the letters from the ipt, how may wer'e there? 14 in the last week, i feel much much much better, i think i'll get my check tomorrow,and kevin will have $6,000 in cash for me when i come in last in chicago. (nose growing very large) i think the ipt kept it's promise with it's "real money" (nose growing into virginia) i'm so glad it worked out without a hitch (nose smacking down the washington monument) the ipt was the greatest thing pool ever saw, it really made us rich and famous (nose crossing canada's boarder) i think kevin is a stand up guy, and the ipt staff, has excellent caring customer service (nose reached north pole, and yes, global warming is a fact,confirms my nose)

It looks like the Chicago tournament has $3,000 as last place money, has that been changed?
http://www.internationalpooltour.com/ipt_content/event_schedule/po_06_masters_8ball.asp
Also it looks like the word guaranteed has been removed from the sentence below the payout list. In fact it looks like they just deleted the word guaranteed but didn't rewrite the sentence it sounds goofy now.
 
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macguy said:
It looks like the Chicago tournament has $3,000 as last place money, has that been changed? Also it looks like the word guaranteed has been removed from the sentence below the payout list. In fact it looks like they just deleted the word guaranteed but didn't rewrite the sentence it sounds goofy now.

Probably laid off the person who wrote ad copy:confused:
 
macguy said:
It looks like the Chicago tournament has $3,000 as last place money, has that been changed?
http://www.internationalpooltour.com/ipt_content/event_schedule/po_06_masters_8ball.asp
Also it looks like the word guaranteed has been removed from the sentence below the payout list. In fact it looks like they just deleted the word guaranteed but didn't rewrite the sentence it sounds goofy now.

You need to keep up macguy:)

Bernie is quite correct in a slightly roundabout way.

In the aftermath of the cancellation of the London members only event KT has clearly stated in one of his ra-ra speeches,all records of which are now wiped from the website,that any tour card member who plays in all events up to and including Chicago and who earns less than $13,000/- in total will have his winnings made up to $13,000/- by receiving a personal cheque from him.

In many players cases this would mean that they would get aroud $6,000/-from KT/IPT in Chicago instead of $3,000/-.

Incidentally,what's the betting that the website record cleansing is directly attributable to IPt's preparations to defend the allegations about to be made by the legal team/claimants assembled by Mr Goldwater?;)
 
memikey said:
You need to keep up macguy:)

Bernie is quite correct in a slightly roundabout way.

In the aftermath of the cancellation of the London members only event KT has clearly stated in one of his ra-ra speeches,all records of which are now wiped from the website,that any tour card member who plays in all events up to and including Chicago and who earns less than $13,000/- in total will have his winnings made up to $13,000/- by receiving a personal cheque from him.

In many players cases this would mean that they would get aroud $6,000/-from KT/IPT in Chicago instead of $3,000/-.

Incidentally,what's the betting that the website record cleansing is directly attributable to IPt's preparations to defend the allegations about to be made by the legal team/claimants assembled by Mr Goldwater?;)


I haven't been keeping up that much lately, I am gone for a week at a time. In fact I have to get out of here again Friday for a while, I want this new house done by Christmas. Thanks, I hope Bernie get's his cash from this guy, the whole thing piss's me off.
 
8-ball bernie said:
after reading all the letters from the ipt, how may wer'e there? 14 in the last week, i feel much much much better, i think i'll get my check tomorrow,and kevin will have $6,000 in cash for me when i come in last in chicago. (nose growing very large) i think the ipt kept it's promise with it's "real money" (nose growing into virginia) i'm so glad it worked out without a hitch (nose smacking down the washington monument) the ipt was the greatest thing pool ever saw, it really made us rich and famous (nose crossing canada's boarder) i think kevin is a stand up guy, and the ipt staff, has excellent caring customer service (nose reached north pole, and yes, global warming is a fact,confirms my nose)

It must be very difficult for those who know the IPT gravy train is ending for them with the Chicago tournament. If people spent as much time working on their game as they did starting new meaningless posts...
 
Couple of funny posts from Bernie recently, got to give him credit for laughing about it. After all he, like most the other card holders is/are owed $6,000 + $5,000 for Reno, not exactly small change.
 
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