Ride To Vegas 5/7 From Phoenix
- Thread starter PETARD
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petard you are a retard
That is too funny.
Final Cut On Trip To Vegas
100 READERS OF THIS GENEROUS OFFER PRODUCING STILL TOO MANY RIDERS. AS I WILL BE IN MY DURANGO, MORE STRINGENT REQUIREMENTS MUST BE INITIATED AS THE PETARD-MOBILE IS LEAVING AT 0900 WEDNESDAY. I HAVE EATEN NO SOLID FOOD SO PETARD ODORS SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM; IE, AIR CONDITIONING WILL BE ON.
ONLY PLEASANT WOMAN NEED APPLY WHO KNOW SPORTS, ARE A SPORT, LIKE VIENNA FIREDOGS AND PREFER CASUAL CLOTHING. FINAL OFFER AND IF NO SUITABLE RESPONSE IS RECEIVED, THE TOPLESS OLSON TWINS WIN BY DEFAULT.
PETARD
PS. I FORGOT; VIDEO TAPES PROVIDED SHOWING 4 OF THE MOST FAMOUS MEMBERS OF THE WPBA DISCUSSING THE WORST FARTER ON THE WPBA TOUR. ( NAMES WITHHELD )
100 READERS OF THIS GENEROUS OFFER PRODUCING STILL TOO MANY RIDERS. AS I WILL BE IN MY DURANGO, MORE STRINGENT REQUIREMENTS MUST BE INITIATED AS THE PETARD-MOBILE IS LEAVING AT 0900 WEDNESDAY. I HAVE EATEN NO SOLID FOOD SO PETARD ODORS SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM; IE, AIR CONDITIONING WILL BE ON.
ONLY PLEASANT WOMAN NEED APPLY WHO KNOW SPORTS, ARE A SPORT, LIKE VIENNA FIREDOGS AND PREFER CASUAL CLOTHING. FINAL OFFER AND IF NO SUITABLE RESPONSE IS RECEIVED, THE TOPLESS OLSON TWINS WIN BY DEFAULT.
PETARD
PS. I FORGOT; VIDEO TAPES PROVIDED SHOWING 4 OF THE MOST FAMOUS MEMBERS OF THE WPBA DISCUSSING THE WORST FARTER ON THE WPBA TOUR. ( NAMES WITHHELD )
wow, i recommend az billiards for shuttling ladies; i have just been discharged from the vegas emergency room with a bad back worse than fatboys with a smile on my face and ................. ladies, do you need a reid back to phoenix, tucson, new york, washington.............??????APA7 said:There isn't NEthing hotter than a horny, old, lecherous horndog
Brian
petard is pooped