I agree. Way too many words and the explainations are NOT needed.
Here's my house rules. Any comments appreciated:
HOUSE RULES
- BCA rules rule
- Lag for break
- Rack your own (money ball on the break is not a win)
- Put break cloth under the cue ball when breaking
- Cue ball fouls only
- Winner breaks
Please:
- Wash your hands before using someone else's cue
- No food or drink near the table
- If you scratch or foul, retrieve the cue ball for your opponent
- Place the chalk cube face up when done chalking your cue
- Don't sit on the rails
- Be seated in your chair when it's not your turn
- Help retrieve balls from the pockets when the game is over
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Note: The primary purpose is to have fun with friends. I let them know that the house rules are mostly based on tournament/league play at pool halls in the area but that If anyone has a problem with any of the rules they can be relaxed (especially the game rules for bar players not used to BIH and of the mind that safety play is chicken$hit pool).
Also, if they want to allow sharking that's O.K. but that usually only lasts for a little while since I grew up playing very dirty pool and can quickly become very mean-spirited when people start screwing with me while I'm shooting. For example, one of my mentor's as a kid was a psychologist and his sharking motto was, "If you keep telling someone they are f'ed up over and over, pretty soon they will start to believe you." A constant barage of demeaning words, shotgun going off out a window behind them while they are shooting, jumping balls off the table into someone's crotch who is standing in front of you, salt/sugar/tabasco in their drinks, condoms hidden in their food while they are shooting, etc. ususally has them wanting to play gentleman's pool.
However, if anyone disrespects the equipment, such as getting mad after missing a shot and putting a ding in one of my cue shafts by banging it against the edge of the table, play stops immediately. Steam pot is warmed up, ding removed and shaft refinished before any play resumes. And, the offending person is given a beat up POS stick with bad tip and craters in the shaft and told in no uncertain terms that they will never be allowed to touch one of my custom cues again.
They either play with the crummy POS cue I give them or bring their own cue from then on. They can complain all they want and say it was an involuntary reflex. Tough, deal with it or bring your own cue. I refuse to supply good house sticks and allow people to beat them up and thereby reward their negative behavior.