Sex and Drugs and Rack them Balls

[recoveryjones]

A post in another thread called "sex, drugs and pool" has inspired some creativity in me to write another song.I agree with the poster of that thread that there are no women in the poolrooms and it's frustrating at times.

Feel free to download "Ian Dury and the Blockheads" song called "Sex and Drugs N rock and Roll" and sing along to the new words I've written here:

SEX AND DRUGS AND RACK THEM BALLS

Sex and drugs and rack them balls
There’s no girls in the pool halls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls…

…Are very good indeed


Love the game I plays, while their out the window
The wisdom of their ways, I don’t like the disco
Love to have their lays, but want to be a pool pro
But all I ever do….is strokes, they don’t like

Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Is very good indeed


All of women’s clothing, is really quite a pretty
Men have me loathing, makes me feel shitty
There should be some clothing, with a little titty
See my flavor , Simple Simon, I know I’m going to shit

Here's a little bit of advice
Women welcome, it is free
Chauvinism not ah butt nice
You will fill my eyes with glee
I will pay the table ah price
Come and hit some balls with me
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of ecstasy

Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex and drugs and rack them balls
Sex, drugs, rack, roll
Sex, drugs, rack, roll

RJ

10/07/06

ps. My drugs days from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's are behind me, but I still like women.For me it's Sex and hugs and Rack them Balls.