signs you would like to see posted at pool halls :^)

[DallasHopps]

I saw one at a semi-pool hall (bar/lunch/pool) that I liked:

Unattended children will be given espresso and a kitten.

 

[mbvl]

No cell phones!

 

[itsfroze]

Act how you like

you get what you get!

 

[americanfighter]

 

[PhilosopherKing]

With rooms dropping like flies, a simple "Open" is good enough for me.

 

[OneIron]

Rap music is like all music. There is good and bad. Yoko Ono makes worse music than rap could ever aspire to be.

http://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68

That's an excellent point. Her voice could make paint peel.