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What Do you Get When You Cross ...

So you are sitting back delighted that you have a 40 inch Plasma screen telly to watch the World Snooker,eh?

Aye a couple of years ago that kinda telly was a real goer.

Well you better ditch that telly in the nearest skip if the following players ever meet up on a live TV match :

Passakorn Suwannawat V Hossein Vafaei Ayouri.

Man you have gotta be joking,you would need a 90 inch Plasma screen telly for that match .:smile::thumbup:

 

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That Mitchell And Webb Look

This British comedy duos alternative take on the Snooker Commentators box
Part one :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZTiRdcURuI

:smile::grin::thumbup:

 

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That Mitchell And Webb Look

And now for Part Two :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqztJoME1ww

:grin::thumbup:

 

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That Mitchell And Webb Look

And now for Part Three :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sH-rgwORW8&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLFD60FB94823D822D

:grin::thumbup:

 

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Mark Allen V Barry Hearn

This situation :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBhws_GajI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoGD3D4ZI8

Will end up with the famous Tuco quote from The Good The Bad and The Ugly."When you have to shoot...Shoot! Don't talk." :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo

:smile::thumbup:

 

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Cheeky Punt

Cheeky punished by Murphy's Law :

http://www.sportinglife.com/bettingzone/cheeky-punt/15948/8328854/cheeky-punished-by-murphys-law

Cheeky Punt writes posts in the Betting Zone & I have followed and read them over the years.Some of the posts are funny to read and some make you stop and think of your gambling habits and stay out of the bookies.

He basically punts on anything that moves like 2 flies on the wall and which one will fly highest.

At 8-4 to Ali Carter V Sean Murphy I think the odds were 11/1 Sean Ali 1/40.So if you were betting in running thinking 1/40 was a way to pay for Christmas expenses the way to go was 11/1 for Sean Murphy but would you have dared to have taken those in running odds ?

 

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So where does the pink go ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqVF2xiM5ZE&feature=related

John Virgo has 24 Hours to figure out where the Pink goes or it's the end of the human race.:wink:

 

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Two crazy gaffs in one Snooker match at the Crucible

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs...kes-unfortunate-gaffe-crucible-070639467.html

In this tournament I learned how to speak and type Thai , Derchawat Poomjaeng .

See , I told ya's . :thumbup:

 

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Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejVLBDm-hUo