Soaking Chalk in Milk Results

That's a pretty good Wikipedia article. So actually IF you really want to alter the properties then I suppose that one could buy a gross of Masters for like $20 and start experimenting by crushing it into powder and adding stuff to it. Try everthing in the house :-)

Build your self a little compression jig so you can get the chalk back into a useable shape and there you go.

Since the Blue Diamond is like $15 a cube???? there is obviously a lot of room between $20 a gross and that to make a killing in the chalk biz.
 
travis92 said:
So i decided to do the little experiment today.
I removed the wrapper then soaked a piece of triangle chalk in milk for exactly ten minutes and ten microwaved it for 1:30. Then I took a screw driver and murdered out the inside a little bit to get rid of the hard "shell" that formed.
And now my microwave has a slight stench of ass.

I can honestly say in my mind I think that it is a little different. It might be just cuz I heated it but it does have a different feel to it.
Try it if you want, see what you think.
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Okay, I'm not even gonna start with the why's and what-for's and how-to's of "milking your chalk" or "re-milking your chalk" or "de-milking your chalk" or "super-duper milkifying your chalk" ...

But I will ask, if you are telling me your "microwave has a slight stench of ass", why the hell would I try it for myself? You just told me your microwave stinks, why would I do that to my microwave? I don't want it to smell like ASS! LOL :rotflmao1: That's like going out to dinner and telling your date "Ewww, this tastes gross! Here try it" :lmao:. Does the chalk smell like ass too?

Gotta know, do you live with anybody? If so, what did they think of your experiment? LOL
 
ya'll is talkin bout some funny $hit. this thread is nuts.

Chalk is supposed to be dry and not a trace of lubrication in it, not even finger oils. Haven't you ever heard of people putting saliva in the chalk to jar the other guy? What about rubbing the oils off their forehead and onto the balls during racking? Pool and lubrication don't go fellas. Except when nits are getting bent over with lots of KY.

Humidity, dirt, and excessive body oils in combination with your equipment is undesirable in everyway. Milk has saturated fat in it and just plain don't belong anywhere near the pool table, unless your pool hall is a restaurant like mine.

Stick with the milk and tip invention. It works. I've made my own compressed tips and experimented even to the point of having my theory, but milk and chalk? No sir. Hah uh. Leave that one to the chemists.

Want to experiment? Why don't you experiment with different drills on the table and when you've completely exhausted that, try drinkin' some milk and see if that works. ;)
 
JB Cases said:
That's a pretty good Wikipedia article. So actually IF you really want to alter the properties then I suppose that one could buy a gross of Masters for like $20 and start experimenting by crushing it into powder and adding stuff to it. Try everthing in the house :-)

Build your self a little compression jig so you can get the chalk back into a useable shape and there you go.

Since the Blue Diamond is like $15 a cube???? there is obviously a lot of room between $20 a gross and that to make a killing in the chalk biz.
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One of the best threads ever! I've been laughing my ass off for a while now!
JB, it seemed like you were hinting at doing something like what drug dealers do. But with chalk... I think someone needs to look into John's history here :)
 
Did the dimple in the chalk pop out? Why the heck is there a dimple in the first place?

Remove the dimples!!
 
20 years ago master chalk was very rare in my country. My friend walk close to the shore and he accidentaly dropped chalk in the water.
He immediately jump and save chalk, and let for couple days to dry.
He claim that was the best piece of chalk he ever try :D

So if someone is close to the coast, drop that pre flag box and make money ^^
 
Cost of milk: $2
Cost of a new microwave (smells like a$$): $79
a piece of pre-flag Master chalk: priceless (but costs $2-$3)

:thumbup::rolleyes::grin:
 
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