Love it!... I don't think women will ever figure out what it takes to date a pool player.
There was a billionaire walking down the beach in California. He tripped upon a magic lamp. He picked it up and sure sh$t a genie came out, I will grant u one wish. The billionaire said I have everything I want, I don't need anything. The genie said there has got to be something u want. The billionaire thought about it and said I hate flying, I want a bridge from cal. to Hawaii. The genie said that will be hard to explain to the world how a bridge appeared-is there anything else u might want? The billionaire instantly said yes, I'd like to know how women think. The genie said ok how many lanes u want.