http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1073577/index.htm
"This is a most amusing game. When you play badly it amuses me, and when I play badly and lose my temper, it certainly must amuse you."
"If your ball glides along in the intense and immediate vicinity of the object ball, and a score seems exquisitely imminent, lift one leg; then one shoulder; then squirm your body around in sympathy with the direction of the moving ball; and at the instant when the ball seems on the point of colliding, throw up your arms violently. Your cue will probably break a chandelier, but no matter; you have done what you could to help the final score."
"This is a most amusing game. When you play badly it amuses me, and when I play badly and lose my temper, it certainly must amuse you."
"If your ball glides along in the intense and immediate vicinity of the object ball, and a score seems exquisitely imminent, lift one leg; then one shoulder; then squirm your body around in sympathy with the direction of the moving ball; and at the instant when the ball seems on the point of colliding, throw up your arms violently. Your cue will probably break a chandelier, but no matter; you have done what you could to help the final score."
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