Just across the street from the pool hall is a pet store. It is operated by a kindly old man who, on occasion, would sit his little parrot and cage out on the sidewalk, thinking the bird might enjoy a day of sunshine.
One day a rather large woman, in both length and breadth, came strolling down the walkway when she spied the little parrot sitting in his birdcage and stopped for a look.
Peering down at the little parrot she said. "Polly want a cracker?" The little parrot only blinked and stared back at her.
"What's a matter, you stupid bird. Cat got your tongue?"
The little parrot sighed, and in a little parrot voice said. "You are so f..king ugly!"
The woman was aghast. She tore open the cage door, grabbed the little parrot by the throat, body slammed him into bottom of the bird cage, then stomped away in a huff.
The next day the woman was walking down the same street when, once again, she saw the little parrot sitting in his cage. Amazed, she stepped up to the cage and looked in. There sat the little parrot with one of his little parrot wings in a little parrot sling, and one of his little parrot eyes was swollen shut.
"What do have to say now, little parrot?" She growled.
The little parrot looked up at her and said. "You are so f..king ugly!"
Enraged, the woman grabbed the little parrot by one leg, and unceremoniously threw him up against the storefront window. From there he bounced out into traffic where he was run over by a speeding bread truck.
The next day the woman was walking past the mercantile shops again, when much to her astonishment, she saw the birdcage setting in front of the pet store. Curiosity got the better of her and she went over to have a look.
There lay the little parrot in a little parrot hospital bed with one of his little parrot legs in a little parrot cast. A little parrot bandage was wrapped around his little parrot head, and a little parrot IV was stuck into one of his little parrot wings. He looked to be in a little parrot coma.
"I guess you haven't anything to say now do you little parrot?" She said with a smile.
Slowly the little parrot opened his one good little parrot eye, and with a smile on his little parrot beak said. "Youuuu knoooow!". :smile:
One day a rather large woman, in both length and breadth, came strolling down the walkway when she spied the little parrot sitting in his birdcage and stopped for a look.
Peering down at the little parrot she said. "Polly want a cracker?" The little parrot only blinked and stared back at her.
"What's a matter, you stupid bird. Cat got your tongue?"
The little parrot sighed, and in a little parrot voice said. "You are so f..king ugly!"
The woman was aghast. She tore open the cage door, grabbed the little parrot by the throat, body slammed him into bottom of the bird cage, then stomped away in a huff.
The next day the woman was walking down the same street when, once again, she saw the little parrot sitting in his cage. Amazed, she stepped up to the cage and looked in. There sat the little parrot with one of his little parrot wings in a little parrot sling, and one of his little parrot eyes was swollen shut.
"What do have to say now, little parrot?" She growled.
The little parrot looked up at her and said. "You are so f..king ugly!"
Enraged, the woman grabbed the little parrot by one leg, and unceremoniously threw him up against the storefront window. From there he bounced out into traffic where he was run over by a speeding bread truck.
The next day the woman was walking past the mercantile shops again, when much to her astonishment, she saw the birdcage setting in front of the pet store. Curiosity got the better of her and she went over to have a look.
There lay the little parrot in a little parrot hospital bed with one of his little parrot legs in a little parrot cast. A little parrot bandage was wrapped around his little parrot head, and a little parrot IV was stuck into one of his little parrot wings. He looked to be in a little parrot coma.
"I guess you haven't anything to say now do you little parrot?" She said with a smile.
Slowly the little parrot opened his one good little parrot eye, and with a smile on his little parrot beak said. "Youuuu knoooow!". :smile:
