The Boyfriend Application

[landshark77]

Just trying to help out here.

I'm taken, so this is just to hep out the applicants

I cant believe not one person has got the correct answer to this particular question correct.

Are your pants made of mirrors.......... the correct response would be

Yes, and I sure hope Sarah can see herself in them.

Well how many boys does it take to get a pick up line right? LMAO! Tap, Tap. It is too bad that you, Rich, are taken...as you got the number one question correct. You would have won even if you were 80, homeless, broke, and had 4 ears with no nose! Can you get rid of that significant other??

However, I do not like the fact that future applicants can use your post as cliff notes. That ain't right man, that ain't right.

 

[landshark77]

do feel lucky...punk??

Ok you are in, no doubt about it.

Christy, looks like he can be a handful...I think he's tryin' to get fiesty.....

 

[catscradle]

... Unless you are 9 ft and flat and have several balls and a big stick, ...

I think that is a pretty close description of Manute Bol the former NBA player from Africa. He isn't really flat, but as skinny as he was he came pretty close. I'm have my doubts however, whether or not he is level.

 

[landshark77]

Well i am not sure what you mean by pants and mirrors and all. I am 33 years old. Sarah has seen me before at jump shot billiards in durham north carolina.
So i think that she is wonderful,charming,beautiful,sincere,funny,great personality,great competitor,has a lotta of heart and that is why i am trying so hard to get too her. You just dont meet people like her anywhere. I am just you know looking for something interesting like herself because i know what is a good thing and what is not.But if she does not care for my interest please let me know. O yeah the phone number is for sarah. Please if she has the time call me. And if she does not want to spend her cell minutes you call me and give me her number and ill spend mine.I swear if she does not want me too call her anymore or at all i will not call. I promise!!


From: Kenny wilson

Kenny...I am not sure why you think you get to bypass this whole process just because you met my sista once. No one will be calling anyone...unless of course you are the winner. I know what my sista is, and you don't have to sell me on that. You do, however, have to sell me on you. Please answer the questions and submit the photographs. Thank you.

 

[landshark77]

Posting pics

A few of you have PM'd me concerning your inability to post a picture. Here is a tutorial to help you.

1. Make sure you have a pic on your hard drive.
2. Log onto AZ.
3. Hit reply at the bottom of this post.
4. Scroll down until you see a box that says manage attachments.
5. Click on this box.
6. A pop up window pops up.
7. Click the browse button.
8. Find the location of your picture on your hard drive....it will probably be similar to C://Documents and Settings/Silly Boy/My Documents/My Pictures/My mug.jpg
9. Hit OK
10. Wait for picture to load.
11. Once it has loaded close the pop up window.
12. Hit submit on your post. The picture will not show in the preview.

If you have any more troubles, please let me know.

JimBo....where is your pic????

I will reply to the other posts later today. Sorry I have been slow doing this, but life has gotten in my way, LOL! I think everyone of you is important.
Take care and good luck!

 

[Wally in Cincy]

I think it's starting to get scary.

Jim

You could see it coming a mile away. Too bad landshark77 did not see it before starting this.

 

[christyd]

Ok you are in, no doubt about it.

Christy, looks like he can be a handful...I think he's tryin' to get fiesty.....

I think you're right Landshark..............hope you have a plan?

 

[jazzn4444]

You could see it coming a mile away. Too bad landshark77 did not see it before starting this.

any takers on how long before this goes too far?

 

[GeraldG]

any takers on how long before this goes too far?

Define "too far".

 

[jazzn4444]

Define "too far".

we already have people being pushy about this thread. it's only a matter of time before people start getting a little pissy with eachother. After that, insults will be a flying. hope it doesn't get to that, but you never know. I'd hate to see worse come up.

 

[GeraldG]

we already have people being pushy about this thread. it's only a matter of time before people start getting a little pissy with eachother. After that, insults will be a flying. hope it doesn't get to that, but you never know. I'd hate to see worse come up.

Oh...hell, I ain't takin' that bet! You know that's going to happen. It's a shame, though...this thread was obviously started in fun. Too bad it won't stay that way.

 

[catscradle]

Oh...hell, I ain't takin' that bet! You know that's going to happen. It's a shame, though...this thread was obviously started in fun. Too bad it won't stay that way.

Well if it comes to that, I guess the admin can take care of it anytime he chooses and remove this thread. As you said "Too bad", a little light hearted humor is always fun even if some us are pretty poor comedians.

 

[landshark77]

Ok boys...I think I have things under control here. No one is getting pissy with anyone and I don't think anyone has been pushy either. The problem comes in when you guys that do not have your applications in start picking on the ones that do. Those with applications have refrained from doing that with one another, so I ask that you do too. Now so far Kenny is the only one that has come off as semi-inappropriate, BUT I thought that about Peter too, and thru discussion, Peter sounds like a fun person...and he is keeping himself in line. Thanx Peter. Also Kenny's post originated from another thread...not this one.

Jazzn....please start your own thread if you feel the need to put stakes on it. Thank you.

I think everyone is trying to be respectable here and I will not let this get out of line. Please remember where you are....

 

[landshark77]

I forwarded the link, but alas I think they'll not apply.

Are they nuts??? You did tell them it was THE Sarah Rousey...right??

 

[landshark77]

This is the only pic I have currently because I am at work. Is it bad of me to be trying to pickup hot poolplayin' women at work? I am the one in the gray shirt.

Unfortunately I will not be able to post a picture of my Father. He passed away in '96 and I don't have a picture of him on-line, sorry.

Dead Poked... I am sorry about your father. I will not ask you for it anymore.

No it is not bad for you to be trying to pick up my sista at work...at least you have a job...which is a plus. Do you realize how hard it is to find a decent man with a job these days????

However, I am concerned that you would submit a photo of you with what appears to be to other females. Please tell me it is Halloween and these are your guy pals dress up as hoochy mommas. I should have mentioned the fact that women are jealous creatures....because of the photo that you submitted, I feel like you are a play boy. Is this true? Let's say you are dating my sista and you are at happy hour alone with your office buddies. The hottest woman you have ever seen in your life sits next to you. She is VERY intoxicated and starts flirting with you. How do you respond? Please remember your office buddies are with you. Also, could you please answer the question about Wayne Swain and the question Billy Bob posted? Thanx.

 

[landshark77]

For those of you who filled out the questionaire you must keep in mind that the only important question to answer is net worth. If it takes several accountants to calculate it then Sarah is definitely interested. Everything else is secondary and can be worked out.

Jake

If that were the case Peter would have already won. Please do not try to spread rumors about my sista. Thank you.

 

[the6ballkid]

I think you're right Landshark..............hope you have a plan?

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.............................

wow 2500 views and almost 200 posts.....

 

[landshark77]

Are you a baby's momma?: not much into cross-dressing

Hello Zack...nice answers! I'm not sure if you are aware of not, but if you do not cross dress you are forever destined NOT to be able to partake in traditional Chinese theatre.

I am sorry the asshole thing did not work out for you, but it is probably better that way...women are drawn to assholes, but they aren't good for long term commitments. Sorta like how you boys like the playboy models. They are fun for awhile, but you wouldn't take them home to momma. I want to find Sarah someone who can hang at the turkey table...you know what I mean??

Could you please submit a photo of your dad and answer the Wayne Swain question and the question Billy Bob asked??

Thanx and good luck.

 

[landshark77]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.............................

wow 2500 views and almost 200 posts.....

LOL I know...my sista's love life is more popular than the DCC!!!!!! You go girl!

 

[landshark77]

Ok, so the diabetic thing would be your CAUSE to do the benefit. What activity would your benefit consist off?? How would you raise the money??

No idea...let me think about it...

I am not asking for a spelled out business plan here, just a basic idea...I'm trying to get a sense of your ability to plan something instead of throwing cash around.

I am starting to wonder about you. You have NEVER been in a relationship yet you wear women's clothes and call it "art".

Actually, in the traditional Chinese drama, all the female parts are played by men; there is no female actress in a traditional Chinese play. Actors spend over ten years to prefect their performance. Ac successful actor is a very well respected member in the society. I guess you have to have an open mind to really appreciate that. It is not something you should judge in terms of "a man wearing womens' clothing is a weirdo..." It is a culture that has been around for a few thousand years and there are a lot of learn if you want to understand it. Fisrt off, you need to know the history, legends, and a lot of other aspects of the Chinese culture; it is not a superfacial act.

I think I remember something about that...we studied Chinese theatre in the 7th grade...I don't remember everything about it...but this rings a bell. I am confused though because in previous discussions you indicated that you were obsessive compulsive with waxing automotives, painting houses, being on the internet, and spending money. You were given ample opportunities to disclose you were into theatre, yet you did not. I kinda think you believe this whole thing is a joke and you are pretending to be someone you are not. I knida feel like you are two people and the pictures that you posted are random pictures form the internet. How can you prove me wrong??

I was wearing make up and lipstick in that picture, that was part of the whole idea. Again, if someone is shallow, he would just call me a queer, and it is his problem. I do not have to waste my time to educate him. That picture was taken by a very famous artist in his studio--it was all part of the concepts he wanted to express through his work. I do not mind that at all. It was a very fun and inspiring experience for me. I do not like ordinary pictures as everyone is an indivual and should be portraited as such. My artist was very happy with hopw the pictures turned out and so did I.

I am not into men sexually, I am straight. It is disappointing to see you making a big fuss out of it...of all the people, I expect you to undertstand. Since you seem to like art and all that...

I apologize for offending you. I used to hang out with boys that wore skirts (I wasn’t even on crack!!! ) and many male entertainers wear makeup, you ever hear of Robert Smith?? I should have never insinuated that you were any different; however, I didn't know you were into the arts, as you said a few days ago that you were not. Again, I feel like I am being lied to, and I don't want my sista to be stuck with a "LIAR". If that were the case I would set her up with Roscoe, DiscoDerek, or User 69, LMAO!!!!