The Boyfriend Application

[landshark77]

Ok 6 ball kid, you are in!

So far we have 3 definite contenders...VAP, Jimbo, and 6 ball kid, and one that I'm sitting on... StormHotRod, you seem nice, but your inability to follow instructions has me believing you are untrainable. No woman wants an untrainable man. I tell you what; if you follow these instructions you will be in the definite contenders list.

I would like to take this application process to the next level so please, post your picture guys. I don't care how ugly you are, looks are not the most important factor in a relationship. The object of the picture post shows seriousness and dedication to Sarah. Please also answer any questions that were directed towards you in this or previous threads.

6 ball kid- you forgot to say who the best WPBA player is. Please answer that question.

Also, just because we are moving to the second phase of the application process, it does not mean that the first phase is closed. You can still submit an application to become Sarah's boyfriend. If you are reading this and feel that the guys whose applications I picked to forward to Sarah are chumps, then please submit your application.

If you feel that I am being too picky, then obviously you are not aware of what a great person Sarah is. I will only forward her those applications that I deem are acceptable. If I pass you over, please keep that cashier at your local Wal-Mart in mind. Sometimes one can find a winner in common folk.

 

[landshark77]

The last night we spent together she didn't seem to mind Skittles.

Jim

Only because she wanted to taste a rainbow!!!

Now, I liked your answer to the CPR question. Please post your picture so that you can move to the next level of this process.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Turquoisecrazy...you've got to be kidding me right?? I think you are a player. First, you are in your 30's, yet you have not been in a relationship?? If this is true then that is a HUGE indicator that something is wrong, either in the attitude or looks department. You also indicate that you have alot of money and material possessions. This means you work too much and may not have time to give my sista the attention she so deserves. Plus you indicate that you don't play pool nor do you gamble on pool, so I have to ask why are you here? You indicate that you do not like any form of the arts, which means you have zero personality. And the most ALARMING factor is that you just hit on me last week in the main forum, then had the nerve to come here and hit on my sista in her forum. THAT is not cool. There for I have no other options than to nix your application. I just don't see how you can be good for my sista when you have proved you are not trust worthy all ready. I'll tell you what, when you have that mullet go ahead and post your picture. If Sarah is still available I will re-consider your application. Until then it is being dismissed with prejudice. I, however, will be monitoring you around the forums. If I see anything that I find will not be to the benefit of my sista, your application will be immediately destroyed. There is nothing worse than an untrustable man, LMAO!!!

I have never found anyone that I am impressed with. That is why I have never had a relationship. I do not play pool nor gamble, but I like to watch the game of pool. I do not work anymore, I am retired. I have lots of time.
What is a mullet?
I do not like any arts because nothing I have seen is good enough. Why does it make me someone of no personality?
When did I hit on you, I can't remember.
I am the first guy asking Sarah if she was taking application for the position of a BF, my application should be at least forwarded to Sarah.
I replied with 100% honestly and you are calling me untrustworthy. How many of these "trustworthy" guy will tell you whom they really like on the WPBA tour?
What is LMAO?

 

[turquoisecrazy]

my pic

I am painting my house here. Honey.

 

[the6ballkid]

Ok 6 ball kid, you are in!


6 ball kid- you forgot to say who the best WPBA player is. Please answer that question.

i made the first cut........

The best ......... Helena T..........i have played with her a couple of times.....(well, i racked for her......) and she is a great player and a hell-of-a person......btw.....would i get any brownie points for some flowers??

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j/k

here's my mug.....

 

[turquoisecrazy]

i made the first cut........

The best ......... Helena T..........i have played with her a couple of times.....(well, i racked for her......) and she is a great player and a hell-of-a person......btw.....would i get any brownie points for some flowers??

~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@

j/k

here's my mug.....

Matt you arenot a bad looking man. But I am sure you can see that I am not bad myself either. It is going to be a tough fight. Don't feel bad if Sarah chose me, you have tried your best.

 

[riegler99]

turq
that pic looks like one of those people from downtown baghdad


retired at 33 hope you have billions sarah dose like to live comfy

 

[the6ballkid]

Matt you arenot a bad looking man. But I am sure you can see that I am not bad myself either. It is going to be a tough fight. Don't feel bad if Sarah chose me, you have tried your best.

yeah........

it's on like donkey kong!!

j/k..............cheers!!

 

[turquoisecrazy]

turq
that pic looks like one of those people from downtown baghdad


retired at 33 hope you have billions sarah dose like to live comfy

u mean tourists like yourself?
Sarah will live very comfy with me--if she is wise enough to choose me that is.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Matt u r cool, almost as cool as i.

Pic of my dad.

 

[landshark77]

I have never found anyone that I am impressed with. That is why I have never had a relationship. I do not play pool nor gamble, but I like to watch the game of pool. I do not work anymore, I am retired. I have lots of time.
What is a mullet?
I do not like any arts because nothing I have seen is good enough. Why does it make me someone of no personality?
When did I hit on you, I can't remember.
I am the first guy asking Sarah if she was taking application for the position of a BF, my application should be at least forwarded to Sarah.
I replied with 100% honestly and you are calling me untrustworthy. How many of these "trustworthy" guy will tell you whom they really like on the WPBA tour?
What is LMAO?

Turquoisecrazy,

I will answer some of your questions first. A mullet is a hair cut that many boys in the south have. The hair is cut short in the front and long in the back. IMO, the best way to show your mullet status is to either braid the long part or gather it in a pony tail. That shiznit rules! The haircut itself was cool in the 80's and several famous people are known for their mullets. For example, Richard Marx and Billy Ray Cyrus.

I say by not liking the arts you have no personality because what is life without art. Art helps define us. When you talk on the phone do you doodle?? When you are in the car do you listen to the radio?? There is not one book that you enjoy?? What is it that you do in your spare time? You haven't seen any art that was good enough?? I would suggest that you immediately find a museum to frequent and look at the great artist....Picasso, Monet, Whistler, Dali...turn on the radio and hear the music...Sinatra, Al Green, Van Morrison, Count Basie.... Go to the library and experience the depths of Plato, Dante, Elliot, and Shakespeare....

LMAO is Laughing My Ass Off.

OK so you can not remember when you hit on me. THAT is why I find you untrustworthy. You ran around these forums, posting in almost every thread I posted in hitting on me. I responded in only one thread. You may view it here.Then you come here hitting on my sista...in the same night. Anyone who does that is not trustworthy. I mean what is going to happen when you are stuck in LA while Sarah is in IL playing in a tourney. Will you be at the beach trying to pick up the honeys??? Then claim you don't remember??

Because yes, the whole application was kinda your idea, LMAO, I will forward your application too, although, I do so with reservation. Please post your picture (a frontal view).

BTW, I didn't think you were the type of man to subject himself to mannual labor. Glad to see it, LMAO!

Thanx and good luck.

 

[landshark77]

turq
that pic looks like one of those people from downtown baghdad


retired at 33 hope you have billions sarah dose like to live comfy

I seemed to have misplaced your application. Please re-submit it. Thank you.

 

[landshark77]

i made the first cut........

The best ......... Helena T..........i have played with her a couple of times.....(well, i racked for her......) and she is a great player and a hell-of-a person......btw.....would i get any brownie points for some flowers??

~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@ ~~<~~<~~@

j/k

here's my mug.....

Thanx for your honesty and your picture. The photo with your shirt off was a nice touch! And yes, flowers never hurt, LOL!


Turquoisecrazy...again, I am calling you out...please do not smack talk your competition. Ladies do not like this. It will only hurt your already low eligibility. This is strike one.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Turquoisecrazy,

I will answer some of your questions first. A mullet is a hair cut that many boys in the south have. The hair is cut short in the front and long in the back. IMO, the best way to show your mullet status is to either braid the long part or gather it in a pony tail. That shiznit rules! The haircut itself was cool in the 80's and several famous people are known for their mullets. For example, Richard Marx and Billy Ray Cyrus.
no
I have no idea who these people are, but thank you so much. Now at least I know what a mullet is.

I say by not liking the arts you have no personality because what is life without art. Art helps define us. When you talk on the phone do you doodle?? No
When you are in the car do you listen to the radio?? no

There is not one book that you enjoy?? No

What is it that you do in your spare time? I typed here, and watch pool, and wash my cars and paint my house.

You haven't seen any art that was good enough?? I would suggest that you immediately find a museum to frequent and look at the great artist....Picasso, Monet, Whistler, Dali...turn on the radio and hear the music...Sinatra, Al Green, Van Morrison, Count Basie.... Go to the library and experience the depths of Plato, Dante, Elliot, and Shakespeare....

I dont like them

LMAO is Laughing My Ass Off.

Thank you.

OK so you can not remember when you hit on me. THAT is why I find you untrustworthy. You ran around these forums, posting in almost every thread I posted in hitting on me. I responded in only one thread. You may view it here.

Sorry, it was a joke. I liked you. But Sarah is someone I am crazy about. I am not into blond. Sorry, did not know that back then.

Then you come here hitting on my sista...in the same night. Anyone who does that is not trustworthy. I mean what is going to happen when you are stuck in LA while Sarah is in IL playing in a tourney. Will you be at the beach trying to pick up the honeys??? Then claim you don't remember??

I don't go to the beach. I hate the sun. I am nothitting on Sarah, just applying to be her BF. Sarah will stay with me in LA or I will be with her in IL if my application is accepted.

Because yes, the whole application was kinda your idea, LMAO, I will forward you application too, although, I do so with reservation. Please post your picture (a frontal view).

BTW, I didn't think you were the type of man to subject himself to mannual labor. Glad to see it, LMAO!

I kind of look like my dad. What is mannual labor? Is it like 5-speed labor?

Thanx and good luck.

.

Thank you and good luck to you too

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Thanx for your honesty and your picture. The photo with your shirt off was a nice touch! And yes, flowers never hurt, LOL!


Turquoisecrazy...again, I am calling you out...please do not smack talk your competition. Ladies do not like this. It will only hurt your already low eligibility. This is strike one.

If ladies do not liek that, how come you smack talk all these guys in the jack and jill thread?

I may become you brother-in-law...so...please do not pick on me. I am begging you. Can't u feel the love in my post?

Where is yoiur picture?

 

[Deanna Michelle]

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Dea
Birthday: May
Sex (ah, I have to ask): Female
Profession: freelance graphic designer looking for sarah a nice guy that has a brother.
Highest level of Education completed: HS
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): I'm a designer, not a mathmatician!
Are you married or already have a significant other?: no
Have you ever been married?: not that i'm aware of
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: no, i have the ability to be faithful unlike guys, but i'm not interested in girls, so this is just for fun! cause again, he needs to have a BROTHER.
Do you have a baby's momma?: i am a baby momma *shows photo of the house cat, Pancake(yes, that's his name)*
If yes, how many?: I only see one in the photo.
Are you a baby's momma?: yes, read above. LOL.
Do you pay child support?: I support Pancake, lol, and my sister's children.
The WHOLE amount?: I get nothing for myself, does that tell you?
What kind of car do you drive?: Malibu
Do you own your home?: I own everything that is mine.
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: How'd you know? lol. House, and car.
Do you play pool?: Yes, I sure do.
Do you gamble? (yes pool): No, I just talk smack, and make people want to lose. Suckers!! lol, j/k
Favorite band/singer: Heart, Martina McBride, Green Day, Alanis Morissette, Howie Day, Led Zepp, just whatever, old and new, differ genre's.
Favorite author: I don't read much, then I would have to be accountable for my inability to hold knowledge.
Favorite song: I don't have an absolute favorite.
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): Salvador Dali, the surrealist, and M.C. Escher. I'm a fan of what seems like inpractical and impossible talent. It's very intriguing, and inspiring.
Favorite color: A specific shade of green
Favorite food: Chicken Spaghetti
What's your sign?: bull
Are your pants made of mirrors?: that sounds like a neat idea, but I wouldn't feel comfortable with people looking at my butt to fix their hair!
Have you been to Jail?: landshark, don't bring that story out in the open like that...geez..I can't tell you anything! lol
Are you in Jail currently?: AGAIN!
Less filling or Taste great?: rollerblading!
Boxers or Briefs?: Ooh, boxer-briefs, and on Jude Law. Thanks, you are so sweet to send him to me!!
Have you ever had a mullet?: Haha, no. I'm not a Joe Dirt fanatic.Do you have one currently?: Again, no, but it's not MY fault that a Barbie ended up with one when I was younger, and *happened* to have some scissors within reach, and some free time.
Do you have a tattoo?: Not anymore
Where?: Underside of my wrist
Of what?: something I made, and it went away..I was a bored child.
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: parents. someone has to take care of everything, and it's not going to be them!! *so that's why i'm moving out haha*
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: um, I don't know, who is running a fever? i'm no doctor!!!
Who is the best WPBA player?: most of the players, are at their best, or have reached it...so what are you asking?! really you mean, who do I LIKE the best, and favor the best? I'll be honest, it's Allison Fisher. But I think Sarah and Melissa rock, they know that! YES, LANDSHARK, I can route for MORE THAN ONE player!!! haha.
Do you believe in God?: Very much so.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: Actually, I'm praying that she doesn't. I'm praying that she finds an awesome boyfriend, with an equally as great brother, for me! yay!
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): diamond studs, sure, haha. how many of those can you get for a dollar, anyone know?
Are you a drunk?: Who are you to judge me!
Are you drunk now?: Again, Who are you to judge me!
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: stuck on sarcasm
Do you have a stalker personality?: no, Do you like to go rollerblading?!
Are you an asshole?: so many jokes i could make out of that...soooo many.

This is what happens when you don't play pool with me!!

Dea

 

[landshark77]

If ladies do not liek that, how come you smack talk all these guys in the jack and jill thread?

I may become you brother-in-law...so...please do not pick on me. I am begging you. Can't u feel the love in my post?

Where is yoiur picture?

As far as the Jack and Jill thread goes, I am building up the heat for my action....you see it is sooo diffrent when it is guys fighting over the girl. That is why I started this thread, to stop all the bickering between you boys. It stresses my sista out and then she doesn't do so well in her pool action because she is thinking about how all of her fans hate each other and only see her as a sex symbol and not as a person and a player. Even famous people need homey company, not just someone who likes them because they are famous. Famous people are people first. They put their pants on one leg at a time too.

Which leads me to this question. You are new to this board, what do you know about my sista that makes you think she is for you? Besides the fact that she is one hell of a pool player, hot, and famous???

I also doubt the fact that you will become by brother-in-law, however, odder things have happened. In case you do, you should know that I will pick on you until the day that you die. That my friend is how in-laws treat each other, LOL.

And my picture is not posted because I am not seeking to become my sista's boyfriend. That is considered incest and is a sin against Jesus and well as against the law.

 

[landshark77]

Turquoisecrazy,

You said:

What is it that you do in your spare time? I typed here, and watch pool, and wash my cars and paint my house.

What do you do when the internet is down, there is no pool action, your cars are clean and your house is painted???

I don't go to the beach. I hate the sun. I am nothitting on Sarah, just applying to be her BF. Sarah will stay with me in LA or I will be with her in IL if my application is accepted.

You seem kinda contolling. What if Sarah needs to take a sebbatical? You will not be with her then.

What is mannual labor? Is it like 5-speed labor?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA
Manual labor is when you do something by hand yourself. Like a 5 speed, LOL!

 

[landshark77]

Sex (ah, I have to ask): Female

Ah, WOW DEA! I had NO idea! Sarah is NOT into THAT kinda relationship. I mean, there is nothing wrong with it per say....you know, what ever floats your boat, but it don't float hers...know what I mean?? Sorry to disappoint, but your application has been nixed!

I must admit that I am kinda upset....where you only acting like my friend so you could get in good with my sista?? I mean you say you want her to find one with a brother, yet YOU submitted an application. What on earth do they put in the water over there in the mid-west??

And for the record, you can only root for one WPBA player. Who would you want to win if Allison played Sarah???? Huh, huh??

 

[Deanna Michelle]

Ah, WOW DEA! I had NO idea! Sarah is NOT into THAT kinda relationship.

You better be glad there is a joke behind all of this, haha! I am NOT into that kind of relationship EITHER! Did you miss all the times I said I want the great brother of the bf she finds?! haha. You rollerblading nut!

Sorry to disappoint, but your application has been nixed!

You might as well admit it ...that my application was a lot better than most of the GUYS that have filled them out!

I must admit that I am kinda upset....where you only acting like my friend so you could get in good with my sista?? I mean you say you want her to find one with a brother, yet YOU submitted an application.

FRIEND?! HAHAHAHA. HA. You jest.

What on earth do they put in the water over there in the mid-west??

And, as for the water ...they don't put anything in it..that's just IT.

And for the record, you can only root for one WPBA player. Who would you want to win if Allison played Sarah???? Huh, huh??

Yes I can route for more than one. And I'd want both of them to win, of course!