The Boyfriend Application

landshark77 said:
Turquoisecrazy,

You said:



What do you do when the internet is down, there is no pool action, your cars are clean and your house is painted???



You seem kinda contolling. What if Sarah needs to take a sebbatical? You will not be with her then.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA
Manual labor is when you do something by hand yourself. Like a 5 speed, LOL! :rolleyes:
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When my car is clean, I go for a ride and then clean it up again, I have a few cars so I can alwasy do something with them. When the internet is down, I will call my server and yell at them. When there is no pool action, I watch pool DVDs. When my house is painted, I will look for new furnitures. I can always find something to do.
What is a sebbatical? I do not go to the beach by myself, if she wants, I will go with her. Not a big deal.
I do this mannual thing by hand by myself all the time. But I am hoping I will stop doing it once I have a GF.
So, do u like my picture?
 
landshark77 said:
As far as the Jack and Jill thread goes, I am building up the heat for my action....you see it is sooo diffrent when it is guys fighting over the girl. That is why I started this thread, to stop all the bickering between you boys. It stresses my sista out and then she doesn't do so well in her pool action because she is thinking about how all of her fans hate each other and only see her as a sex symbol and not as a person and a player. Even famous people need homey company, not just someone who likes them because they are famous. Famous people are people first. They put their pants on one leg at a time too.

I never see her as a sex symbol, and i dont see her as a player either. I do not consider her really famous.

Which leads me to this question. You are new to this board, what do you know about my sista that makes you think she is for you? Besides the fact that she is one hell of a pool player, hot, and famous???

I am looking for someone with a great sense of humor, much like yourself, and is kind and articulate. I like Sarah because she is all of the aboved and more. Good pool players are very intelligent people or else they cannot be that good...intelligent, kind, articulate, and a great sense of humor is my answer.
I also doubt the fact that you will become by brother-in-law, however, odder things have happened. In case you do, you should know that I will pick on you until the day that you die. That my friend is how in-laws treat each other, LOL.

I will carry on this fine tradition then

And my picture is not posted because I am not seeking to become my sista's boyfriend. That is considered incest and is a sin against Jesus and well as against the law.

I am sure no one will mind to see your picture here no matter what. Is there something wrong with your face? Don't worry, I am not ashame to post mine here.
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landshark77 said:
Ah, WOW DEA! I had NO idea! Sarah is NOT into THAT kinda relationship. I mean, there is nothing wrong with it per say....you know, what ever floats your boat, but it don't float hers...know what I mean?? Sorry to disappoint, but your application has been nixed! :eek:

I must admit that I am kinda upset....where you only acting like my friend so you could get in good with my sista?? :confused: I mean you say you want her to find one with a brother, yet YOU submitted an application. What on earth do they put in the water over there in the mid-west?? :confused:

And for the record, you can only root for one WPBA player. Who would you want to win if Allison played Sarah???? Huh, huh??
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How come Sarah never respond to this post? U sure she doesn't mind you posting this thread here in her forum?

Hello Hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooo, Sarah, SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 
landshark77 said:
Thanx for your honesty and your picture. :) The photo with your shirt off was a nice touch! And yes, flowers never hurt, LOL!
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thanks for the kudos......

looks like you got your hands full there.........
 
turquoisecrazy said:
I never see her as a sex symbol, and i dont see her as a player either. I do not consider her really famous.
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Gosh, what do you see her as?? :confused: :confused: I mean, I said before that she was no Tad Hamilton, but geez, we are talking about THE Sarah Rousey here. I'm still forwarding your application, but Sarah makes the final decision. I'd kiss her butt a bit better than that if you are serious. :eek:


turquoisecrazy said:
I am looking for someone with a great sense of humor, much like yourself, and is kind and articulate. I like Sarah because she is all of the aboved and more. Good pool players are very intelligent people or else they cannot be that good...intelligent, kind, articulate, and a great sense of humor is my answer.
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Careful here, my sista tends to get jealous of my hotness. Guys are always on me like Aunt Jemima on hot cakes. Yep, white on rice is soooo old! Careful when you compare her and I. She may think you want me instead.

turquoisecrazy said:
I am sure no one will mind to see your picture here no matter what. Is there something wrong with your face? Don't worry, I am not ashame to post mine here.
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Again, it seems like you are hitting on me. What I look like has no bearing in this thread. If you are that hard up for a piece of my action, then please do a search on the forums. My pic is around.
 
turquoisecrazy said:
When my car is clean, I go for a ride and then clean it up again, I have a few cars so I can alwasy do something with them. When the internet is down, I will call my server and yell at them. When there is no pool action, I watch pool DVDs. When my house is painted, I will look for new furnitures. I can always find something to do.
What is a sebbatical? I do not go to the beach by myself, if she wants, I will go with her. Not a big deal.
I do this mannual thing by hand by myself all the time. But I am hoping I will stop doing it once I have a GF.
So, do u like my picture?
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You sound like you have obsessive compulsive disorder. I am not sure my sista needs to deal with mental instability at this point in her life. I'll tell you what...go do something fun today. Something that you have never done before, and then tell me what it was. I will be able to evaluate you a bit better then. You don't seem boring, but you sound it. :(

A sabbatical is a vacation that one takes ALONE; hence, you will NOT be welcome to tag along. :eek:

Uh, I think you will be doing the manual thing for a LONG time. :rolleyes:

Please post your picture...where is it???
 
turquoisecrazy said:
How come Sarah never respond to this post? U sure she doesn't mind you posting this thread here in her forum?

Hello Hellllllllllloooooooooooooooooo, Sarah, SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Ah, Sarah is busy playing pool. I thought I said that in my first post. Do you read??? :confused:
 
the6ballkid said:
thanks for the kudos......

looks like you got your hands full there.........
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Hey 6ballkid,

Can you submit another photo, this time with your shades off? I need to see your eyes.

Thanx!
 
yeah............................digging way back into the archives..............hhmmm ........here we go...............................
 

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the6ballkid said:
yeah............................digging way back into the archives..............hhmmm ........here we go...............................
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Well, ah, that works! :) Why aren't you already taken??? You're not weird are you? Please answer the following questions:

1. Are you into voodoo?
2. Have you ever put a spell on any one?
3. Can a boy and girl be "just friends"?

And please finish the following dialogue:

Possible girlfriend: "Hey honey, guess what?"
You: "What?"
Possible girlfriend: "Wayne Swain called, he found action in Hawaii, and I’m gonna head out with him tomorrow."
You:___________________________________________________________

For those of you who have not submitted you picture please do so. I am waiting for VAP, JimBo, Turquoisecrazy and StormHotRod.

Kenny are you gonna submit your application, or was your little speech a bunch of BS??? :confused:
 
landshark77 said:
Well, ah, that works! :) Why aren't you already taken??? You're not weird are you? Please answer the following questions:

1. Are you into voodoo?
2. Have you ever put a spell on any one?
3. Can a boy and girl be "just friends"?

And please finish the following dialogue:

Possible girlfriend: "Hey honey, guess what?"
You: "What?"
Possible girlfriend: "Wayne Swain called, he found action in Hawaii, and I’m gonna head out with him tomorrow."
You:___________________________________________________________
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no.....i'm normal.... everyone else is weird......................;) especially my ex gf...........lmao
1. Are you into voodoo? hmmm........ it might be fun
2. Have you ever put a spell on any one? NOW THat would be FUN !!
3. Can a boy and girl be "just friends"? yeah.............. "friends are your best lovers" ...wait or is it "Lovers are your best friends?" lol

And please finish the following dialogue:

Possible girlfriend: "Hey honey, guess what?"
You: "What?"
Possible girlfriend: "Wayne Swain called, he found action in Hawaii, and I’m gonna head out with him tomorrow."
You:___ you lucky sonofa*#&!@ ......im jealous.....__________________
 
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the6ballkid said:
And please finish the following dialogue:

Possible girlfriend: "Hey honey, guess what?"
You: "What?"
Possible girlfriend: "Wayne Swain called, he found action in Hawaii, and I’m gonna head out with him tomorrow."
You:___ you lucky sonofa*#&!@ ......im jealous.....__________________
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm....will your jealousy show in your behavior towards your possible girlfriend???
 
landshark77 said:
OK boys, no fighting in Sarah's forum. I still hate internet fighting. And I hate you boys fighting over the girl. If you want Sarah then you must add up, so back again, by popular demand......................................
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I'm much too old and married for the dear lass, but I may forward this to one or more of my sons.

1. Artist (yeah a painter) - 26 (in 6 days) - MFA from Northwestern.
2. Art dealer and artist - 26 (in 6 days) - BFA (or was it a BA) from Fordham. Lives in Palm Beach, FL and has orders to married a rich woman regardless of age or condition.
3. IT desktop support - 23 - BS from UMass Amherst - tall and thin.
4. College senior - 21 - forget him has a girlfriend.

1 & 2 depending on angle look like Corey Duell, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, or none of the preceding.
There picture (3 or 4 years old) is at www.s-c-ellis.com.

Sarah will have to understand that she'll probably need to increase her income to support one of my sons, God knows I had to.
 
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Pick Me!! Pick Me!! Pick Me!!

landshark77 said:
OK boys, no fighting in Sarah's forum. I still hate internet fighting. And I hate you boys fighting over the girl. If you want Sarah then you must add up, so back again, by popular demand......................................

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:kenny wilson______________________________
Birthday:_sept 7 ____________________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):__male______________
Profession:_salesman__________________________
Highest level of Education completed:__1 yr college______________________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):_30,000____________________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:_nope___________________
Have you ever been married?:__nope_____
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:yup________________________________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:_???? nope
__________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:________________________________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_nope________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:toyota_____________________________________
Do you own your home?:___yup________________________________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:house______________________
Do you play pool?:_yup_______________________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):_yup_______________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_dont have one______________________________
Favorite author:_dont have one__________________________________
Favorite song:_dont have one__________________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):dont have one___________________________
Favorite color:_blue___________________________________
Favorite food:_pizza___________________________________
What's your sign?:_virgo______________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:______________________
Have you been to Jail?:nope-not yet anyway.______________________________
Are you in Jail currently?:_nope ___________________________
Less filling or Taste great?:_taste great__________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:_boxer briefs___________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:_nope_______________________
Do you have one currently?:_nope___________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:nope_________________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:nope____________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_SARAH BABY!!!!______________________________
Who is the best WPBA player?:Well its a toss up for me between fisher and corr__________________________________
Do you believe in God?:__sometime______________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:nope___________________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):nope_______
Are you a drunk?:_nope_______________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:_nope______________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:_funny-and sincere__________________________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:nope____________________
Are you an asshole?:sometimes________________________

I am not sure what to make of this application. All i can tell is it is very different from the last moments of my dating career. Well i hope your sister likes me. Dont forget to call me. 336-516-5613
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landshark77 said:
You sound like you have obsessive compulsive disorder. I am not sure my sista needs to deal with mental instability at this point in her life. I'll tell you what...go do something fun today. Something that you have never done before, and then tell me what it was. I will be able to evaluate you a bit better then. You don't seem boring, but you sound it. :(

A sabbatical is a vacation that one takes ALONE; hence, you will NOT be welcome to tag along. :eek:

Uh, I think you will be doing the manual thing for a LONG time. :rolleyes:

Please post your picture...where is it???
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I did something I have never done in my life. I bought a new motorcycle and I have just finished waxing it after a very fun ride.

Sabbatical sounds like fun. It is pretty much my whole life story.

I really like to do the manual thing of painting, I am only done about 25 %. I don't mind.

I posted the picture of my dad, just take the glasses and the bread off, that is me.

OK, u people of no imiganation, I will take a pic of myself soon.
 
the6ballkid said:
yeah............................digging way back into the archives..............hhmmm ........here we go...............................
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Watch out Matt, Landshark may want yo all for herself. Sarah may never get to see your application or your pic.
 
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