The Boyfriend Application

turquoisecrazy said:
What is less filling and taste great?

What is pants with mirror?
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Why on earth would you want me to give out the answers? :confused: I am looking for a suitable match for my sista, if I told you the answers then everyone would know and would be able to answer accordingly. Sorry. :(
 
christyd said:
Landshark

Do you need an advisor?............6ballkid......no doubt about it!!

Christyd
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Well, I was thinking that after the applications stop flooding in and all of the contenders have posted their pictures, I would solicit the forum members to vote on the top two applications to send to Sarah. Yes, 6ballkid is a winner in the looks department, but to be fair we really haven't seen his competition. Plus, there are at least one or two more things I need from him. :p I can't just be like date him, he's cute. Sometimes the cute ones are problematic.
 
landshark77 said:
Why on earth would you want me to give out the answers? :confused: I am looking for a suitable match for my sista, if I told you the answers then everyone would know and would be able to answer accordingly. Sorry. :(
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:( :( :(
 
landshark77 said:
Well, I was thinking that after the applications stop flooding in and all of the contenders have posted their pictures, I would solicit the forum members to vote on the top two applications to send to Sarah. Yes, 6ballkid is a winner in the looks department, but to be fair we really haven't seen his competition. Plus, there are at least one or two more things I need from him. :p I can't just be like date him, he's cute. Sometimes the cute ones are problematic.
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Let's see........problematic and from Georgia??.......winner for sure!! :D
 
Ok Turquoisecrazy... First I would like to say thank you for submitting your picture. :) I have to ask though, are you doing the manual thing in it???

I have another request from you regarding your picture, could you please submit one that is a forward shot? Your profile looks nice, but I need to see your eyes.

I should have been clearer when I requested that you doing something for fun, something that you have never done before. Please do something that does not involve cleaning/waxing and please make sure that it cost under $50. You can not buy fun...you have to make it.

You raise a valid point about your father’s picture. The way to tell if a boy will stay good looking thru out his years is by examining his father. I will need to see what everyone father looks like too. Turquoise crazy, I already have yours. Thanx!

VAP, JimBo, and Stormhotrod- I need your pictures still and I also need a recent photo of your fathers.

6ballkid- I need a picture of your dad. Thanx :)
 
christyd said:
Let's see........problematic and from Georgia??.......winner for sure!! :D
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HEY HEY NOW............ just because the movie "Delirious" and "The Dukes of Hazzard" was filmed here doesn't mean we are all messed up............just most of us :D :D :D :D

SHARK-----> yeah....why not?
 
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turquoisecrazy said:
Watch out Matt, Landshark may want yo all for herself. Sarah may never get to see your application or your pic.
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I am a happily married woman. I will not EVER try and steal ANY man from my sista. You can count on that. Please do not try and scare your competition like that. Thank you. Sarah will see 6ballkid's application so far. You, on the other hand, are making me have second thoughts. :( Strike two! :mad:
 
Ok Landshark
Problematic............from Georgia........and messed up..........still a winner!
 
landshark77 said:
Ok Turquoisecrazy... First I would like to say thank you for submitting your picture. :) I have to ask though, are you doing the manual thing in it???

I have another request from you regarding your picture, could you please submit one that is a forward shot? Your profile looks nice, but I need to see your eyes.

I should have been clearer when I requested that you doing something for fun, something that you have never done before. Please do something that does not involve cleaning/waxing and please make sure that it cost under $50. You can not buy fun...you have to make it.

You raise a valid point about your father’s picture. The way to tell if a boy will stay good looking thru out his years is by examining his father. I will need to see what everyone father looks like too. Turquoise crazy, I already have yours. Thanx!

VAP, JimBo, and Stormhotrod- I need your pictures still and I also need a recent photo of your fathers.

6ballkid- I need a picture of your dad. Thanx :)
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Landshark, I cannot believe you would look at my picture and think about THAT????????

Let me find another picture and I will post it here soon. Do you think you need a picture of everyone's butt as well--I have sumbitted mine already... :p
 
landshark77 said:
I am a happily married woman. I will not EVER try and steal ANY man from my sista. You can count on that. Please do not try and scare your competition like that. Thank you. Sarah will see 6ballkid's application so far. You, on the other hand, are making me have second thoughts. :( Strike two! :mad:
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It is not fair, I never siad you would "steal" any man. If the man is not Sarah's and he is single, how could you call that "stealing?"

It is not "scaring my competition" either, what makes you think Matt would not like to go out with you, what makes you think he would be scared of the idea of you keeping his application? I would never be scared if you want to keep my application all for yourself, which seems to me like what you are trying to do right now... ;)
 
landshark77 said:
But you would let her go alone with Wayne Swain?
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I would say, OK, let me book your hotel and flight for you and how much do you need?

Wayne will never dare to lay a finger on my girl unless if he is suicidal so I would not worry.
 
kwilson said:
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:kenny wilson______________________________
Birthday:_sept 7 ____________________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):__male______________
Profession:_salesman__________________________
Highest level of Education completed:__1 yr college______________________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):_30,000____________________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:_nope___________________
Have you ever been married?:__nope_____
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:yup________________________________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:_???? nope
__________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:________________________________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_nope________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:toyota_____________________________________
Do you own your home?:___yup________________________________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:house______________________
Do you play pool?:_yup_______________________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):_yup_______________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_dont have one______________________________
Favorite author:_dont have one__________________________________
Favorite song:_dont have one__________________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):dont have one___________________________
Favorite color:_blue___________________________________
Favorite food:_pizza___________________________________
What's your sign?:_virgo______________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:______________________
Have you been to Jail?:nope-not yet anyway.______________________________
Are you in Jail currently?:_nope ___________________________
Less filling or Taste great?:_taste great__________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:_boxer briefs___________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:_nope_______________________
Do you have one currently?:_nope___________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:nope_________________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:nope____________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_SARAH BABY!!!!______________________________
Who is the best WPBA player?:Well its a toss up for me between fisher and corr__________________________________
Do you believe in God?:__sometime______________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:nope___________________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):nope_______
Are you a drunk?:_nope_______________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:_nope______________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:_funny-and sincere__________________________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:nope____________________
Are you an asshole?:sometimes________________________

I am not sure what to make of this application. All i can tell is it is very different from the last moments of my dating career. Well i hope your sister likes me. Dont forget to call me. 336-516-5613
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny! First thank you for taking the time to fill out an application. :) However, you failed to answer the question: Are your pants made of mirrors. Please do so now. Also, what is your age? If you are between the age of 21 and 34 then please submit a picture of yourself and a picture of your father. If you are not within that age group, further responses from you are not needed. :( The picture request does not mean that your application has been approved to be forwarded. I just want to see what the person who made this statement in a LADY'S forum looks like:
kwilson said:
Thanks for the pics.I sure hope it works out at least maybe 1 night. I am sure it would be a night to remember. i gotta hunka hunka burnin love.hahahahaa and again thanks for the pics.
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After a statement like that, I honestly do not know what to think. If you had one night with my sista, how would you spend it?? What do you mean you have "hunka hunka burnin love"? It all sounds like you have me confused with Heidi Fleiss and my sista confused with some street walker. Please answer those questions and the following one:

Upon meeting a lady, the best way to impress her and get her to notice you is:
A. Offer to buy her a drink
B. Use a pick up line from the internet
C. Shake her hand then hold it for an unnecessary amount of time, while gazing into her eyes.
D. Introduce your self by saying. "Hi, my name is Kenny...you are??"

I am also confused as to why you want me to call you.
 
Just to show u how "trainable" I am. My picture here.
 

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