The Boyfriend Application
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Sorry, I am no longer taking applications
OK boys, this part of the application process is closed. Why are guys always late and then they still think they can get in on the action????
OK boys, this part of the application process is closed. Why are guys always late and then they still think they can get in on the action????
Since everyone else is filling one out....1 in 200. I've gambled 9 ball with worse odds.
See...this is just my luck. A day (actually an hour) late and a dollar short on everything. Maybe Sarah will consider mine even if it is late. Or maybe I could get on a waiting list, like if a tournament fills up.Mike Templeton said:
Mike
Mike Templeton said:
Dang Sarah, you're too popular for your own good! IS THIS THREAD EVER GONNA END??????
And Templeton, why are you so late??? You are one of the ones that started this OMG Sarah is so hot frenzies, LOL!
It worked. Sarah needs to give me points for creativity. I wondered, with so many applications, how I could get mine noticed. So I devised a plot to send it in late, complain and hopefully it would get more notice than the others. It's working alreadylandshark77 said:Dang Sarah, you're too popular for your own good! IS THIS THREAD EVER GONNA END??????
And Templeton, why are you so late??? You are one of the ones that started this OMG Sarah is so hot frenzies, LOL!
.Mike
Mike Templeton said:It worked. Sarah needs to give me points for creativity. I wondered, with so many applications, how I could get mine noticed. So I devised a plot to send it in late, complain and hopefully it would get more notice than the others. It's working already
Mike
Yes, but what you fail to understand is that Sarah will never see your application. I am the one doing the forwarding....right now the applicants that FOLLOWED THE RULES in a TIMELY manner are in the hands of the people. I am very sorry that you couldn't follow the rules. It could have worked out in your favor...'er... if you would have left out the part about being interested in moms.
It would have taken an even more crafty blueprint to shorten the distance between Chicago and Chattanooga, anyway.landshark77 said:
Gremlin said:Landshark77,
You left out a very important question? Will all the applicants take an aids test. You say you want to keep your little sister safe? That's the most important question! Are you an asshole isn't cutting it?
Cheers,
"Gremlin"
Gremlin!!!!!
What kind of girl do you think my sista is??? This is a BOYFRIEND application...not a MARRIAGE application. Please do not insinuate that my sista has corrupted sinful morals!!!! 
turquoisecrazy
Banned
Gremlin said:Landshark77,
You left out a very important question? Will all the applicants take an aids test. You say you want to keep your little sister safe? That's the most important question! Are you an asshole isn't cutting it?
Cheers,
"Gremlin"
O my sweet lord!
Naturally one would read down over the application before filling it out. I was doing really great till I got to the tattoo line when I realized that my tattoo is older than Sarah is. I could have fibbed a little here and there but the tattoo would have given me away. 
CaptainJR said:Naturally one would read down over the application before filling it out. I was doing really great till I got to the tattoo line when I realized that my tattoo is older than Sarah is. I could have fibbed a little here and there but the tattoo would have given me away.
Yeah, but you could have put a band-aid over it...no one would have been the wiser.
landshark77 said:Yeah, but you could have put a band-aid over it...no one would have been the wiser.
I don't have any band-aids that big. I mean that that it is a big tattoo, just bigger than any band-aids I have. Use to say (top) LIBERTY `(bottom) U.S.A.
Now it's so old you can hardly read it and I'm 20 years older than it is. Gezzz I'm getting old. Who brought this up anyway!!!
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CaptainJR said:I don't have any band-aids that big. I mean that that it is a big tattoo, just bigger than any band-aids I have. Use to say (top) LIBERTY `(bottom) U.S.A.
Now it's so old you can hardly read it and I'm 20 years older than it is. Gezzz I'm getting old. Who brought this up anyway!!!
You just need a few of these...they will do the trick. She won't notice anyway. She's too busy playing pool to notice things like that, LOL. Unfortunately I am no longer accepting applications. Next time please drink some Pepto-Bismol and just do it the first time....nervous or not...you might have had a chance.
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Name:_Frederick Agnir________________________landshark77 said:
Birthday:___5/20______________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask): 11 _____________
Profession:__Village Idiot____________
Highest level of Education completed:____B.S. _____________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): over 5,000,000 Yen
Are you married or already have a significant other: Yes
Have you ever been married?:________Yes_
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:__________Of course____________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?: Yes_______________________________
If yes, how many?:_1?___________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?: Not that I"m aware
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_No____________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:____V6 GMC Sonoma _______________________
Do you own your home?:________________________Yes________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______Single Family___
Do you play pool?:____I try_______________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Sure________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_Hmmm.... Prince? ____________________________
Favorite author:__The ever romantic Nicolas Sparks
Favorite song:__Dream On___________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):_Georgia O'Keefe_________
Favorite color:___Red______________________________
Favorite food:____Rahmschnitzel mit champignon
What's your sign?:__The Goat______________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:__Not that I'm aware_
Have you been to Jail?:__I was visiting____________
Are you in Jail currently?:___Not today______________
Less filling or Taste great?:___Tastes Great____________
Boxers or Briefs?:____Boxer briefs____________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:__Not that I'm aware______
Do you have one currently?:____No______________________
Do you have a tattoo?:____Of course. And Sarah knows that I think she should get one and why. Where?:__all over__________________________
Of what?:_dragon, phoenix, eagle_______
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:___No________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_Gerda__________
Who is the best WPBA player?:__Allison_________________________
Do you believe in God?:_I can't believe I was actuallly going to answer this one.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:_No. I just pray Sarah wants me.
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):... and a heart... a spade... and a clubAre you a drunk?:___if I must____________________________________
Are you drunk now?:__give me 30 minutes__________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:__ol' dirty bastard________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:__I've been called worse
Are you an asshole?:___sure__________________
Please post your answers in this thread, as Sarah is too busy playing pool to receive PMs regarding this issue. Please remember that trust is a vital part to a relationship, so please answer honestly. If you try to contact Sarah directly regarding this issue then the stalker answer would be yes.
Good luck!!! I will PM you if Sarah is interested.
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JimBo said:
I heard a rumor that the design was lifted.