This is God speaking. Bill Gates and Myself have come to terms on a game. Bill is going to put up everything he owns and back Efren Reyes playing the 15 ball ghost and I am going to put up everything I own and back the ghost(at least I am getting odds on my money). The Game: 15 ball ghost on MY table. 6'-12' golf table with 3" pockets using the pool balls. The Rules: No ball in hand, anything made on the break spots up, no banks, no combinations, scratch on the break loses, you have to keep 1 foot on the floor and no bridges. 20 ahead for the whole enchilada... Now I know what you are thinking.. I'm God and I am supposed to be fair and I am supposed to give the guy a chance etc. etc... Listen I tried that about 20 years ago when I played Micheal Jordan 1 on 1 and that cost me a billion dollars and 6 NBA championships.. at least I got even with him in baseball!! This time I want a LOCK!!
We are about to start, I will tell you what happened after I take off this score........ I can't believe I lost!! What really scares me is I swear he missed one 15 ball on purpose trying to get a bigger bet.. It don't matter though, I know I am going to get even.. I put a craps and a Pai-Gow poker table right outside so I know I will get Efrens half back and right after them I put a barbers chair and I am charging 500 trillion dollars for a decent haircut so I got Gates locked up there...
I don't understand it, I used to be the best at all sports but this Efren is unbelieveable at pool.. When Jordan finally retired I thought I had basketball locked back up but now there is this Lebron james.. Let's see, I need a sport I can dominate.. Baseball!!.. no that's no good with Bonds and Pujols around.. Tennis!! no that's no good with that Federer guy.. NASCAR!! no the last time I tried that Gordon put me into the wall the little bastard.... There has to be one sport I can rule and dominate..... I know.. GOLF!!!!! Now does anybody know anything about this Tiger fellow?
GOD
We are about to start, I will tell you what happened after I take off this score........ I can't believe I lost!! What really scares me is I swear he missed one 15 ball on purpose trying to get a bigger bet.. It don't matter though, I know I am going to get even.. I put a craps and a Pai-Gow poker table right outside so I know I will get Efrens half back and right after them I put a barbers chair and I am charging 500 trillion dollars for a decent haircut so I got Gates locked up there...
I don't understand it, I used to be the best at all sports but this Efren is unbelieveable at pool.. When Jordan finally retired I thought I had basketball locked back up but now there is this Lebron james.. Let's see, I need a sport I can dominate.. Baseball!!.. no that's no good with Bonds and Pujols around.. Tennis!! no that's no good with that Federer guy.. NASCAR!! no the last time I tried that Gordon put me into the wall the little bastard.... There has to be one sport I can rule and dominate..... I know.. GOLF!!!!! Now does anybody know anything about this Tiger fellow?
GOD