The One Just Tore Me A New One !

Colin Colenso

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Somebody please get this trouble maker out of Shanghai!

As the big fish in a small pond, in comes this superstar to clean me up good. Even despite my best efforts to rig the draw, giving myself the only first round bye, he still manages to pummel me in the final. Made me use a sticky rack cue too, while he lardy dard around with his Predator z type steroid enhanced equipment.

But just to rub it in, he had to be a complete gentlemen about the whole thing. When we progessed to some killer, at 2 lives to 1 up, instead of just leaving me safe, he had to take on a 1 in 10 shot, which he made effortlessly.

So then he charms and borrows my girlfriend for the night and gives her the time of her life out on the town while I have to go home early to ready myself for a hard day's work.

Attached is a pic of the charming devil ruining my reputation as a player! :p
 

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Colin Colenso said:
Somebody please get this trouble maker out of Shanghai!

Attached is a pic of the charming devil ruining my reputation as a player! :p

Hi Colin,

Did you ever think that a fellow AZBer from other country meeting u in China !! I am glad you guys had good time.
 
vagabond said:
Hi Colin,

Did you ever think that a fellow AZBer from other country meeting u in China !! I am glad you guys had good time.

I guess it was just a matter of time till someone tracked me down in this faraway land of beautiful girls and half talent pool players :D

After serving it up to me again tonight, the boy is back out on the town again. Too busy to reply to my post! :eek:

What I'd give to be young, jobless and talented ;)
 
Colin Colenso said:
I guess it was just a matter of time till someone tracked me down in this faraway land of beautiful girls and half talent pool players :D

After serving it up to me again tonight, the boy is back out on the town again. Too busy to reply to my post! :eek:

What I'd give to be young, jobless and talented ;)
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Sorry mate, promise I will post more in the morning and those pics of that sexy girl of yours from Bar 5 on the Bund). But I will say this, Shanghai has been great, its been great to have a hit again after a couple of weeks break. Also Colin has been a great host and he also plays a mean game of pool too, the best player in Shanghai I hear! (He took his fair share of games of me :-)

He also tried to arange a game for me tonight with a couple of female chinese Pro's which unfortunately didn't happen but maybe it will tomorrow.

Thanks again Colin

Cheers
 
Now this must be the funniest topic ever ! LOL ! :D

Now I understand why Craig is called "The One". His opponents always leave with a new torn one ! New nickname ? The Orificer :cool:

Have a good time in Asia Craig ! I hear the girls are pretty :p
 
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