This Just In: New Contest

[landshark77]

I have just recieved the following information:

COMING SOON MANY SMILES WITH MY ADDED PAGE
AZBILLIARD'S FORUM DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH

Cheers,

Gremlin

Let the games begin!!!

I was saving this for the Holidays, but to honor this contest I am gonna go ahead and post it now. I hope others enter this contest too.

Last Christmas Gremlin wrote a poem and posted a picture. Of course he deleted it soon after and many people missed his holiday cheer. Here it is for you, unedited:

MERRY XMAS TO ALL AT AZB (A "GREMLIN" XMAS RHYME"

It was the afternoon before Xams. and you could hear the pool shooters Yell.

Here she is “Gremlin” they let out with shout. Come to make you pay up with drinks and dinners no doubt.

Hey, “Gremlin” it’s time for your nap that’s what this is really all about.

Come home with me now as all the stockings are hung by the chimney with great care.

We have to have time too, before Saint Nicholas gets here! At least three positions will be required, I hope you are not overly tired.

A large gulp of Guinness, a Xmas round for the house, out the door of the poolroom he went like a flash. For something much nicer than playing pool for cash.

“Gremlin” was heard to say as he spead away in the sports car with the lady at the wheel.

Merry Xmas to all I hope you know how good I feel.

Cheers,

“Gremlin”
Attached photo of the lady at the wheel!!!!!!! Happy holiday to all.

 

[drivermaker]

I have just recieved the following information:



Let the games begin!!!

I was saving this for the Holidays, but to honor this contest I am gonna go ahead and post it now. I hope others enter this contest too.

Last Christmas Gremlin wrote a poem and posted a picture. Of course he deleted it soon after and many people missed his holiday cheer. Here it is for you, unedited:

I'm missing something here about your post. What are you trying to say?

All I want to know is, with pictures like that...why was he banned? (sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad)

 

[jjinfla]

Yep I remember that picture. She sure is cutie pie. Gremlin sure does know how to pick them. And he only attracts the very best. All proficient in the Monica. Poor Landshark is soooo jealous of the Grem.

 

[Muxy]

Can someone say old is is old news. Cough Shit Disturber.

 

[jjinfla]

See how this board had deteriorated - Even the little kids come here to cuss.

Your doing a great job Mike.

Oh, and the real stalker really turns out to be none other than the Landshark. Nothing worse than a female stalker. Watch yourself Grem. She will contact her "friends" at AOL and get your passwords and invade your computer first chance she gets.

Jake

 

[landshark77]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Where have you been Jake?? I thought maybe you went to look stuff up so you would know what you are talking about. Lemme give you a hint: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SPEAK OF YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! And trust me, you have proven yourself incompetent on so many levels you are now just embarassing yourself. However, those of us that have a clue have gotten a good chuckle from you, so thanx.

Anywho, I just wanted to inform the masses of Gremlin's new contest on his webpage, Pool Blarney. It seems as though Gremlin will dedicate an ENTIRE page to one lucky "AZBILLIARD'S FORUM DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". I would like to be the first "DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". It would be an honor as he has pages dedicated to chicks that can actually shoot pool.

So, Drivermaker, that is my goal. I wonder if my chances are good??

 

[drivermaker]

Anywho, I just wanted to inform the masses of Gremlin's new contest on his webpage, Pool Blarney. It seems as though Gremlin will dedicate an ENTIRE page to one lucky "AZBILLIARD'S FORUM DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". I would like to be the first "DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". It would be an honor as he has pages dedicated to chicks that can actually shoot pool.

So, Drivermaker, that is my goal. I wonder if my chances are good??

Not only do I think your chances are good, but I also think you could be a repeat winner month after month. I thought I ended up OK with the guy, but apparently not based on the post he had on there about me when someone stole my name and was posting under it on CCB, which you so kindly pointed out. So for whatever reason, when he gets a hard-on for someone, it goes far beyond a 4 hour Cialis induced woody. I might be giving you competition for the title on an occasional basis. However, if he kept posting sexy pictures of women here on AZ, I can think of at least a dozen guys right off the top of my head who would VOLUNTEER to be "Dirt Bag Of The Month" just to keep them coming regularly.

 

[Tbeaux]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Where have you been Jake?? I thought maybe you went to look stuff up so you would know what you are talking about. Lemme give you a hint: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SPEAK OF YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! And trust me, you have proven yourself incompetent on so many levels you are now just embarassing yourself. However, those of us that have a clue have gotten a good chuckle from you, so thanx.

Anywho, I just wanted to inform the masses of Gremlin's new contest on his webpage, Pool Blarney. It seems as though Gremlin will dedicate an ENTIRE page to one lucky "AZBILLIARD'S FORUM DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". I would like to be the first "DIRT BAG OF THE MONTH". It would be an honor as he has pages dedicated to chicks that can actually shoot pool.

So, Drivermaker, that is my goal. I wonder if my chances are good??

Hey good luck with the contest LS but after clicking over to the Grems site it looks like Smorgassbored is the latest on Grems permanent shit list. I just hope Sarah E.,Wonderful Wendy and Charlie W. keep walking and don't stop suddenly.

Terry

 

[drivermaker]

Hey good luck with the contest LS but after clicking over to the Grems site it looks like Smorgassbored is the latest on Grems permanent shit list.
Terry

Gremlin just moved a couple of notches UP the totem pole with that pick. Finally...people are getting wise and taking note on their own of that fat big mouth POS. Too bad, JAM...think what you want...that's the truth!

 

[Tbeaux]

Finally...people are getting wise and taking note on their own of that fat big mouth POS.

Who you mean? Smorg,Grem or the fat pregger lady? (J/K LS)

Terry (sucking in stomach)