There is this guy that goes in our poolhall and he is a real jerk, really cocky and arrogant, thinks he plays better than he does. Whenever he loses, it's always because his opponent got lucky or he got some bad rolls, or his contacts are blurry, or he is tired, etc. After losing to someone in the tournament, he was really pissed off. After the other guy sank the winning 9-ball, the jerk said really loud "You got SO lucky!", then the other guy replied just as loud, "Yeah, lucky I drew you in the tournament!" The whole room burst out laughing except for the sore loser. He got so pissed he wants to play this guy $500 sets now, and the guy agreed and they are supposed to play next week. I'll bet the jerk doesn't show. It seems every pool hall has at least one person like this guy.
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Give him a nickname. We call our local jerk Lunch Money..he comes in and 2 hours later we are having either lunch or dinner on him.
LowEnglish said:
Give him a nickname. We call our local jerk Lunch Money..he comes in and 2 hours later we are having either lunch or dinner on him.
thats pretty good, lol.
I have been on both sides of this situation. And it was mainly for the fact that in the city i am in which is kinda small and people are cheap, two of the pool halls run FREE 9ball tournaments for newbies and ball bangers.
Well when i first started hanging around at the pool halls, i played in these because, i seriously couldnt run more than 3 or 4 balls in a row. Well the problem was you would get these ball bangers who would try to cheese anytime they had a chance. Yet i would try to actually run out the rack.
Well half of the time, these ball bangers would just slam balls into the 9ball and make it go 4 rails and somehow into a pocket. And after have kids do this for two days in a row, and losing to it, i finally got fed up and just stopped playing in them for ever. And when it happend each time, i said to the kid, so you wanna play for 20$ a set, and it was amazing how they would say No without skipping a beat.
Now on the other side, this guy who started comming into the pool hall was all cocky n shit, and the first time i played him in a tournament he beat me on the hill by snappin the 9, and was all whooping it up. Well the next 3 times i beat him 4-1 or 4-0. The most memorable one i beat him 4-1 and each time was a Cheese shot, he either left me with ball in hand, or the 9ball in the pocket or something easy, and he left getting all pissy and was like, " **** this , he cant run two balls," and i was like, " I dont need to when i can just make the 9 on one shot lol. "
But yea i have been known to do something like this to benifit me, like two weeks ago i was playing a guy on a 7ft, and he just kills me 7-2, and i was like man your way to good, and this n that and you cheese all the time n stuff. And i said i cant keep up with you on a 7ft, so if we are to keep on playing its only on a 9ft table. well the guy agree'd and i ended up beating him 5-1 and he quit, but i broke even lol.
dave
I have been on both sides of this situation. And it was mainly for the fact that in the city i am in which is kinda small and people are cheap, two of the pool halls run FREE 9ball tournaments for newbies and ball bangers.
Well when i first started hanging around at the pool halls, i played in these because, i seriously couldnt run more than 3 or 4 balls in a row. Well the problem was you would get these ball bangers who would try to cheese anytime they had a chance. Yet i would try to actually run out the rack.
Well half of the time, these ball bangers would just slam balls into the 9ball and make it go 4 rails and somehow into a pocket. And after have kids do this for two days in a row, and losing to it, i finally got fed up and just stopped playing in them for ever. And when it happend each time, i said to the kid, so you wanna play for 20$ a set, and it was amazing how they would say No without skipping a beat.
Now on the other side, this guy who started comming into the pool hall was all cocky n shit, and the first time i played him in a tournament he beat me on the hill by snappin the 9, and was all whooping it up. Well the next 3 times i beat him 4-1 or 4-0. The most memorable one i beat him 4-1 and each time was a Cheese shot, he either left me with ball in hand, or the 9ball in the pocket or something easy, and he left getting all pissy and was like, " **** this , he cant run two balls," and i was like, " I dont need to when i can just make the 9 on one shot lol. "
But yea i have been known to do something like this to benifit me, like two weeks ago i was playing a guy on a 7ft, and he just kills me 7-2, and i was like man your way to good, and this n that and you cheese all the time n stuff. And i said i cant keep up with you on a 7ft, so if we are to keep on playing its only on a 9ft table. well the guy agree'd and i ended up beating him 5-1 and he quit, but i broke even lol.
dave