To my dearest fans...WARNING! CYNICISM AHEAD...

Yo punk pimple face, you were talkin about being rude and crude and you just posted:

take it in the ass...a lot
ajcu612: 1
Larry: 0

I figured it would not take long before your favorite subject came out, spoken like a true tail gunner, tail gunner. :D
I crap bigger dan you and dare is nuttin youse can do about dis. Given dat, den none of dis dont matta no how. :D ;) :p :cool:
 
cuewhiz189 said:
larry if i may say so you spend to much time showing us your true charachter......its a great thing to be as accomplished as you are butwhy not leave it at that.....i really wonder if you would be so willing to use the language and the tone you use on here if you were face to face with some of the people you treat the way you do.......you know we all have greatness but not everyone wants it shoved in the face......juston coleman


Fast replies, you have that one backwards, these pimple face punks hiding under their rocks or behind their cpus get real brave, how many of them would walk up to anybody in any pool hall and shoot off their mounts and begin to insult any body, if they did, they would get a house stick shoved up their you know what. My language and tone was just fine until this bozo tees off on me, why don't you get on him and then the problem goes away. :D
 
Larry loves free publicity...

fast larry said:
Yo punk pimple face, you were talkin about being rude and crude and you just posted:

take it in the ass...a lot
ajcu612: 1
Larry: 0


Sigh. Yet another instant in which somebody fails to see my cleverness and wit :( :rolleyes: . Don't get upset when you are forced to eat your own words. The fact that you only got "upset" when I "teed off" on you shows that you have aggression issues. And, you come across as an idiot :rolleyes: . Didn't you say you were great around kids? I guess your responses really prove that point :confused: .
PS-Referring to yourself in the third person is quite tired, obnoxious, and a little bit cliche.
 
Hey Larry, I am a BCA instructor and don't appriciate your insult.
If you keep your cue level, shoot thru the ball, and drop your elbow some, thats fine. I will tell em if they can stand on their head and never miss, don't change a thing. Please don't lump me in with the arrogant, know it all, misinformed, misguided instructors you might know. Thanks, please keep your cool and just ignore the insults. If you do, you have the "nuts" every time.
Don P.
 
Donald A. Purdy said:
Hey Larry, I am a BCA instructor and don't appriciate your insult.
If you keep your cue level, shoot thru the ball, and drop your elbow some, thats fine. I will tell em if they can stand on their head and never miss, don't change a thing. Please don't lump me in with the arrogant, know it all, misinformed, misguided instructors you might know. Thanks, please keep your cool and just ignore the insults. If you do, you have the "nuts" every time.
Don P.


FAST REPLIES; I have reconciled my past problems with the BCA, I am re joining it, I entertain at their trade show this April, Mr. Ducoff has invited me to be one of the pros at his May Vegas challenge the stars thing. I have also been invited to come back into the BCA teachers program which I have declined. They want me to start over, pay the fee again and begin on the bottom, that I will never do. I have made offers of how I could and would come back in and they wont budge. My read on this is they don't want me back in and therefore is where my hardon with these guys is coming from. I have my pool school, they have theirs, they do their thing, I do mine. I'll be running my power source pool school in Wash DC right after the BCA Vegas show. Right now I have one full day booked. I would like to spend several more days in the area running the school at different places, this I have people out now talking to a couple of room owners on. Don, I'll make you two offers, A, come in, sit in and just observe, no problem, you are welcome, no cost, even buy you a beer.
Why don't you set up a day of lessons at your place, I'll come over, we can teach together, you teach your stuff, I'll do mine, split the fees.. We can find ways to work together and blend our methods where to work as one. I can be very flexible in that regard, I teach, in many cases, there are 4 or 5 ways to do a thing and you see pro's prove that one every day. How many ways are there to stand, how many ways to aim and line up your nose over or along the shaft, etc, etc....

Don, Damn good point and point taken and apology issued. My mistake, I lopped every one into that one, that was not my intent. What I said could also be applied to the indepedent teachers who print up a business card and then call themselves a pool teacher. There are good and bad in both worlds. In my defense, in the past I have said in the top 25 BCA instructors here is the cream of the crop, these people do know what they are doing and are first class. Many of them realize some of these flawed teaching methods pushed by the lead guy are wrong and they just ignored this and teach their own methods. It's when you drop to the bottom tier you get beginner teachers who should stick to teaching beginner players. They don't, soon they are running around acting like some guru.

Any body teaching you can't drop your elbow or to hit all follows and drop your cue tip down into the cloth through the cue ball in a downward angle is teaching no power and how to skid the ball. My method is superior to that, period, sorry boys. I can't help it your wrong and I am right. I am tired of arguing with you on this, in the future, argue with my new DVD's and what they teach.
If you are teaching the draw to hit low and level with a long follow through, I really have you by the short hairs on that one, wait till my DVD's blows the lid off on that puppy this late March. The entire series is all about the people teaching this flawed crap, how they have taught pool dead ass wrong for all of these years and I will show you how it should be taught right for the first time. That is what's coming, so go load up your shotguns with 00 buck shot and go print your wanted dead or alive Fast Larry posters.

What is wrong with the BCA school, is nobody makes these newbies prove playing skills. No apa 4 should be teaching, that is how I see it. I did not begin to take on lessons until I reached an APA 7 Skill level, won city championships and then went on to become a pro. A guy comes in, buys a bar, can't run 3 friggin balls and is too cheap to have you or me in to teach, he is greedy and wan'ts it all. He walks in, buys his certificate, now he has a piece of paper he's a recognized teacher and begins charging his bar patrons for lessons.
You have people like that in the BCA program on the rolls and that is how they got on there, they were too cheap to hire you Don. Take the head guru in billiards digest, the guy writes books, I wont read them, but he writes them and people do buy them. Every month he has the entire back page to teach on, he ran out of any thing new to say years ago. Everyone thinks this guy is the teacher, he does not know squat and cannot run 3 friggin balls. You could bet him your house he could not break and run a rack of 8 ball in an hour, give him 3 hours, all day long, he can't do it. Pool is full of these phony baloney gurus, BD has two of them writing and teaching in that mag. Neither one can run a rack, one of them does not even play pool, he plays 3-cushion but writes like he is the the God of Pool and world wide expert on the subject. It all makes me want to puke.

This is my postion, have a newbie teacher have to prove he can break and run a rack of 8 ball in one hour. Go to lunch, come back, now he has to break and run a rack of 9 ball in one hour. If he does that, he can go forward to earn his teaching credential. Give him two hours for each one if you wanted to be really liberal at it. If he fails, tell him to go home and learn how to play pool before he attemps to go out and teach others to play a game he knows nothing about. I'll be fair about this, I will take the same challenge, I'll do exactly that and put it on my first DVD, proving I really can run 3 friggin balls which there are people swearing I cannot do. I'll break, run a rack and out, and just to say up yours to the guys saying I can't run 3 friggin balls, I'll do it one handed.

If you made all the BCA teachers do that now I'd make a very serious wager that the BCA program probably would go from 114 teaches to less than 50 overnight. That is where I am coming from on this subject, so if you cant run a rack, there is a ton of stuff you don't know that you cant pass on to me. It's the teachers who cant play who are the ones who are giving the teachers who can, the bad name and repuation. I hope this makes my position on this easier to understand.

You don't have to be Mike Sigel to teach pool, but you do have to be able to run 8 balls to teach is what I am saying. My 2nd position is this as well, if you are a teacher and you are not using a camera and filming the lesson, you are not a pro teacher, you are just a guy screwing the student out of fifty bucks. No teacher in Golf ever conducts a lesson without it being filmed. A series of filmed lessons progresses a student foward at a rate 4 times faster that the old fashioned yak and talk to them method of old and those are PGA stats. If you are a student and your paying this guy to teach you who's too cheap to go out and buy a camera and use it, they you are paying him 4 times too much so he can save money. You are being hosed by him. Find a teacher who has a camera and who is a real teaching pro and avoid the pretenders and the amateurs who are not.

Ah hell, every time I bring this up, all hell breaks loose and these guys come out of the wood work after me. I swear I am never going to explain this thing again or go there again, it's a no win thing for me to do so. :D:D
 
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As much as it hurts me to say this, I agree with you Larry.

Instructers should have to prove that they can back up what they teach. In the long run this will only help the students because they will have an instructer who knows his stuff. It would also help the differn't orginisations, they would have instructers who would promote their orginisation in the best possible way.

Kent Mc.
 
Roland said:
LOL... Settle down Fast Larry!


Holly She yet, I am really on a friggin roll if the Newfies are agreeing with me, and I said you guys were dumb, now I have to take that back. Don't do this to me, now all I have left to pick on are polacks and Irish people. :D
 
I don't like to desparage BCA but there's a BCA certified instructor in my area who cannot play a lick much less teach.
There's also one instructor who has more letters but teaches physics when he teaches pool NOT pool.
 
Who be da real rapper here dudes

Joseph Cues said:
We need a Rapper name for Larry.
FazzL?
:p
ElbowDropperLarree?:D

FAST DUDE REPLIES AND SINGS LIKE A CANARY, OR RAPS LIKE ONE
Yo Jo baby, who be da one, I be da one, who is cool, fast dude is cool. I be da one, who pops does 9 balls, cools dem ho's off, cleans out yo pockets. Fast dude, dats who. Drag dat elbow, on da cloth, stroke dat puppy tight, groove dat mf down da middle, dont you dare poke it. Stroke it long, stroke it hard and fast, like da fast do do. Do it Fast like da fast dude do. Double dump da bozos and screw does rail birds, who be da one, fast dude is da one. who be da ho mas ta, fast dude es da one, so many ho's, so little time, fast dude bags da ho's, every time. who be bad, fast dude es da one. Who be cool, fast dude is da cat. Run out on your butt, in a flash. He be fast, he be cool, he ain't, no bodys, fool
Who be da man, fast dude is da man. Stroke your rock, smoke it dude. Put up da cash, take da dude on, rackem sausage is all you heard , you walk home broke, you walk home beat, He's standin there drinking his scotch nice and neat. A ho on his left arm, a ho on the right, all your cash is in his sock tonight. Messin wit da man was down right dumb, you knew you were doomed, when you went downtown.

You should hear me sing it and see me dance it. She yet, I may give away my meuccis and send wonder dog to the pound, buy a 100K Platimum bunch of crosses and neck necklaces, a used limo and I am good to boogie. I may go on tour, hell all I need is a friggin Mic and some body guards who just got out of sing sing, put a sock over my head and pick up a sloopy shirt at the thrift store, I can do this.

I'll give away to the poor my current solid gold neck necklace, I cant have some cheap ass $1000 gold rope around my neck, besides, I call it a Mr T starter kit anyway.

The first rapper was a white dude, a honkey, the brothers stole it from us. We need a new honkey like me to come on the scene and get this rap rappin dudes.
Our original honkey rapper, man He was rappin on broadway in the late 50's, laying it down hard and fast. It was so cool, so smooth they made a movie out of it in 61 and the worlds first rap song sunk pool. It caused more damage to the game that anything else. He killed off more pool halls than Keith McCreedy. He caused more damage than Hurricane Camile. For generations every time some poor guy tried to open up a pool hall the city council has these women on it would remember if a pool hall comes to our town it will corrupt our youth and be a disaster. Soon their son will be off gambling in a pinched back suit.
More pool halls got voted down because of that than can be imagined.
Who was the guy who did this to us, why Professor Howard Hill, a traveling con man. The movie, it was called the Music Man.
The actor, Robert Preston, the original rapper.

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table, pockets, that mean the difference ;between a gentleman and a bum....

:D :rolleyes:
 
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Joseph Cues said:
I don't like to desparage BCA but there's a BCA certified instructor in my area who cannot play a lick much less teach.
There's also one instructor who has more letters but teaches physics when he teaches pool NOT pool.


Fast Replies, Yes I understand this, when I taught pool, snooker and 3-cushion at Georgia Tech Institute, I was there for four years, I had 2 physic professors who enrolled in my class at Georgia Tech University, the MIT of the south, neither one of them could run 3 balls either. I can teach pool to a physics professor at that level and have, I'd rarther teach you now to run out with no thought going on using a total empty brain by feel. :p
 
Re: Who be da real rapper here dudes

fast larry said:
FAST DUDE REPLIES AND SINGS LIKE A CANARY, OR RAPS LIKE ONE
Yo Jo baby, who be da one, I be da one, who is cool, fast dude is cool. He pops does 9 balls, cools da ho's off, cleans out yo pockets. Drag dat elbow, on da cloth, stroke dat puppy tight, dont you dare poke it. Double dump da bozos, screw does rail birds, who be da one, fast dude is da one. who be da ho mas ta, fast dude es da one, so many ho's, so little time, fast bags all da ho's, all of da time. Who be bad, fast dude es da one. Who be cool, fast dude is da cat. Run out on your butt, in a flash. He be fast, he be cool, he ain't, no bodys, fool
Who be da man, fust dude is da man.

You should hear me sing it and see me dance it. She yet, I may give away my meuccis, buy a 100K Platimum bunch of crosses and neck necklaces. I may go on tour, hell all I need is a friggin Mic and some body guards who just got out of sing sing, put a sock over my head and pick up a sloopy shirt at the thrift store, I can do this.

I'll give away to the poor my current solid gold neck necklace, I cant have some cheap ass $1000 gold rope around my neck, besides, I call it a Mr T starter kit anyway.

The first rapper was a white dude, a honkey, the brothers stole it from us. We need a new honkey like me to come on the scene and get this rap rappin dudes.
Our original honkey rapper, man He was rappin on broadway in the late 50's, laying it down hard and fast. It was so cool, so smooth they made a movie out of it in 61 and the worlds first rap song sunk pool. It caused more damage to the game that anything else. He killed off more pool halls than Keith McCreedy. He caused more damage than Hurricane Camile. For generations every time some poor guy tried to open up a pool hall the city council has these women on it who all they can remember is if a pool hall comes to our town it will corrupt our youth and be a disaster. Soon their son will be off gambling in a pinched back suit.
More pool halls got voted down because of that than can be imagined.
Who was the guy who did this to us, why Professor Howard Hill, a traveling con man. The movie, it was called the Music Man.
The actor, Robert Preston, the original rapper.

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table, pockets, that mean the difference ;between a gentleman and a bum....



:D :rolleyes:
 
again larry you profess to be such a gentleman....why not just let the crap roll off your shoulders instead of dropping to level of those that harass you.....at one time i had given some thought to coming up and maybe taking some lessons......but i feel what you have to offer is something i can do without......and thats how to pat yourself on the back and be a ass about it......im really sorry that you cant let things go.....if you remember at one time i had a issue with you and was a big man and resolved it.......and you know i have come to this knowledge from a bca instructor on here that i have never seen hit a ball.......just goes to show their are those that can really teach and those that should be taught.....and i think you fall into the latter of the 2.....a real dissappointment from a hometown guy........juston coleman
 
cuewhiz189 said:
again larry you profess to be such a gentleman....why not just let the crap roll off your shoulders instead of dropping to level of those that harass you.....at one time i had given some thought to coming up and maybe taking some lessons......but i feel what you have to offer is something i can do without......and thats how to pat yourself on the back and be a ass about it......im really sorry that you cant let things go.....if you remember at one time i had a issue with you and was a big man and resolved it.......and you know i have come to this knowledge from a bca instructor on here that i have never seen hit a ball.......just goes to show their are those that can really teach and those that should be taught.....and i think you fall into the latter of the 2.....a real dissappointment from a hometown guy........juston coleman

Fast Larry replies(A) where did I ever profess to be a gentleman. All I profess to be is a real pool player and a ball banger. (B) Yes I am happy we resolved our difference, that was nice. I have said nothing to you or about you, I do not understand you now coming back and calling me an ass. (C) You are not in my home town, the town I live in has more than one traffic light, the town you live in does have only one light.
(D) Yes I know and realize I have nothing to offer you, you know everything, what could I possibly teach you. (E) I am dying and waiting with baited breath for you to ever teach me anything. Go for it, make my day. (F) It is not smart to burn bridges, some day you may need that bridge. Calling me an ass just burned your bridge, you could not come up with enough money for me to ever give you a lesson.

I do not accept every student, and if somebody has the wrong attitude or thinks they know everything, I wont take them on, I want somebody else dealing with them. I don't need some smart asses fifty bucks and then he runs around telling everyone I do not know squat. Pool halls are filled with these bozos.

My lessons for Georgia are now booked and closed for March, April May and June, my book won't open up here until July, so its going to become harder and harder to get a lesson from me and then soon impossible, in 3 years I am moving out of the country never to return. I am going to my ranch in Costa Rica and just play 3-cushion on my Verhoven by my self until the angles come for me. My time with you people is very short. Some will learn and advance from what I have, others will pass me by, c'est la vie.

I'll be in Cornelia Georgia tomorrow, at Bob's Golden cue filming my DVD, any one in the area, stop in and say hello. Saturday 1-24-04, I am filming on the break shot. I am making shorty a big star, he will be seen world wide. Wednesday we are filming in Atlanta Billiards in Duluth, Georgia and will be putting the beautiful Hedi on film and making her a world wide star. We are filming the break DVD and the Draw DVD there. Upcoming film locations will be at the Famous Bar, The last great watering hole and Jillians in Atlanta. :D
 
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well larry im sorry that you cant see past your own hand...if you re-read my post i didnt call you a ass.....i just said i didnt want you to teach me to pat myself on the back and be a ass about it...self praise is a great thing but you are constantly defending yourself and trying to force it down our throats...and frankly alot of people are tired of you and your constant whining on here..yeah you have all this stuff that you had done...but what do you think we owe you for this?...we owe you nothing as what you have done is for the betterment of yourself and not for the sport...people like you are a dime a dozen in this world..you could and should take some lessons from don p as to how to be a human and not some whacked out old has been..its a shame that those few that know you now will only remember you for your small light in the pool world and not for being a good person..im only 33 and have a better idea of what lifes about ..maybe you could learn from me..so sorry,juston coleman
 
pooljunkie73

Where do you live? I want to send you a dictionary ....

instructor is with an 'o', not 'e'.

organization, and yes, I know you are going to tell me the European way is organisation, but you still used an 'i' in lieu of the first 'a'....

it's about like reading profiles on a dating site where they say they are intellegent, instead of intelligent ....

I can hang with the slang ... but the normal stuff that is ruled by misspellings drives me nuts ...
 
cuewhiz189 said:
well larry im sorry that you cant see past your own hand...if you re-read my post i didnt call you a ass.....i just said i didnt want you to teach me to pat myself on the back and be a ass about it...self praise is a great thing but you are constantly defending yourself and trying to force it down our throats...and frankly alot of people are tired of you and your constant whining on here..yeah you have all this stuff that you had done...but what do you think we owe you for this?...we owe you nothing as what you have done is for the betterment of yourself and not for the sport...people like you are a dime a dozen in this world..you could and should take some lessons from don p as to how to be a human and not some whacked out old has been..its a shame that those few that know you now will only remember you for your small light in the pool world and not for being a good person..im only 33 and have a better idea of what lifes about ..maybe you could learn from me..so sorry,juston coleman


Fast Replies, as I said, I am confident there is absolutely nothing I can learn from you. What you could have learned from me would have been staggering and would have propelled you up to the top.
I am taking lessons from Don P, back up, go to the thread ask fast larry, page 13, 2nd post down from the top, the one stay away from the fray, no name on who it came from, it was from Don P. I was on the phone with him last night. I am going to DC to do a joint pool school with him. I am learning from him because he comes to me in friendship and in peace and shows me respect. You come to me in anger, you have hit me with a dozen attacking negative and hostile posts, all damaging to me and now after you feel your reconciled with me calling me an ass is OK in your book. Kid, I need your help or your friendship like I need a dose of the clap. You screwed the pooch with me bozo.

I do not teach bozos. I want nothing to do with bozos. F off.
Do not insult me again, go find something postive to do, like try and figure out how to run 3 friggin balls without choking.
 
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