Tour of scotland

the scorpion

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Hi Jen I was just wondering when you are planning to come back to the uk and if so will you be coming to scotland because it would be great to have you come play at the rileys club here in Coatbridge lanarkshire.
 
Hi! Another Riley's tour is a possibility for September. If it works out they were considering having me hit a few of the clubs in Scotland! I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Jenn
 
JennBarretta said:
If it works out they were considering having me hit a few of the clubs in Scotland! I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
Jenn

You do right. They'll nick anything. I did a biking tour there once. First junction I came to across the border I indicated left. That was the last I saw of my watch.

Boro Nut
 
Oh, and don't play any money games while you are up there. I'm not saying you'll lose, it's just there's something genetic kicks in when it comes to a Scotsman parting with his lucre. If you do intend to, I would certainly put some serious practice in first. Something along the lines of trying to bathe a feral cat for instance.

Boro Nut
 
Hey Jenn don't listen to Boro Nut because not all scots are like that in actual fact some of us are real gentlemen and would never dream of stealing anyones belongings or money etc, so you will be quite safe when you come arcoss the pond and north of the border.
 
Hey Scorpion & BN,

I live in New York so the idea of going to Scotland doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart, and I'm sure the Scottish are very nice people. I'll be there on business so I won't be gambling anyway, but thanks for the warning.

Jenn
 
the scorpion said:
Hey Jenn don't listen to Boro Nut because not all scots are like that in actual fact some of us are real gentlemen...

Notice how he didn't say 'Most Scots' or 'The majority of us'? I rest my case.

Actually, he's right though. I think I was getting mixed up with Thailand or somewhere. It was the blokes in dresses taking gibberish I think. I remember Scotland now. It’s an incredibly beautiful country, and the Scots are a wonderful people. Although if you are easily offended or have a nervous stomach, you should be aware that a significant proportion of them are in fact ginger. Apparently it’s perfectly normal behaviour there and entirely socially acceptable.

Boro Nut
 
unfortunately not jenn as live on the other side of the atlantic and writing this in bonnie scotland as we speak.
 
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