Would Really Like a Black Boar
Well…after much thought and contemplation, I decided that I would really like a Black Boar for my next cue. If anyone would like to send me one, I will take it. Seriously, no questions asked. I don’t care where you got it, why you no longer want it; please feel free to send it to me. I will not discriminate against you.
What can I offer in return? I will promise to play with it to the best of my ability and as much as possible. I will admire its beauty, its grace, and fine craftsmanship.
For as good as I will treat the cue, I promise nothing in return. Sure, you can beg me to take some matching joint protectors, but I will have nothing of it. You may feel compelled to send along a case of Kamui chalk, to make sure that the tip will only see the very best chalk while in my hands. But I can promise no such thing.
You need to know, that once you send the cue to me -- that’s it -- it’s over for you and the cue. Don’t even think about asking me to provide you with pictures with me and the cue at my weekly leagues – and especially not at the state tournament. I will not have it!
You’re cue will be mine and only mine. Well, what do you say? Serious inquiries only. Once your offer to send me the cue is made, only then will I provide my shipping address. Sender is responsible for insurance and shipping costs.
Thank you.
Well…after much thought and contemplation, I decided that I would really like a Black Boar for my next cue. If anyone would like to send me one, I will take it. Seriously, no questions asked. I don’t care where you got it, why you no longer want it; please feel free to send it to me. I will not discriminate against you.
What can I offer in return? I will promise to play with it to the best of my ability and as much as possible. I will admire its beauty, its grace, and fine craftsmanship.
For as good as I will treat the cue, I promise nothing in return. Sure, you can beg me to take some matching joint protectors, but I will have nothing of it. You may feel compelled to send along a case of Kamui chalk, to make sure that the tip will only see the very best chalk while in my hands. But I can promise no such thing.
You need to know, that once you send the cue to me -- that’s it -- it’s over for you and the cue. Don’t even think about asking me to provide you with pictures with me and the cue at my weekly leagues – and especially not at the state tournament. I will not have it!
You’re cue will be mine and only mine. Well, what do you say? Serious inquiries only. Once your offer to send me the cue is made, only then will I provide my shipping address. Sender is responsible for insurance and shipping costs.
Thank you.
