warped shaft

Well, as DPK might say, the wood is happy where the wood is happy. If it is happy warped, then you ain't gonna change it's mind. Wood is pretty stubborn, you know, and if it has made up it's mind to be warped, then it will be warped.

I agree with most other posts here. You can get it straight, but you'll need to straighten it again tomorrow... and the next day... and ...

I personally relate it to women. If you ain't happy with it then get a new one cuz you ain't likely to change the one you've got. She pissed you off today, and she will do it again tomorrow.
 
PetreeCues said:
I personally relate it to women. If you ain't happy with it then get a new one cuz you ain't likely to change the one you've got. She pissed you off today, and she will do it again tomorrow.
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Amen, hallelujah, praise the lord,:rolleyes:
SHE'S NOT STANDING BEHIND ME IS SHE!:eek:
OOOOOOOPS:(

Nobody knows,,,,,,, the trouble I've seen.
 
Michael Webb said:
Amen, hallelujah, praise the lord,:rolleyes:
SHE'S NOT STANDING BEHIND ME IS SHE!:eek:
OOOOOOOPS:(

Nobody knows,,,,,,, the trouble I've seen.
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Mike it's gonna get mighty cold sleeping on the porch tonight ;)
 
Michael Webb said:
Amen, hallelujah, praise the lord,:rolleyes:
SHE'S NOT STANDING BEHIND ME IS SHE!:eek:
OOOOOOOPS:(

Nobody knows,,,,,,, the trouble I've seen.
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Warped shafts and women...at the risk of being lynched, I can see the similarities. And Mikey, that's the most religious I've seen you in years. That's ok, it hit home with me too!

Mark
 
PetreeCues said:
I personally relate it to women. If you ain't happy with it then get a new one cuz you ain't likely to change the one you've got. She pissed you off today, and she will do it again tomorrow.
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:D :D :D :D :D Tried that years ago, but she's still around. Gotta admitt that kind of earned My respect, so I put up with her:p Any women that can put up with me that long is a keeper. The part about changing them is true, altough they can be pretty good at changing you:D :D One day your the king of the castle, the next your tip toeing around them wondering what happened.:eek: :eek:
 
It's true, a statement I heard once....

"Woman marries man thinking he will change, only to find that he will not. Just as man marries woman thinking she will not change, and boy oh boy does she change... " lol.

With great respect to my wife, I must say that I won my "lottery" back in 1995 when I met her. 10 years and counting, she stands by me rain or shine, and OH BOY am I a rainmaker. I agree with you though, she can take that rain and make thunder, lightning, heck I even think I saw a real live tornado in our living room once. So, you know, I take it easy on her and.... ummm... don't make it rain so often... you know.
 
Fullsplice said:
Warped shafts and women...at the risk of being lynched, I can see the similarities. And Mikey, that's the most religious I've seen you in years. That's ok, it hit home with me too!

Mark
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I have been know to give an AMEN in the strangest places.
 
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