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VitoCorleone said:
I can't understand a word. Go to school and learn German, nobody knows what you're talking about.

I think you sleep with your dog, we will make a vote to see if others think so.

"Does Fat Larry sleep with his Dog?"

a) Yes, no doubt
b) Yes, but the dog f:::s all his brain out of him
c) No, he sleeps with his own self-portrait


Like Rodney Morris says, SHUT UP!


I'll answer the question, yes when I am on the road I always get a king sized bed and I do sleep with My show dog. I am proud to be a German and proud to have a dog with a German name, Max, he is a German Shepherd. He does actual trick shots and he makes a ball when he does. You did not do a jump shot, you did a jump over a ball. Why can't you understand this. Your English is as bad as my german, you do not understand dumbkolf? Dumazel, I was trying to call you a dumb s*** jackass. I was trying hard to insult you and you did not understand. No I respect my dog and I do not have sex with him. He is a male, 135 lbs and he is fixed. Look at your vulgar obscene post, I was right, you are nothing but a punk and no longer worthy of my time or futher interest. You are a low German and a low renter as well. Your post makes me sick, you shame the deustchland with this type of talk and behavior. There are areas and levels of social behavior one does not cross and you crossed it. :D
 
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He very well may be all those things you called him Larry but, did he make the "bozo's who can't run three friggin balls" club?

Kent Mc.
 
pooljunkie73 said:
He very well may be all those things you called him Larry but, did he make the "bozo's who can't run three friggin balls" club?

Kent Mc.

He was probably drinking too much barvarian beer when he posted. Ken, he never made a ball, how do we know he can. My dog does a trick shot where he makes 4 balls in rotation in the side pocket using his nose. The German Dog Max can give Dago da Kraut the 7 and the break. Every time you bring up the dago I break out in a rash, between you and him I may move to Poland. :D
 
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pooljunkie73 said:
Please don't tease me like that, saying you might move to Poland. We can only hope.

Kent Mc.

Now don't do that, take up a collection and buy a ticket to ship the kraut dago to poland, he don't belong in der deustchland. Naw, Poland is too nice, maybe Tule Greenland?
 
pooljunkie73 said:
Finally you prove you are an idiot.

Kent Mc.

Of course I am an idiot, I want to send the Kraut to the most desolate F ed up place on earth, why did I not realize that was newfoundland, how stupid of me. When he arrives, you can teach him what a shot is and then have 2 people in the country to play with instead of two, you and your eskimow bride.
 
fast larry said:
Only a newfie would be too stupid to realize or accept he is an idiot? :rolleyes:


Hate to break it to you Larry but we we're talking about you being the idiot, not me. You are the one who keeps answering my post's.

Kent Mc.
 
pooljunkie73 said:
Hate to break it to you Larry but we we're talking about you being the idiot, not me. You are the one who keeps answering my post's.

Kent Mc.

Hot damn, you finally got me dead ass cold. To continue to respond to you, yes sir, you have conclusively proved to me that I am indeed an idiot. You beat me at my own game and a Newfie out smarted me. Ok, you won, I am off this thread and off the board and off to my new exile in Poland as I promised. There is no email there so you won't hear from me ever again. Are there telephones there yet? Damn I bet it's cold as hell there too. Well at least I wont have to ever take a bath ever again. :cool: :D
 
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Judging by the way some of your are taking Fast Larry's choice of words, you must be the type of people who call the cops when you see two squirrels fighting over a nut on your front lawn.
 
LastTwo said:
Judging by the way some of your are taking Fast Larry's choice of words, you must be the type of people who call the cops when you see two squirrels fighting over a nut on your front lawn.


That is beautiful, I love it. That is what extremely intelligent people are famous for, seeing a very complex problem and explaining it in one simple sentence.
For those of you on this board and thread who have been trashing and stalking me, ta ta, toot ta loo, cheerio, fast has left the building. You must now find a new sausage to harass and hound into the ground. Your old fast is no longer on this board to be your private whipping boy. He's gone bye bye, adios, adieu, Hasta La Vista, babies. You turkeys beat on me like I was your private rented mule. You could not stand the fact I would stand up to you and do the unthinkable. You insult me first, I actually responded in kind. You are supposed to be able to mount me and hump away and I am supposed to keep my mouth shut about it. The others run and hide in fear; I got nose to nose with you. I did the unthinkable, I told you bozos to go F your selves. That is still my message to those 10 or 15 turkeys. Not in my world bubba, not in my pool hall does that fly. Get in my face, I get back in yours.

To the other thousand nice people who are not bozos on this board I say to you this, you are a pool player, Fast loves ya. I hope one of my posts may have helped you play better, that was my intent in coming on here. My intent was not to come on here and entertain sicko bozos who have no life and nothing better to do than trash my teachings. Their concept of a good time is to pick a fight with me and insult my records and my career. They even insult my Dog. They know I will defend my records and my name to the death and they take advantage of that.

I said I was leaving for a while and now I shall make that promise good. I did not want to leave with all that anger present. I wanted to stay and fight through it, to me, in my world, in my warrior code of conduct, to run and duck is cowardice. To stay and fight with sicko bozos on the internet, that is suicide and the ultimate act of insanity and stupidity. That is what I know I must do but it runs in conflict with all I am. It is so hard for me to do this.

I have many fine Christian friends who are teaching me to turn the other cheek and just move on in silence. I find this to be extremely difficult to do, but I am working on it and they are working on me as well. I am making slow progress here.

You bozos thought let's make up a bunch of lies like the last time and call the guy a liar and a fraud, which is really what we are, but that don't matta no how because most people are the board are too stupid to figure and sort this thing out on their own. Here is my answer to that, Liar, Liar, pants on fire, shut yo mouth, yo nose is gonna grow, stick a bar of soap in yo mouth.

To those bozos who felt all these lies and insults would trigger me into a frenzy and cause me to be thrown off the board again which was your main intent here and purpose of all of this trash talking.
My response to your plan: Nana nana new new, stick your face in do do. That is my official corporate response. I thought that was more politically correct that my usual up your shaft turkey bozo.

I shall always lurk and be around. I'll never leave, I will always be there for you should you ever call for me. I will because I am one of you, a real pool player.
Here is a quotation from a man I try to be like.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause, who, at the best knows in the end the great triumph of high achievement and who, at the worst if he fails, at least fails while doing greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid bozos who neither know defeat or victory.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Grazie. Arrivederci, A piu tardi
Guten Tag, Tut mir leid, entschuldigung,
Auf Wiedersehen

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all.
“Fast Larry” Guninger
:p
 
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F ast L iar

This is becoming the mother of all threads!! It's interesting to see what the people want to talk about.
:o

Brian
 
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fast larry said:
That is beautiful, I love it. That is what extremely intelligent people are famous for, seeing a very complex problem and explaining it in one simple sentence.
For those of you on this board and thread who have been trashing and stalking me, ta ta, toot ta loo, cheerio, fast has left the building. You must now find a new sausage to harass and hound into the ground. Your old fast is no longer on this board to be your private whipping boy. He's gone bye bye, adios, adieu, Hasta La Vista, babies. You turkeys beat on me like I was your private rented mule. You could not stand the fact I would stand up to you and do the unthinkable. You insult me first, I actually responded in kind. You are supposed to be able to mount me and hump away and I am supposed to keep my mouth shut about it. The others run and hide in fear; I got nose to nose with you. I did the unthinkable, I told you bozos to go F your selves. That is still my message to those 10 or 15 turkeys. Not in my world bubba, not in my pool hall does that fly. Get in my face, I get back in yours.

To the other thousand nice people who are not bozos on this board I say to you this, you are a pool player, Fast loves ya. I hope one of my posts may have helped you play better, that was my intent in coming on here. My intent was not to come on here and entertain sicko bozos who have no life and nothing better to do than trash my teachings. Their concept of a good time is to pick a fight with me and insult my records and my career. They even insult my Dog. They know I will defend my records and my name to the death and they take advantage of that.

I said I was leaving for a while and now I shall make that promise good. I did not want to leave with all that anger present. I wanted to stay and fight through it, to me, in my world, in my warrior code of conduct, to run and duck is cowardice. To stay and fight with sicko bozos on the internet, that is suicide and the ultimate act of insanity and stupidity. That is what I know I must do but it runs in conflict with all I am. It is so hard for me to do this.

I have many fine Christian friends who are teaching me to turn the other cheek and just move on in silence. I find this to be extremely difficult to do, but I am working on it and they are working on me as well. I am making slow progress here.

You bozos thought let's make up a bunch of lies like the last time and call the guy a liar and a fraud, which is really what we are, but that don't matta no how because most people are the board are too stupid to figure and sort this thing out on their own. Here is my answer to that, Liar, Liar, pants on fire, shut yo mouth, yo nose is gonna grow, stick a bar of soap in yo mouth.

To those bozos who felt all these lies and insults would trigger me into a frenzy and cause me to be thrown off the board again which was your main intent here and purpose of all of this trash talking.
My response to your plan: Nana nana new new, stick your face in do do. That is my official corporate response. I thought that was more politically correct that my usual up your shaft turkey bozo.

I shall always lurk and be around. I'll never leave, I will always be there for you should you ever call for me. I will because I am one of you, a real pool player.
Here is a quotation from a man I try to be like.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause, who, at the best knows in the end the great triumph of high achievement and who, at the worst if he fails, at least fails while doing greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid bozos who neither know defeat or victory.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Grazie. Arrivederci, A piu tardi
Guten Tag, Tut mir leid, entschuldigung,
Auf Wiedersehen

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all.
“Fast Larry” Guninger
:p

These are the entertaining (perhaps a little over the top) posts that I personally will miss. Don't know why...but I really will miss FL.
 
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