Well, it's official...

[jalapus logan]

...my cue does not, in fact, hit a ton. I am wondering if jalapeno cheese grits might help my situation. Thoughts?

 

[mattb]

Weight

This in fact, proves you need weight. I suggest you drink at least 9 beers then visit the WC lounge for 8 jalepeno sliders, onion rings and wash it down with another beer. At that time, you will weigh a ton. Problem solved!

 

[Buzzard II]

OK, maybe it won't hit a ton. But, if you grip tight, rotate your shoulder and drop the elbow you can shoot "light's out".

Holy crap, I always wondered where that term came from.

 

[Runner]

Tons of fun...

Sounds like it's time for some Earl Strickland Signature Series arm and cue
weights!:grin:

"By the time I got my sh*t together, I couldn't lift it"

 

[hang-the-9]

If you take about 5400 shots, you cue will in fact have hit a ton. Just wait a bit.

 

[ghost ball]

...my cue does not, in fact, hit a ton. I am wondering if jalapeno cheese grits might help my situation. Thoughts?

That's too bad, are you able to turn it into a monster? I believe that is just as good as a ton.