What are the best SHARKING moves?
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LOL how can bringing a girlfriend be a sharking move? Just leave with his girlfriend and.... THE CASH!!!! (In my best Jimmy Mataya voice)
Now, walk and stop in front of me? I'll shoot one straight into the rail. It's the most unnatural act to occur out of everything listed. My mind can't take it!!! People move, sticks move, people cough on occasion, but when is the last time someone was walking past you in the street and just stopped and stared at you? That would make you nervous, right?
Now, walk and stop in front of me? I'll shoot one straight into the rail. It's the most unnatural act to occur out of everything listed. My mind can't take it!!! People move, sticks move, people cough on occasion, but when is the last time someone was walking past you in the street and just stopped and stared at you? That would make you nervous, right?
I used to golf with a guy that rattled change in his pocket while I was putting. I'd just look at him and smile, then drain it
When I was younger there was a guy that beat me all the time. I would get close, but he always pulled ahead and kicked my ass. Then during one battle I said to him "man you really make some strange expressions when you are shooting". Screwed him up! I won that knight, and from then on, just my looking at him when he was shooting screwed him up. Eventually got to where he avoided me at all cost.
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That is awesome! Going to have to remember that one!
John Disque
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John Disque
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The best thing you can do to beat an opponent is: never let him get to the table, and if you screw something up and allow him to get to the table...... you should sit down, shut up and have respect for the sport.
If you resort to "sharking" you're already "a punk-loser."
If you resort to "sharking" you're already "a punk-loser."
I sure hope Trump creates lots of jobs............................................
Ask them why there stroke does that weird thing ......
A good compliment of your opponent, like "hey, your stroke is straight as an arrow tonight", or "man your fundamentals are spot on", usually gets him thinking about every move he is making.
From there, it is all down hill for him.
From there, it is all down hill for him.
PoolChump
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Best shark is to use large font and pretty colors
Best shark is to use large font and pretty colors
Best shark is to use large font and pretty colors
For me the best sharking move is to pee on my opponents leg when he is down on his shot! It helps if you drink a lot before the match too!
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That's a lot to expect from a man who has become synonymous with the phrase "You're fired!"
Those are just direct sharks, the indirect sharks are the ones that work the best and you usually aren't called on.
Neil
Neil
The Walk-and-Stop is the most powerful and persistent Shark in all of recorded history because it instantly creates a state of demand upon the shooter to just hurry up and get the shot over with..... "Yes princess, I am waiting on your dainty privileged ass to finally grace reality with your genius mastery of pocket billiards, O PLEASE will you thrall us with your god-like powers so I can continue my trek across the room for a ZAGNUT bar."
It is the true sociopath moron which does not comprehend this concept, staring back at you as if you are speaking a dead language with a booger hangin out of your nose and a piece of corn in your beard. Then they remember to Walk-and-Stop an additional 6 inches away from the shooter, and are like "WHAAAaaaaaatttt? Im all the way over here!"
You can even pull this move from across the room and mess with someone its so powerful. Me, I don't get rattled by it because I find it humorous. I love al attempts at sharking and think its part of the game because humans are involved.
Another move I like is to use someones subconscious against them, thus:
As the shooter is down on a shot, make sure you are in their line of sight and just ever-so slightly, in a fluid creeping motion, LEAN to one side... very slowly. Dont think its effective? Try it.
Lesh
It is the true sociopath moron which does not comprehend this concept, staring back at you as if you are speaking a dead language with a booger hangin out of your nose and a piece of corn in your beard. Then they remember to Walk-and-Stop an additional 6 inches away from the shooter, and are like "WHAAAaaaaaatttt? Im all the way over here!"
You can even pull this move from across the room and mess with someone its so powerful. Me, I don't get rattled by it because I find it humorous. I love al attempts at sharking and think its part of the game because humans are involved.
Another move I like is to use someones subconscious against them, thus:
As the shooter is down on a shot, make sure you are in their line of sight and just ever-so slightly, in a fluid creeping motion, LEAN to one side... very slowly. Dont think its effective? Try it.
Lesh
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Do you pause before or after your back swing?
What are the best SHARKING moves?[/B:boring2::boring2:
I got you all beat.
The BEST sharking move in my experience is:
Look at something across the room so that your back is to your opponent.
Just keep facing away while your opponent is shooting.
He/she soon will notice this and become vexed.
This moves breathes life into the "why aren't you watching me shoot, even though
you're standing right there?"
Some players I have noticed will get out of rhythm very quickly with this move.