dj ferrell
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When it's really, really important to me that I win i go up to the jukebox, stick a hundo in it, and play "I touch myself" by divinyls... On repeat. When it's the other guys or gals turn to shoot I walk around the table into their line of sight and give them a dance show specially choreographed for a short, fat, white man. Usually my opponent misses due to a searing pain in their eyeballs or they simply forfeit... Either way, I'm almost guaranteed an easy win. Lol. But with great power comes great responsibility... Do this once too often or at the wrong time and the pool hall will be forced to close down due to all their customers putting out their own eyes lol.