What the F was that!!!!???

whitewolf said:
Are you the same Eric who almost got his ass kicked by FL at Valley Forge? :D
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So what is an 'almost ass kicking' ...


... maybe we need a table like this :

9-0 ass stomping
9-1 ass kicking
9-2 one-cheek ass kick
9-3 very-nearly-an ass kicking
9-4 almost ass kicking
9-5 coulda-been-an ass kicking
9-6 not-really-an ass kicking
9-7 definately-not-an ass kicking
9-8 no asses in jeopardy of being kicked here for sure
9-9 kissing-each-others ass

Dave
 
just had to make a quick post ... just in case ... damned numbers (pun intended)

Dave
 
whitewolf said:
Are you the same Eric who almost got his ass kicked by FL at Valley Forge? :D
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Sounds like you are trying to bait me into an argument. Normally, I love a challenge, but in this case, I would be having a battle of wits with an UNARMED man(you). Whitewolf (Ray W.), you are the type of jackass to show up at a knife fight with a spoon in your hand.

http://www.billiardsdigest.com/ccbo...er=68121&page=0&view=expanded&sb=5&o=&fpart=1


If people are wondering what kind of douche Ray is, this is the guy that showed up on CCB with an arrogant chip on his shoulder about how "well" he plays because he's an APA 7 at home. Ray would tell stories about how he would need to hide in another room on league night just so the other team didn't know he was there, then pop in later to strike fear in the other team's heart's. Ray used to say crap like "Fred (agnir), we '7's' need to be careful about what advice we give to people because..." I guess Ray thought he was at the top of the Pool food chain. Like most arrogant, no talent, big fish in a small pond, local Poolplayers, Ray had his ability way overestimated. Ray did get a reality check when he entered his first open tourney (PLanet Pool tour) to see what kind of damage he could do. The result? TWO AND OUTTT! After getting drilled by Mike Davis, his next match he proceded to get drilled by a "nobody" (by Ray's own word's). Well, Ray, that "nobody" ran over YOU like the 5:13 bus so what's that say about YOUR vaunted skills? After getting schooled by Davis, Ray now is Mike's biggest admirer. Kinda like a horse that has been saddled and broke.

So Ray, giddy up you broken down mare and mosey on down the trail.


Eric
 
kokopuffs said:
Why don't you all just drop it and just return to discussions concerning pocket billiards. Geeeeze. :rolleyes:
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KoKo, one of the pleasures of this board that I receive is when a thread goes to a seemingly non-pool related area. Believe it or not, I think these things are good for my pool game. ajcu612's post was kick-ass, imho. It was the original poster's subject after all and who the hell knew some thought there were no adverbs?!

Language reflects thinking. Thinking is a big part of pool. Certain processes of language and thinking can be transmuted into pool. Learning better language can actually helps me think better, thus play better.

Like rafting down a river, I enjoy where the flow takes me. :p

Jeff Livingston
 
whitewolf said:
I remembered that you volunteered to play me for da cash, except that it had to be a large amount. Well, mount up your broken down gerble and mosey on down to Frederick so I can really give you an ass whipping. Damn, where is that post with the numbers?! :D
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You've got action! Pick a room halfway between NYC and Frederick and I'm in. Don't worry about the numbers, I'll bet as high as you want to go. I might be making a bad bet, but I'll try it anyway.


BTW, what the F is a "gerble", you half-literate oompa loompa?


Eric
 
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Eric. said:
You've got action! Pick a room halfway between NYC and Frederick and I'm in. Don't worry about the numbers, I'll bet as high as you want to go. I might be making a bad bet, but I'll try it anyway.
Eric
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I dont care if you are both stealing-Based on what I see, this match is not a good idea.
 
I think that anyone who watches ESPN more than one hour, and actually plays poker at least once a month, calls themselves a semi-professional poker player. I am always amazed at the amount of semi-professional broke people at the pool room.
 
Nostroke said:
I dont care if you are both stealing-Based on what I see, this match is not a good idea.
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What match?? It was never defined. It could be a pissing match...dick measuring match...baseball card flipping match...watermelon eating match...beer drinking match.... hell, I never saw any mention of a pool match.

Besides, why would two guys want to drive hours from home that can't stand each other to settle something in a pool hall shooting at balls. They had it right 130 years ago...a shootout at high noon in the middle of the street with pistols. It was quick and usually solved all problems immediately. If you're going to do something with pool balls, go to a pool room and hide behind the tables while firing them at each others skull. First one to get crowned and knocked down loses...unless spearing the vanquished opponent with your cue is also part of the rules. That's why having a Cue-tec is the best. They'll go straight through without snapping and the blood and guts clean off great from the coating on the shaft.

Can somebody please tell me what an oompa loompa is? Is that a term or endearment?
 
drivermaker said:
What match?? It was never defined. It could be a pissing match...dick measuring match...baseball card flipping match...watermelon eating match...beer drinking match.... hell, I never saw any mention of a pool match.
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If you are looking that close, I didnt mention one either.
 
drivermaker said:
Can somebody please tell me what an oompa loompa is? Is that a term or endearment?
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If you saw a picture of Ray Woolford(Whitewolf) and an Oompa Loompa, you'd get a good laugh. Ray's gut is so big, when he get's his shoes shined, he has to take the guy's word on it. :p


Eric
 
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