Where is the Fast One?

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I've been told that he will be returning tomorrow from the hospital.

No other details were available. I believe Larry is around 60 years old... but any stay in the hospital can't be a pleasant one..

Wishing him well
 
In all honesty, I hope he is well too.

Perhaps it was just a simple procedure like having his temper removed.

Regards,

Ken (may not like or agree with someone but wishes no one ill health)
 
Tom In Cincy said:
I've been told that he will be returning tomorrow from the hospital.

No other details were available. I believe Larry is around 60 years old... but any stay in the hospital can't be a pleasant one..

Wishing him well

Before certain posts were removed, I did read Larry's post saying he was going to be going to the hospital the next day but dont remember reading about a return home date.

You must have connections, Tom.;)

Laura
 
As I read through this thread about FL having to deal with his health problems, I glanced in the mirror and checked my grey, thinning hair.

I am 45 years old, and kicking. I will be very happy if at 60, I will still be able to go to poolhalls even just to hear the blasting of the racks and the haggling over odds.

Fast Larry is one lucky grump. No matter how he appears to be abrasive in this forum, it is an honor to be able to read insights (angry or not) from a man who has achieved his place in Pool history.

Wishing you the best of health!
 
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fast larry said:
I miss you too old cactus old buddy, who knows, we may end up swappin spit in the corner of the pool hall if this keeps up.

FL, we most definitely will not wind up swapping spit anywhere.:D

I just like to check in here and see you fire back at those who needle you. :D You kind of remind me of someone I once knew in a long ago pool hall.

I think you and Rackmup should have a 9-ball race to 15 to settle things between the both of you. Of course we'll need to put a time limit on the affair.


:)
 
Oh Larry...

I have not been kicked off any such place. Feel free to check.

One other thing: Looks like the Guinness Book of World Records omitted you in the new 2004 release. You are as absent as your own sanity or credibility.

Glad to see you are out of the hospital. Now that they have removed the damaged part of your brain, what will you do with all that space?

Regards,

Ken
 
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fast larry said:
Name me one thing this guy ever taught you on this board, or one postive thing he ever said?

i'll see if i can get back to you on this one....:)

welcome back. and btw, that whole "swapping spit business" with cactus should be kept very personnal with perfumed missives, if you ask me:):):)
 
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fast larry said:
Name me one thing this guy ever taught you on this board, or one postive thing he ever said?

Everything I said about you was positive...

...positively the truth about what a fraud you are.

Done.

Ken
 
Oh, I see...

Ahh how the story changes when one is caught in a lie.

Posted by Past Larry at playpool.com on August 24th @ 7:17PM
I am the first and the only one to come along and prove conclusively by the guinness book of records standards every thing I have ever done and the frauds in the game are the ones calling me a fraud, go figer. These proof packages were sent out to dozens of the games leading experts.

Now I suppose the "World Championship Titles" will not be actual World Titles at all but "sort of like World Championships because you held a cue and shot at a ball like the true World Champions?"

If you went to the effort to "set the records" and to "send the proof" to "game leading experts", why not submit them to the people at Guinness? Just one more envelope and one more stamp to get the ball rolling toward your fading credibility...

We all know what your little spin on words were intended to do. Just admit it...you are a nobody wanting to be a somebody.

Regards,

Ken
 
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Sputnik,

If you ever get together with FL in Manila and have a project of sorts, maybe I can help out. I'd love to see him perform.;)
 
Rackmup

Larry,

Why not ignore these digs? I think that another FL/rackmup internet drama is not in the best interest of this forum. This is not just my opinion because I am getting emails from other members of this forum asking me to write to Mike about this.

This kind of conflict does not help your health, either, in my opinion. Please let it go. Who cares what ken thinks about your world records? Does it really matter? Do you really think that the majority of people here take these insults and insinuations seriously?

It is like the old hymn. "Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me". It takes a strong person to walk away from insults, to turn one's back on these.

I know. I used to think that 'screaming' back was the way. I learned the hard way and am still learning.

The words of the indian sun bear, "In gentleness there is great strength, for power is often a very quiet thing"

Who is going to prove themself to be the most powerful according to his words?

Laura
 
Hey, Ken, you seem really happy that
FL is back. I wouldn't mind fussing with
you but, unfortunately, I'm like you; I
know nothing about pool.
 
Larry,

I was thoroughly disgusted to see that a couple of threads you, I and a number of other noble posters had invested so much time and effort in to were recently removed from this board.

It really turned me off and I didn't plan on visiting here anymore, but when I heard you were back, I couldn't resist stopping in again.

Hope you are well and that the stress of participating on internet forums didn't have anything to do with aggravating your health. Your fans both on earth and in the other worlds would miss not having the benefit of your full involvement.
 
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Re: Oh Larry...

rackmup said:
I have not been kicked off any such place. Feel free to check.
I checked and sure enough, the stealthy poster yappingwolf was banned from CCB.

Rackmup, are you now going to claim that you were not in fact using yappingwolf as an alias to post there? Haha!
 
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God said:
Rackmup, are you now going to claim that you were not in fact using yappingwolf as an alias to post there? Haha!

Yes, that is the claim I will make. I am not posting anywhere under any name other than "rackmup." I'll also suggest you check again as there is a "Yappingwolf" registered at the CCB (although it looks like a new registry based on the date.)

The need to post under an anonymous name comes from the heart of a coward. I am no such coward.

Further proof can be obtained from the webmaster. Yappingwolf's IP and my IP are different. Of course, one could claim I use another Internet provider at work or another location but that simply isn't true.

If you were truly "God", you would know this but it is apparent that you are simply the previously described "coward" hiding behind one of what is probably many screen names.

I'll give credit to Mr. Guninger here. He signs his name to his posts, gives you a phone number if you want it and will even invite you over to his house for an attempted ass-kicking if one so desires.

Regards,

Ken
 
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rackmup said:
If you were truly "God", you would know this but it is apparent that you are simply (a) "coward"
Rackmup, I'm glad you couched your insult by placing it within quotation marks which would indicate you meant it ironically, with reservation, or in some unusual way.

However, if you meant it literally and you are just in the habit of overusing quotation marks (I have already noticed you overuse parenthesis), I am quite disturbed. I remind you to remember the Seventeen Commandments (which some have reduced down to ten), and I think it unwise for you to presume to fully understand the nuances and nature of God.
 
My keyboard was made in Bolivia and it has extra parenthesis and quotation keys. I'm just trying to use them.

Regards,

Ken (I know God and you are not Him. Sorry to blow your cover.)
 
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fast larry said:
Hi God, How about telling us what the missing 7 rules were?:p
Hi Larry, Oh faithful servant of the Lord.

I don't want to bore the forum members with long recitations, so I will just direct you to Exodus Chapter 20 versus 1-17. Each verse is pretty much a commandment. I guess the first verse might not really count and out of the other 16, you can combine some of them. Ten is a nice round number that makes them easy to remember.

You can also find The Commandments in the fifth chapter of the fifth of the Five Books of Moses, called Deuteronomy, verses 6 through 21. That makes 16, but again, depending on how you condense them you could get 10 to 13 out of it. They're close to the same as the ones in Exodus, just a few different words here and there. Most religions use ten, but not all of them. The main thing is to just follow them. Read them over when you feel inclined to ask me to smite someone.

Keep up the good work and be inspired to practice well. We're all looking forward to seeing some great stuff in your upcoming exhibitions.
 
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How about stop acting like you are really God?! You know the commandments don't you?
 
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