Which Az’er is best suited to be Sarah Rousey’s boyfriend??

Which Az’er is best suited to be Sarah Rousey’s boyfriend??

  • Vapoolplayer (VAP)

    Votes: 4 10.3%
  • DeadPoked

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • 6BallKid

    Votes: 10 25.6%
  • RackinZack

    Votes: 11 28.2%
  • Turquoisecrazy

    Votes: 11 28.2%

  • Total voters
    39
  • Poll closed .

landshark77

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The application process has closed. I received many applications to become Sarah’s boyfriend. Several were from guys that were too old or married (geez….what has society come to?? :confused: Married men trying to pick up my sista on the internet. :rolleyes: )
From the multitude of applications submitted, I weeded out the undesirables (sorry your application wasn’t picked Dea, LOL). She even had some guy profess his undying love to her in her forum, yet he didn’t want to go thru the qualifying process. I really don’t think he was after long term love. Should I call and ask him??? :confused:

Seven applications were up to par, but only four submitted all information that was requested. One additional person stated that he was too busy playing pool to submit the needed information, so I granted him a waiver. I felt it was only fair, because, after all, Sarah is too busy playing pool to weed through the daily inquires of love that she receives. So I thought maybe they would be able to connect on that level. The other two that were eligible did not answer the required questions nor did they submit the required photographs. One even failed to submit his application to me. :( I am sorry it didn’t work out, but I guess neither of you were that interested. If you were then you lacked the ambition to give Sarah the attention she needs. It would have never worked out in the long run. And please don’t compare yourselves to VAP, yes he was selected to be moved into the finals, BUT he stated IN THE THREAD that he was still interested, but didn’t have time due to PLAYING POOL…my sista’s favorite pastime!!!)

I would like to take the time to introduce you to those applicants who made the cut. (I do so in no particular order.) Do to the formation of this board I will give you my impression of each in a separate post. I have manipulated their photographs to show what each would look like with Sarah. :p I have also acquired a photograph of what Sarah will look like as she ages (yay technology!:D) and spliced the applicants’ fathers in with her. That away you will have a general idea if the applicant and Sarah will still make a good couple 20 years from now. If you have not taken the time to review their applications, I ask that you do so before you vote. Thank You.
 
Vapoolplayer (VAP)

He qualifies because he is dedicated to the pool game, much like my sista. They may never see each other because each will be playing their game, but maybe every once and awhile they can play together. I further like him because his location is close to mine! That means I can see my sista more often. She doesn’t come around now because she’s too busy playing pool.
 
DeadPoked

He qualifies because he shows ambition. The pool playing part further intensifies his qualifications. His down fall is that he is further from me than IL is (I think :confused: I am no geographer!) and he posted a picture of himself with other ladies!!!! One was his ex!!! :eek:

Here is a picture of DeadPoked with Sarah:
 

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6BallKid

He’s a looker, and he knows how to wow the ladies with baby pictures. He was the first one to post his picture and that shows drive! He wanted to git’r done, LMAO!!!! He also has a job, which is hard to come by. Not many available boys have jobs. BUT he doesn’t have any money. By his own admission, he does not play pool well….maybe he oughta just play the lottery??? :confused: He’d have more money. He is also closer to me than IL, which is a plus.

Here is a picture of 6BallKid and Sarah:

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Here is what they will look like 20 years from now:

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OK - I only just got involved in this whole boyfriend for Sarah thing.....and I have two words.

FUN - NY!

Anyhow - I placed my vote....and since I was the first vote....my candidate won with 100% of the votes...LOL!

Good luck boys! (And good luck Sarah!)

Melissa
 
RackinZack

He is an all around great guy! I think he would do anything Sarah asked him to do. He also has a job and is a student…yep, education rules! He lives in MO, so I think that maybe a bit further for my sista to visit me. I also don’t understand why buying a diamond would be that difficult for a man who is making what I consider good money. If need be, he could always take out a student loan. :rolleyes:

Here is a picture of RackinZack and Sarah:

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Here they are 20 years from now:

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Turquoisecrazy

I dunno about this guy, I really like him because he is fun, but I know his pictures are fake and I’m willing to bet he is too, LOL! But that is OK, because my sista can use some fun!!! He is rich and retired at 33 and he likes to paint his house! Now that is awesome! BUT…how many houses need painted now days, with vinyl siding and all??? Oh well, I learned a lot about him during this process and if he is real then he is awesome, IMO. His downfall is he doesn’t play pool and he seems to like the ladies, even though he has never been with one.

Here is a picture of Turquoisecrazy and Sarah:
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Here they are 20 years from now:

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The top two guys with the most votes will have their applications forwarded to Sarah. If she wishes to review them she will and if she likes what she sees the winner will be contacted. Good luck boys! :D

This Poll will last 7 days! Then the top two “winners” will be announced!
 
Melissa Herndon said:
OK - I only just got involved in this whole boyfriend for Sarah thing.....and I have two words.

FUN - NY!

Anyhow - I placed my vote....and since I was the first vote....my candidate won with 100% of the votes...LOL!

Good luck boys! (And good luck Sarah!)

Melissa

Ok Melissa...mess up the whole flow of my thread!!! It's always important to have a computer with you while your on the road. Now your oppertunity to submit your application is gone. :( See what you miss out on??? THE Sarah Rousey!

BTW, why does everyone always think Sarah's love life is so funny???:confused: I fail to find the humor in it.
 
Need another option

Landshark,

I can't vote for any of these guys. :rolleyes: I think you should tell your sista to wait till 6BallKids nephew grows up !!:D ;)

T
 
landshark77 said:
I dunno about this guy, I really like him because he is fun, but I know his pictures are fake and I’m willing to bet he is too, LOL! But that is OK, because my sista can use some fun!!! He is rich and retired at 33 and he likes to paint his house! Now that is awesome! BUT…how many houses need painted now days, with vinyl siding and all??? Oh well, I learned a lot about him during this process and if he is real then he is awesome, IMO. His downfall is he doesn’t play pool and he seems to like the ladies, even though he has never been with one.

Here is a picture of Turquoisecrazy and Sarah:
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Here they are 20 years from now:

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Debra Li is a fake, or else she had a past that she did not want us to know... :D Like to believe the latter to be true actually...

Anyway, I am not like Debra, never made any movie...not that is it necessarily a bad thing for Sarah... ;) , Sarah has nothing to worry about.

Sarah looks so beautiful with me, I am going to frame it! Can you give me a bigger version. Thank you.
 
Tbeaux said:
Landshark,

I can't vote for any of these guys. :rolleyes: I think you should tell your sista to wait till 6BallKids nephew grows up !!:D ;)

T

What about my old man, want him to shave?
 

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turquoisecrazy said:
Debra Li is a fake, or else she had a past that she did not want us to know... :D Like to believe the latter to be true actually...

Anyway, I am not like Debra, never made any movie...not that is it necessarily a bad thing for Sarah... ;) , Sarah has nothing to worry about.

Sarah looks so beautiful with me, I am going to frame it! Can you give me a bigger version. Thank you.

OMG! I just figured you out, LOL!!!!! Nice. :D
 
So just because i bypass'd you means i dont qualify? I probably live closer to Sarah than 50% of the others. And i actually can shoot pool pretty well.

Maybe i will just hafta visit Sarah in person lol.



Dave
 
StormHotRod300 said:
So just because i bypass'd you means i dont qualify?

Maybe i will just hafta visit Sarah in person lol.

EXACTLY!!!! I don't make the rules; I just enforce them....sorry. (OK, Ok...maybe I made the rules on this one particular occasion, LOL.)

And don't start stalkin' my sista! :mad:
 
Yay! I voted!!!

And I know just how important my vote is, lol, b/c Sarah always listens to me (yeah, rIGHT!)

(:

Landshark, you set up the poll well, very informing... *though I already knew who I was going to pick, haha*

Rock on.

Dea
 
well so far i have one vote.........i also have one question............who in their right mind would ever vote for me????

LOL

VAP
 
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