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[muttley76]

The viking tour is more popular than hockey, thank god

 

[muttley76]

The viking tour is like sex, but better. You can't fit over 100 people in bed. Mike, I will sell these as marketing ideas, for a small fee

 

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top 10 other reasons the viking tour is better than sex-

 

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#1- I don't get paid this much for sex. Anymore.

 

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#2- The sound of balls hitting each other is good

 

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#3- Doesn't matter how quick I finish.

 

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#4- nobody laughs at me for playing pool against a midget

 

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#5-the last person I beat in pool didn't get pregnant

 

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#6- I can still start a pool match within 10 minutes of winning the last one

 

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#7- The terms stroke, shaft, butt, and titty aren't going to get me slapped.....as much

 

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#8- I never have to think of unpleasant things to continue playing pool

 

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#9- My pool opponents rarely tell me that their previous opponents were much better

 

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#10-my wife enjoys going to viking events with me

 

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Thanks, I'll be here all thread. Don't forget to tip your servers and bartenders. go viking tour

 

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This is starting to get REALLY degrading. love the viking tour

 

[muttley76]

got no job, but got love for the viking tour

 

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energizer bunny of posting in favor of the viking tour

 

[muttley76]

the viking tour is great, it gives other tours the 8. song i'm working on

 

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I apologize to anyone who reads these. go viking tour

 

[muttley76]

i give the viking tour the gold!