You May be ADDICTED to Pool IF.............

[lewdo26]

Here's a few...

You know you're a pool junky when,

1) when your wife has you throw out the garbage and you ask, "left spin or right spin?"

2) when you come home without a crease on your pants and your wife thinks you cheated;

3) when you go into your stance when doing the dishes;

4) when you convert to Hinduism so's you can be Efren in your next life;

5) when you overstep your weight limit at the airport because of your cue case;

6) when the poolroom owner calls your family for you to say the mark went double or nothing;

7) when the masseuse asks you whether stress has given you the knots on your shoulders and neck and you say, "No, dragshots."

 

[lewdo26]

And...

You know you're a pool junky when,

1) when your wife has you throw out the garbage and you ask, "left spin or right spin?"

2) when you come home without a crease on your pants and your wife thinks you cheated;

3) when you go into your stance when doing the dishes;

4) when you convert to Hinduism so's you can be Efren in your next life;

5) when you overstep your weight limit at the airport because of your cue case;

6) when the poolroom owner calls your family for you to say the mark went double or nothing;

7) when the masseuse asks you whether stress has given you the knots on your shoulders and neck and you say, "No, dragshots."

8) when the poolhall owner feels betrayed because you spent the weekend with your girlfriend;

 

[BAZARUS]

...they say, that dreaming about billiards its a bad sign...I am dreaming about it every night

 

[ctyhntr]

Reading this thread about renting crappy pool movies like Baltimore Bullet, realize that I don't have this movie in my collection. Promptly open new browser tab to search Amazon, buy it, then come back to continue reading this thread.

At the local pool hall, size up the opposite sex compatibility as possible scotch doubles partner.

A first edition Mike Gulyassy Sledgehammer break/jump cue is up for sale at the local pool hall. Comtemplate buying it, even though I still break with my playing cue, and learning to jump may be years from now.

Reluctant to show the girlfriend my growing collection of cues, and cue cases. Have cover story already prepared in case she asks, "that only cost me $29.99 at Modells or ebay"

...you go to bars alone just to watch the pool on satelite TV
...you look for cannon angles from one peice of furniture to another, including deflecting around the walls
...you can't wait to watch a pool match even with Chinese commentary
...you can't sleep some night from thinking about pool physics
...you have discussions with other addicts after games and you both remember every shot and the various options
...the first thing you do when you check out a new house to rent is step out the size of the largest room
...you rent out crap movies like Baltimore Bullet, Kiss Shot and Pool Hall Junkies

 

[Myrtle_04]

.....if you've ever been talking about cell phones and your rating was this phone gives that phone the 7.

 

[Scaramouche]

You May Be ADDICTED To Pool If

you hook up your computer to a big screen TV so that you can watch games from around the world, but, lest you seem strange, tell your friends it's just to watch porn.

 

[Pii]

When you've done EVERY single one of the above more than once.

This is a great thread ! Very funny and true!