Update on the Des Moines pool scene

Lol, well Bradley...can I call you Bradley??...considering these are very young dogs and this is the first time they will have experienced the chica gone for more then 1 day, I am trying to prevent having to clean up sh*t in the house because I was gone out all afternoon/night and that is assuming I don't get arrested for drinking and driving on the way home!! In case you have no idea what I am talking about ask around about the .08 law with me and when it got first implemented in the state of Iowa son! Yes I could get a ride home but I am assuming Mike wanted to play in Stix in Ankeny so that is a hare of a drive from WDM. Secondly Mike and I were going to have a fun night of playing for drinks, nothing serious which translates to a $50-100 night tops (assuming one buys the other a sympathy drink or shot occasionally) so there is no shivering going on my end...so ease up on the poking...I am fragile :eek:

MY MOMMA DON'T EVEN CALL ME BRADLEY!!! :angry:

Since my cashcow isn't coming to feed me, YOU SHALL BE MY NEW MOO-LA! You shall play me till I milk your teets dry!!!
 
Its pretty tough for world-beaters to get a even game in DM now that ActionZilla has left the building, not saying it would be any different here in CR.....It's just that most people are scared of people who will drive 8hrs just to bang them around for "cheap $500-$1000 sets

And most people don't have $500-$1000 to gamble with. I'm sure that Jamie, Jason, and Team Barbaro would play even(or close to even) with pretty much anyone. It's just they don't have the cheddar(excluding Jason) to bring the mice to DM.
 
Pet is coming for you buddy, and I'm gonna tell him to side bet you drinks lol. That way you can tell us how your drinking/gambling match turns out. I wanna live through you my new friend. Help a brotha out!!

Sweet! Hopefully Pet shoots worse sober cause he hits them rather well drunk! :thud:
Loser of each set buys shots and winner of each set gets option of drinking his or passing to the loser. :thud:




You may live vicariously through me anytime! You might even like what you see!!! :joyful:
 
It's official Tom M. and Jeff S. will not be visiting DSM this weekend due to no posted action. He wants to come in July sometime, so let's see if we can do better in a couple months. He didn't woof and isn't upset/mad in the slightest bit. He was a perfect gentleman. At least he tried right...

He was scared of the paddle wasn't he? The paddle pic was a bit much huh? DAMN! I knew it. Even my wife tells me I don't know when enough is enough!!! :banghead:
 
Sweet! Hopefully Pet shoots worse sober cause he hits them rather well drunk! :thud:
Loser of each set buys shots and winner of each set gets option of drinking his or passing to the loser. :thud:





You may live vicariously through me anytime! You might even like what you see!!! :joyful:
i hit them better sober
 
You can't quit comming to the pool hall Mikey. What will happen to the action without you and your stir straw? It will be back to just me playing cheap one hole and people playing $50 sets on a box.

We need you.

I fall asleep and I wake up to a conspiracy. Justin I'll be back when it's time to come back. No timeline I figure I'll just know. There has to be a better way to have action happen. I'm an action junkie, but even that's on the table to be rethought. You have been playing everyone in 1 hole lately so I have a suspicion as the people you play get more comfortable playing against the most offensive style of 1 Hole in the world they will bet more. HAHA.
 
Its pretty tough for world-beaters to get a even game in DM now that ActionZilla has left the building, not saying it would be any different here in CR.....It's just that most people are scared of people who will drive 8hrs just to bang them around for "cheap $500-$1000 sets".

Sittin in the airport right now with 1hr till my flight shows up and bored as hell.......

LOL I know cheap 4 digit sets can get intimidating. Oh well, kick some ass in Vegas!

I see you joined the we need frost conspirators huh? Are they still making you guys do that secret initiation ritual where you cant sit for a week?
 
MY MOMMA DON'T EVEN CALL ME BRADLEY!!! :angry:

Since my cashcow isn't coming to feed me, YOU SHALL BE MY NEW MOO-LA! You shall play me till I milk your teets dry!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen please stop by the Funny Bone at 1 PM on Tuesday June 2nd for the opening/closing performance of B-Rad. He also raps while knitting man sweaters.
 
Bruce please give Brad a hug! After being done with that go give Jason a hug. When you're done there please do the Christian thing and call the Vatican and report miracles at both of their homes. That would be an awesome joke to do to someone by the way, you might have to go to hell afterwards but they supposedly will literally come out and test to see if the miracle is real. Anyways as we get to 60 pages I see folks are getting senile.
 
Is the thread almost dead or something?

I will go with "or something".....

I'm fairly certain we can get this thing to 1k posts!
So after tonight I will see if I can steal the stir stick from you and do my own work since you have retired and I want you to live vicariously through me!
 
I will go with "or something".....

I'm fairly certain we can get this thing to 1k posts!
So after tonight I will see if I can steal the stir stick from you and do my own work since you have retired and I want you to live vicariously through me!


Man that almost makes me wanna stop by Big Dogs tonite cuz I can see you woofing it up. I'll laugh while I don't spend a single penny in the place and then go home to the Lumber Yard and then to Urbandale to sleep.
 
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