Merry xmas gift

I was playing this really nice old guy at 8 ball. He makes the shot, goes two rails and the shape was looking good until it goes just a bit too far and scratches. He said "I can't believe I scratched that" and I'm trying to be positive so without really thinking it through I say "Ya, and you had perfect shape".

He looked at me like I was an idiot. I felt like one. :frown:
 
My contribution...enjoy!!

The Angel Atop The Tree Tradition



One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.

When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn't let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He said the reindeer were sick and tired of Santa not upgrading to the new lightweight sliegh and they were joining the elves walkout. Santa slammed the door and threatend "The next person who knocks on that door is gonna get it!"

At that time, there was a knock on the door. Santa flung the door open and there stood a tiny little angel. The angel had been searching for the perfect Christmas tree for Santa's house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, "Santa, I was wondering where you would like me to stick this tree?"

And that is the story of how the angel atop the tree tradition began.
 
When someone doesn't chalk everytime as a part of their pre-shot routine and then miscues, I'll say:

Chalk is free but that fellow you're shooting will make you pay if you don't use it.
 
I always love it when I make some incredible, amazing shot and then the very next, easy shot I dog. I always say, "same shooter!"

Happy Holidays!
 
Scott Lee said:
indy1p...Here's my personal favorite, that I use all the time... Know why you missed that shot?...'cause there's NO pocket there (pointing to the place on the rail where the ball hit)! It always gets a laugh! Happy Holidays!

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
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This reminds me of watching some young punks rack up some balls and take 4 or 5 shots before they realize they're on a 3 cushion table.

They probably can't figure out why they play like crap.
 
well i was waiting for post #26 and i like dereks team story...so the first to post here between derek and trigger gets it...i have a 1 more accustats to give away might as well do it at the same time...its an effren 1p match so now its for the best rep to me
 
When playing 9 ball when the other guy misses a shot , I ask them if they are trying to soften the ball up for me , cause it hit so many rails instead of going into a pocket ..<<ED
 
I love making a great shot and having someone say "good shot". I say "Yeah it was, thanks for reminding me". Then I laugh cause I'm full of crap!:rolleyes:
 
Derek's post was pretty funny! Last year our team's name in Vegas was "we've got the runs." I told the team this year we should be "we've got the runs again."

:o
 
akaTrigger said:
Derek's post was pretty funny! Last year our team's name in Vegas was "we've got the runs." I told the team this year we should be "we've got the runs again."

:o
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wow trigger wins...now just pay-pal me a 1 time small handling fee *$39.99 i can mail them or hand deliver them at the dcc..let me know
 
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