Amazing Jay Fact

NewStroke

NewStroke

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I never thought this was true but I was watching the history channel and heard a very intersting fact. Jay reffed the first match between Napolean and Sir Isaac Newton. Obvious Newton had they advantage, but Napolean had a sword. Anyway Jay was mentioned twice in Newton's writings. It's funny what you learn when you listen.

Sorry Jay, I know we have not met yet, but I am sure we will have lots to talk about :).
 
NewStroke said:
I never thought this was true but I was watching the history channel and heard a very intersting fact. Jay reffed the first match between Napolean and Sir Isaac Newton. Obvious Newton had they advantage, but Napolean had a sword. Anyway Jay was mentioned twice in Newton's writings. It's funny what you learn when you listen.

Sorry Jay, I know we have not met yet, but I am sure we will have lots to talk about :).
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Newton well understood the physics of the game and the first man I ever saw draw his ball. Napolean was a fierce competitor and used intimidation to win his matches. When his opponent was at the table he would sit quietly sharpening his sword, staring at his opponent all the time. This managed to unnerve most of them. :grin:
 
jay helfert said:
Newton well understood the physics of the game and the first man I ever saw draw his ball. Napolean was a fierce competitor and used intimidation to win his matches. When his opponent was at the table he would sit quietly sharpening his sword, staring at his opponent all the time. This managed to unnerve most of them. :grin:
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It is well known that Napolean used a 64 in 28 oz cue. I think Sigmund Freud commented about this in one of his later works.
 
jay helfert said:
Newton well understood the physics of the game and the first man I ever saw draw his ball. Napolean was a fierce competitor and used intimidation to win his matches. When his opponent was at the table he would sit quietly sharpening his sword, staring at his opponent all the time. This managed to unnerve most of them. :grin:
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This proves my (previously secret) theory that Mr. Jay Helfert doesn't actually know anyone and that he makes up all these vivid, detailed, factually accurate stories about pool players from yesteryear.

I think he's a 15yr old kid that lives in his mom's basement, but with a surprisingly good command of the English language.

eric
 
Drater said:
This proves my (previously secret) theory that Mr. Jay Helfert doesn't actually know anyone and that he makes up all these vivid, detailed, factually accurate stories about pool players from yesteryear.

I think he's a 15yr old kid that lives in his mom's basement, but with a surprisingly good command of the English language.

eric
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Way to go Drater. Ya may as well spill the answer to the riddle of the Spynx too while you're at it.

But... I betcha don't know who's in King Tut's tomb! So there! :tongue:
 
No, but even money says Jay does. Ya know, since he was there when the tomb was sealed.
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Way to go Drater. Ya may as well spill the answer to the riddle of the Spynx too while you're at it.

But... I betcha don't know who's in King Tut's tomb! So there! :tongue:
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I KNOW who's in King Tut's tomb and it isn't him! He'd been hanging around the local poolroom backing a few players and staying in action. When Kingy found out he was getting dumped for all his shekels, he plotted his revenge by building a huge underground pool room and inviting all the players he backed to come and play. When they all showed up he sealed them in, destined to play pool until eternity. Some day they will find the 5x10 Grand Egyptian table he built for that room. With all the bodies of the wayward pool players scattered around it. They're in there! I know because he told me. :grin-square:
 
Newton vs Bonaparte

NewStroke said:
I never thought this was true but I was watching the history channel and heard a very intersting fact. Jay reffed the first match between Napolean and Sir Isaac Newton. Obvious Newton had they advantage, but Napolean had a sword. Anyway Jay was mentioned twice in Newton's writings. It's funny what you learn when you listen.

Sorry Jay, I know we have not met yet, but I am sure we will have lots to talk about :).
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Due to Newton's superior knowledge of gravity,he dropped more balls.
This left Napoleon a little short.
After also losing at Russian billiards,he ventured into commercial real
estate,building the 1rst industrial complex.There are now Napoleonic
complexes around the world

Jay's next project - the Lion of France vs Alex the Lion (i'll take Alex.
he's better at english)
 
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Mikjary said:
I heard somewhere Moses gave King Tut 9 to 4. Was that in 'Pool Wars'?
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King Tut was a sucker (see above). He couldn't play a lick. Strictly a banger, who thought he could play. Moses was a top speed hustler, one of the best of his time. He played all games well! He trapped the King of the Philistines so bad that he had to take his gang and make a run for it.

It's true, he told me! :wink:
 
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