What are the best excuses you've heard or said for losing a game?

matta said:
While pointing at the 5 ball you just missed... "You're FAT! And orange just isn't your color!"


I've spent enough time around these pool balls. I feel like I know them well enough to shoot it to them straight. Haha.
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Thats some funny stuff right there... :D
 
Table:

Dead rails
table needs new cloth
Needs to be leveled

Cue:

Just got a new tip
need a new tip
this place needs new cues
I can't play well without "my" cue
I play better with a 19oz

Place:

Music to loud
need music
need more beer
had to much beer
who would ever put a table there!!!
F**king wall
F**king people in here

Himself:

haven't played in forever
don't play much
haven't picked up a cue in months


My favorite:


CHALK IS CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!


BL
 
Melissa, That is not an excuse when playing you!

Melissa said:
Some excuses to me when they lost from me:
- why are you wiggling with your ass? hahaha
- why are you dressed so sexy
- i'm nervous to play against woman
- you making me shy
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Hello Melissa, that would be the truth if I played you and said the above when I missed a ball or lost! You would have to wear a long dress to big for you. Then I would have an excuse. I was wondering how you looked wearing something else . Or wearing pants.
Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
Hmmmmm

OK, I've already made a T-shirt for excuses but you are free to borrow a few of mine, but you must provide me one free T-shirt as payment in FULL to complete our legal and binding transaction. lol
But I still want a shirt...

Top 10 Pool Players Excuses for Doggin' It !

1. Pool Gods are FVcking with me again!

2. Tables got more rolls than a bakery

3. Damn Dirty Balls !

4. Girlfriend used my shaft again!

5. If there was no luck, heck I'd win every game.

6. God damn Obama !!

7. I was sober and everyone knows I shoot better drunk.

8. God damn CTE

9. Guy was a banger, I never shoot good against a banger !

10. Too dark, heck, everyone knows I shoot the lights !
 
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Love the great excuses

I heard one a few days ago from a client that I just have to share,

" The guy must own a bakery, because he was getting all the rolls"
 
Best excuse I've heard so far was tonight at pool league.
We were playing on the practice table and my opponent misses a ball and quickly turns to me and says "I got a rock in my shoe".

Never ever ever heard that one before.

I wonder if I should challenge him to a foot race. If he loses what would he say...........hmmmmmmmm.
I know "The sidewalk is not level". lol.
 
was playing a guy a couple weeks ago. he said " i missed that 6 ball cuz its the same color as the cloth" . i laughed so hard i started choking .
 
in some cases due to the lighting or distance of the cue ball from the 6 i could see your point. but in this case he practicaly on top of the 6 . the 6 was about 4 inches from a corner pocket.
 
Buddy Hall said this playing Mike Sigel, "This guy gets every roll in the world". I think they were playing at Ceasar's in Las Vegas on ESPN.

James
 
after losing i like to say that you didnt win I LOST aka either felt like i out played my opp or got a bad roll.
 
a few for ya

Damn left-handed cue.

I couldn't run out if i was in a burning building.

I think my cue is warped.
 
A fellow az'er, I forget who at the moment, has this wonderful quote in their signature line:

"The dog ate my stroke". :thumbup:

Best,
Brian kc
 
A guy who is a well known pro, made this comment

ceebee said:
I helped him as much as I could... it was me & him against me!
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Several years ago, we were at a 9 ball tourney, and my Nephew was playing a really good player. The guy was on the hill, and tried a crazy combo on the 9 to end the set. He missed it, my Nephew runs out, and breaks and runs to win the set. The guy tells his friend," I went for the combo, because I didn't wanna go get more quarters out of the machine."
 
One you never hear, so should be on a T shirt:

"He's a better player than me."
 
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