she started the trash talking first!

got a title for your new book

Pool...Unabridged

If you got a lamp in that doghouse you're sleeping in
..you can get started now...:)
 
I don't think I've ever seen video of you shooting with Two hands.....;)

Nicely done.

people tend to break their cues, start uncontrollably sobbing and quit the game when I play two handed, so for the good of the sport I stay away from it. :D
 
Pool...Unabridged

If you got a lamp in that doghouse you're sleeping in
..you can get started now...:)

excellent title, if I use it for my instructional book I'll give you some props and send you a big birthday present, that's pretty dang good
 
Thoroughly enjoyed...thanks! Better buy the wife a tube of Gold Bond hand lotion...it's great for avoiding dishpan hands. :grin:
 
Jesse, you are one sick person, not only have you videotaped evidence that you are a WIFE BEATER, your ability to play one handed is sick enough.
 
very cool, I've never played her that way, but it was so fun I think we'll be doing it some more, I'll have to post the first match she beats me to make it fair. How long have you been playing j/u, how do you do against your girlfriend?

Been practicing about a 9-10 months. I'm the same jason777r that posted on your youtube channel the other day. I hate to say it, but I kick my girlfriend's butt. She is only a 3 in APA though. She is catching on quick though. Keep up the great videos:D
 
Dude,
I knew you were crazy when I saw your first pool video but you have completely lost it. Did you notice that when she scratched in the side at the end of the game and you chirped and chuckled "Oh no", that she didn't even try to force a smile? In fact, I think it was a frown. You are cooked your own goose! :p (P.S. Good lookin' wife)
 
Jesse, you are one sick person, not only have you videotaped evidence that you are a WIFE BEATER, your ability to play one handed is sick enough.

i'm only a recreational wife beater, she was a marine and I was only in the army. i tried to wrestle with her once and next thing I knew i was on the floor with my arm behind my back saying mommy :D
 
Been practicing about a 9-10 months. I'm the same jason777r that posted on your youtube channel the other day. I hate to say it, but I kick my girlfriend's butt. She is only a 3 in APA though. She is catching on quick though. Keep up the great videos:D

no wonder your name looked familiar. matching up that way with your girlfriend is good for both of your games, very cool. i'm excited about making some videos of matches against other j/u players. if we're ever near each other I'll hit you up for a match
 
Allred vs Allred

We had it on live last night at the pool hall- I think on Facebook. I had a buck on Peggy, which I'm sure makes you even happier.
 
We had it on live last night at the pool hall- I think on Facebook. I had a buck on Peggy, which I'm sure makes you even happier.

You losing a buck, even to someone else always brings me joy! :grin-loving: I've been practicing one-handed for a few hours a night, I think I'm ready for a challenge match against you on camera. You can make bets on the outcome of the video later to get your dollar back.
 

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Challenge?

You losing a buck, even to someone else always brings me joy! :grin-loving: I've been practicing one-handed for a few hours a night, I think I'm ready for a challenge match against you on camera. You can make bets on the outcome of the video later to get your dollar back.

You know me- anything I can do to bring you joy. A challenge match sounds great. If I win you have to post THE picture on here, and you know the one I'm talking about. What do you want if you win?, or will my pain at my having lost to you playing one-handed be enough?
 
You know me- anything I can do to bring you joy. A challenge match sounds great. If I win you have to post THE picture on here, and you know the one I'm talking about. What do you want if you win?, or will my pain at my having lost to you playing one-handed be enough?

my timing is great, just woke up from a two hour nap to find your message. Maybe I should go back to sleep if you're actually going to challenge me! I might need a few more days of practice now that there's going to be a real match...I'd agree to risking that for an order of cheese fries and one of your world famous milkshakes. I'll offer you a one-pocket race to 3 with me getting 10-6 or an 8ball race to 7 with a 3 game spot. what do you say?
 
What do I say? I say 'damn. I was hoping to ask YOU for weight'.


what??!! I've got three reasons why you're not getting weight from me.

1. you're playing two handed.
2. you're a champion
3. I'll be so nervous from the bet that I'll be lucky to run two in a row

and a freebie
4. everyone who ever said that has started the match by running 6 racks in a row, being crazy good or never letting me see more than the back side of a ball for the entire match
 
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