The old guy getting caught looking is about as funny as it gets. Does anyone know who the two of them are?
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The old guy getting caught looking is about as funny as it gets. Does anyone know who the two of them are?
I forget, but Failblog said he's something like the "gentleman of Denmark" and the lady is the Princess of something-or-other. Saw this the other day and LOL'ed
that, i believe is correct, denmark! she was in a koln german restaurant called dieter mueler. she was sitting a few tables from me and facing me, only with her prince husband. she was at least a "10"!!!! this was about 2005.....never ever forget. lusted for her at least 1 hour and just could not eat my dinner! 
How to catch a groundhog. "Warning some profanity."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFkLiYGdPA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFkLiYGdPA&feature=related
Ok, I went digging some more.
The First Gentleman of Finland was seated next to Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.
The First Gentleman of Finland could be practically any one of us at one time or another in our lives.
Betting, the gent doesn't get seated next to Crown Princess Mary again...............
Ok, I went digging some more.
The First Gentleman of Finland was seated next to Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.
The First Gentleman of Finland could be practically any one of us at one time or another in our lives.
Betting, the gent doesn't get seated next to Crown Princess Mary again...............
HAHA you're right on the money Joey on all counts!
And now for something completely different...
Japanese zookeepers train for rhino escape
Phone repair
PHONE REPAIR
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole,
the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
PHONE REPAIR
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole,
the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
Mark Cavendish (Sky) came a cropper in the finale.
Team Sky rider still set for next week's Tour of Oman
Team Sky's Mark Cavendish was hurt Friday in a crash at the conclusion of a dramatic final stage at the 2012 Tour of Qatar. The 2011 road world champion came to grief in the closing stages following a coming together with Roger Kluge and Tyler Farrar and came off worst, crashing to the tarmac and suffering gashes to his legs and his left shoulder. Cavendish dusted himself down and completed the final few metres to the finish on a spare bike.
The 26-year-old Briton, winner of two stages of the race earlier in the week after getting over an illness, is expected to recover in time for next week's Tour of Oman according to Team Sky press officer Nick Howes.
"Mark hasn't broken anything but he's pretty bruised," Howes told Cyclingnews. "It was a nasty incident, but we are pretty sure at this stage that it won't have any bearing on his participation in Oman."
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/cavendish-hurt-in-qatar-crashI'm sure black-balled will find this funnier than sheet...I, on the other hand, don't.
Team Sky rider still set for next week's Tour of Oman
Team Sky's Mark Cavendish was hurt Friday in a crash at the conclusion of a dramatic final stage at the 2012 Tour of Qatar. The 2011 road world champion came to grief in the closing stages following a coming together with Roger Kluge and Tyler Farrar and came off worst, crashing to the tarmac and suffering gashes to his legs and his left shoulder. Cavendish dusted himself down and completed the final few metres to the finish on a spare bike.
The 26-year-old Briton, winner of two stages of the race earlier in the week after getting over an illness, is expected to recover in time for next week's Tour of Oman according to Team Sky press officer Nick Howes.
"Mark hasn't broken anything but he's pretty bruised," Howes told Cyclingnews. "It was a nasty incident, but we are pretty sure at this stage that it won't have any bearing on his participation in Oman."