True story. You DON'T have to live in Louisiana if you don't want to. That's the beauty of being human. And Louisiana is going to run its weather in whatever way it wants...why don't you try banning rain?? See how far that gets you.
Sound ridiculous? That's what you sound like. You don't like rain? There are other places to live. You don't like smoking? There are other places to go.
Drew:
I was obviously being facetious -- the ridiculous nature of it was entirely intentional. And yes, I *knew* I was going to catch it for that one. But thank you for assuring me that my hunch was correct.

-Sean