It is not uncommon, Mr. dnixon, if indeed that is your real name, to take our excesses to excess. While I was living at the home I encountered a great number of patients, er, I mean clients, who suffered from the same affliction as you. One fellow, in particular, had a fondness for collecting used condoms. He had gotten them from all over the globe, and kept them stuck to the walls of his room. Have you ever seen a condom from Japan, Mr. dnixon? They're made of rice paper. Quite interesting.
Anyway, should you wish to unburden yourself, I'm sure than many of us here would be more than happy to take a few cues off your hands. And, at no charge, I might add. :smile: