This will save the pool industry

Does pool need to be saved? I didn't know it was in trouble.

The most common bar pool player is this guy. He's got:

a giant beer belly, unkempt hair or scraggly beards that smell like tacos (or worse), dirty white running shoes, black under his fingernails (ew), t-shirts with nasty remarks on them, jeans with holes and grease, he calls women 'ho' and '*****' regularly, he tries to smarm his way onto your table while being condescending (then calling you names when you beat them), drunk and think it's fun to interrupt your game with remarks about making one good shot but I betcha can't do that again, and blah blah blah......

This same guy will make fun of any woman who doesn't look like a model, even when he looks homeless. What women like to be around that kind of shyte?

Want to save pool? Give the women clean shaven, sweet smelling, smart dressing, tight-assed, ripped hot men playing pool who treat women with respect.

That will save pool.
 
Shane We Love You (Alan Ladd)

I just watched the Jackie Robinson movie it was Great.
jasckie suffered many hardships and never gave up.

A movie about Shane Van Boening would re-vitalize the pool industry.
Pool needs a feel good story.
 
Wow, sounds like you play in a nasty room.

A question for you. How do you know that their beards smell like a taco?

You don't kiss them do you?

Hey, I bet these guys also wear sweat pants that they obviously been sweating in for approx 6 months.

Just got a little 6 month butt smell to them.

Sexy beasts that they are. Good luck, maybe you can get one to win a couple of games and buy you an engagement ring.

A swanky reception at the hall catered by 3 Guys and A Donkey Pizza. Honey Moon at the Hide Away Motel down the block.

Then back to being a house wife at his double wide. Give birth to a couple of his devil spawn and ya'll got her made in the shade baby.

Maybe he will buy you a McDermott Star cue for Christmas. Ask him if he has any sisters for me. I'm in like Flint and I can afford to buy teeth for everyone.
 
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Blue Hog ridr said:
Wow, sounds like you play in a nasty room.

A question for you. How do you know that their beards smell like a taco?

You don't kiss them do you?

Hey, I bet these guys also wear sweat pants that they obviously been sweating in for approx 6 months.

Sexy beasts that they are. Good luck, maybe you can get one to win a couple of games and buy you an engagement ring.

Honey Moon at the Motel Hideaway down the block and have the wedding catered by 3 Guys and a Donkey Pizza.
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haha:thumbup:

Actually, I play in a nice place now, but when I was playing APA......whoa! Some nasties there!

Most of the guys I play deem it appropriate to hug me rather than just shake my hand. I suppose having tits gives them that impression, but I'd rather just shake hands like everyone else. So yeah, they come in fairly close.

They ain't all bad, though. Some linger a wee bit longer, and that's okay.;)
 
Watching that always makes me laugh a little.
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Absolutely love it cause I also listen to what they are telling them.

You'd think they just come off the Pro Circuit. And then they set up a shot and going to show them how to do it and FK up.

Priceless and well worth the table time just to stand and watch.

Pure entertainment it is.
 
Unless you're the woman who has to listen to all the BS.

I like to watch guys try to teach their girlfriends to shoot for the first time. They'll spend 5 minutes showing them every little nuance. And what do the GF's do? It's like they have corsets on that don't allow them to bend over. And they make such an unstable bridge hand and the back of the cue is moving in a circle.....did they hear anything? I just smile.

It's good to be way beyond that.:cool:
 
Thats the funny part. They are already teaching their GFs to do a Masse and the GFs don't know how to hold the cue yet.

And they don't know how to do a simple masse themselves, they can hardly hold the the cue, yet they are passing on the info
like they have doing it for years.

The blind leading the blind.

So you start practicing and realize that the guys GF is watching you more than she is her BF. He gets embarrassed/pissed and packs the balls up.
 
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skiergirl55 said:
haha:thumbup:

Actually, I play in a nice place now, but when I was playing APA......whoa! Some nasties there!

Most of the guys I play deem it appropriate to hug me rather than just shake my hand. " I SUPPOSE HAVING TITS GIVES THEM THAT IMPRESSION", but I'd rather just shake hands like everyone else. So yeah, they come in fairly close.

They ain't all bad, though. Some linger a wee bit longer, and that's okay.;)
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WHOA - wait a sec, ta-tas? who doesn't love ta-tas? :eek: Now the whole thread is ruined, brain can't focus when "they" are mentioned!
 
+1 "But you are right, there is nothing sexier than a woman that knows how to break and run a couple racks of 9 ball!"

+1 on another comment that Ladies' Night is a must.

+1 of the need for a bar at the pool room.

KLM said:
or just have Oprah invite one of the top players on for an interview, and say how she plays 3 hours a day! That might do it! ;)

But you are right, there is nothing sexier than a woman that knows how to break and run a couple racks of 9 ball!
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bdorman said:
We have to convince women that EVERY woman is beautiful and sexy when playing pool. Sell pool like it's a cosmetic. Forget the pictures of Efren and SVB, or Fats and Willie; hang up pictures of beautiful women playing pool. Create the image like it's from Glamor magazine.

It's really quite simple when you think about it.

(P.S. I think my vertigo meds are working)
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Even though i love to see a stunner in a pool hall, and see how every man is drooling over..my advice is to not let a female see this post, you/we will be doomed..

At the end of the day pool industry will remain slow, unless the 2nd half of our population, "woman" supports it genuinely. Even though it is known that female porn stars makes 20 times more money than male stars, yet 99% of people watching porn are men, we do need woman to get involved to get them to bring other women, and not to use them to draw men! your idea might help very small sector , but will damage bigger sector, does not help..sorry.
 
naji, the idea isn't to attract men to the pool hall because women are there (although that is a likely outcome). Women will participate in a sport even if they think they look good to other women. It's almost a competition-like thing.

The biggest downfall of the idea is that pool doesn't require specialized clothing/shoes/etc the way that tennis and golf do. Clothes are a big part of the attraction. If they can't buy clothes for it, it's starting off behind the 8-ball.
 
bdorman said:
The biggest downfall of the idea is that pool doesn't require specialized clothing/shoes/etc the way that tennis and golf do. Clothes are a big part of the attraction. If they can't buy clothes for it, it's starting off behind the 8-ball.
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Wow. Just wow.
 
skiergirl55 said:
Wow. Just wow.
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Yep, it's definitely a "Wow." The women in our tennis club spend more on tennis outfits than I spend on all clothing. :D The golf clubhouse is the best: 80% of all golfers are men. But go into the clubhouse and there's one rack of men's clothes and five racks of women's clothes.

But hey, if it's important to them, the more power to 'em.
 
franko said:
Have Jennifer Barretta say she achieved her cut body by playing 3 hours a day while eating anything she wanted.The Pool Halls will be packed with women eating and playing trying to lose weight.
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only those who can afford it! In this tough economy its hard for many unfortunately. :wink:
 
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