Final Dispatch -- 2013 US Open One Pocket

lfigueroa

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So I'm out of the tournament.

I was hoping that after winning my first round match and losing the second I'd get a break and not play again until this morning, but for unknown reasons they plowed through three rounds the first day of the tournament. At least I get to sleep in :-)

Around 11am I am back at the tournament room wandering around when I see Justin way up on this big stage in front of the TAR arena. I saunter over and greet the big guy and mention that him being up so high on the stage, he looks like at any moment he could break out into a chorus of "Dont Cry for Me Argentina" from the balcony scene from "Evita." We share a laugh and I ask him how things are going and he says, "Great. Nothing's broken yet." I tell him that if he gets stuck and needs a voice to do commentary I'm highly available for the rest of the day and he says, "Oh yeah, how about the 1pm match with Larry Schwartz? Don't know who the match will be yet though." And I tell him that'll be great.

So I grab a Starbucks triple cappuccino to wake up and do a pass around all the vendor booths. Even after years of seeing the same stuff over and over again at all the tournaments, I still love walking around looking at all the cues, pool gimcracks, t-shirts, and repair men running their lathes. I buy the obligatory event t-shirt for my wife/sponsor who likes to wear them as a pajama top, and then stop at the Kamui booth where something new has caught my eye.

It is a spray bottle, maybe six inches high, that offers to keep your hands dry. Now, my hands don't sweat, but after a half hour or so of play, they're not exactly bone dry either. Years ago when they first came out I tried a glove but didn't care for it, preferring to be able to feel the shaft. (This was also at the height of Michael Jackson running around with his white sequined glove, so there was that thing going on too.). So I chat with the two lads manning the booth and ask about the product and they tell me it was developed by some guy who has other products he's developed for golfers and they let me spritz some on my hands and tell me to rub it in and let it dry. Once dry they say its good until you wash it off. I do as instructed and tell them I'll wait a bit and decide whether I want to buy some.

So 1pm comes around and Larry and I don headsets and mikes. For those of you who don't know Larry, he's a great guy and long time player from Chicago. He's also a columnist for BD and has authored the definitive work on the game of 8ball entitled, "The 8-Ball Handbook for Winners". The match we have drawn is SVB v Darren Appleton, unbelievably, a loser's side match.

Larry and I seem to work effortlessly as a team, doing the table analysis, weaving in past events, experiences, and players such as the late great Johnny Ervolino, and generally having a good time. Down on the table, Shane takes advantage of every microscopic opening Darren affords him and wins going away 3-0.

Afterwards I decide that my hands feel pretty good. Not totally dry, but then I didn't spray on much of the product, so I return to the booth and buy a bottle and head over to Best Billiards to hit a few. Once there I reapply the juice and start playing. And my hands do indeed feel pretty good. The only caution I would offer to those who might contemplate using this product is that, because you spray it on your bridge hand and rub it in with your udder hand, you somewhat obviously end up with it on your grip hand. Depending on what you like, this could be a good thing or a bad thing, but the wrap of your cue will slide effortlessly through the fingers of your grip.

After my little practice session I drive over to The Strip to The Mirage to have dinner at Onda, my favorite Italian restaurant in Vegas. I sit down at the bar and Raul the bartender greets me like an old friend, this being the third consecutive year I've visited him. While drinking a pre-dinner drink, I log on to AZ and post a few responses to earlier comments to my dispatches from my iPhone. Dinner itself is wonderful -- prosciutto and osso bucco, prosecco and a nice California zin.

Returning to the Rio parking lot I swear I see legendary road man, Jack Cooney, and his wife Barbara climbing into a car. Once inside the convention center I eventually decide to sweat the Cory Duel v Bustamonte match. My fellow sweaters and I drink beer and kibitz and it's all pretty much a great time, with both players displaying some pretty amazing touch shots and brilliant creativity. I finally leave around midnight when Corey and Django both accumulate a small collection of change in front of their respective pockets.

So here I is, 36,000 feet up, flying out of McCarren International on a SWA flight back home. If you haven't done something like attend a big time pool tournament in Vegas I encourage you to start saving up your kopecks now. You'll love it.

Lou Figueroa
 
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Lou,
For those of us that haven't had the opportunity, your 3 day diary is the next best thing. Thanks for taking the time to share with us. You have a great writing style.
 
Many thanks for the diaries. I understand that AZB is a family-friendly website so you had to leave out the parts about the hookers, drugs and dwarfs. Maybe later.
 
Lou,
For those of us that haven't had the opportunity, your 3 day diary is the next best thing. Thanks for taking the time to share with us. You have a great writing style.


You're welcome, Diamond and thanks. I know that when some of these big events are going I'm oft times sitting at home wondering what it's like. Usually I write something up a few days after I get home. But more and more I'm traveling with an iPad now and the timing just worked out right that I had time in the mornings to post something up in near real time. Thought I'd try it and see if folks responded well and they have.

Lou Figueroa
 
Many thanks for the diaries. I understand that AZB is a family-friendly website so you had to leave out the parts about the hookers, drugs and dwarfs. Maybe later.


hmmm, "The Pool Diaries". Might be a movie in there somewhere, lol. Thanks, bdorman.

As to the udder stuff... I will say this (lol, hope the wife/sponsor does not see this): Friday night, in the summer, at The Mirage, is a magical time. You can just sit in any of The Mirage's numerous bars and watch hundreds -- and if you're there long enough, thousands -- of highly attractive women walk by, all dolled up in high heels, short, tight, bare-midriff, low-cut dresses. Like I said, a magical time :-)

Lou Figueroa
 
Great stuff, as usual, Lou. You really have a way of putting the reader right there, along with you.

Thanks for making the time to post about it, while you were there.
 
SilkyHand "invisible powder", not 6" tall bottle, but does exactly that very trick with your bridge hand remaining dry and smooth. Washes off with soapy water
 
hmmm, "The Pool Diaries". Might be a movie in there somewhere, lol. Thanks, bdorman.

As to the udder stuff... I will say this (lol, hope the wife/sponsor does not see this): Friday night, in the summer, at The Mirage, is a magical time. You can just sit in any of The Mirage's numerous bars and watch hundreds -- and if you're there long enough, thousands -- of highly attractive women walk by, all dolled up in high heels, short, tight, bare-midriff, low-cut dresses. Like I said, a magical time :-)

Lou Figueroa

I love the Mirage. Every hour, on the hour at night, it blows up with eye candy and lava.

Nice read as always Lou. It's truly appreciated by many here. I think Onda is the only restaurant there I hadn't chowed at. It's on the bucket list in December for the Mosconi Cup!
 
Lou, I enjoy each and every one of your posts. You have a way with words that keeps me completely interested from start to finish.

Have you ever considered writing a book? Just a thought.

Thanks again for sharing your experiences.
 
I love the Mirage. Every hour, on the hour at night, it blows up with eye candy and lava.

Nice read as always Lou. It's truly appreciated by many here. I think Onda is the only restaurant there I hadn't chowed at. It's on the bucket list in December for the Mosconi Cup!


Oh yes, about The Mirage.

And thanks, KK. I think you'll like Onda. Say hi to Raul the bar man for me.

Lou Figueroa
 
Lou, I enjoy each and every one of your posts. You have a way with words that keeps me completely interested from start to finish.

Have you ever considered writing a book? Just a thought.

Thanks again for sharing your experiences.


Thanks, MOJOE.

The book thing has been a running joke since the days of RSB (my wife hounds me about it all the time). Even today, guys I know oft times encourage me to do it. My stock answer is that when the day comes that I break a leg, or hip, or knee, or whatever, I'll spend the time recuperating writing something up.

But lately, I've been thinking otherwise. I'm coming up on my 60th birthday soon and am thinking about starting up a web site to kind of get things rolling. You know: organized things and get see how much interest there really is out there.

Over the years I've written all kinds of trip reports, original stories, playing advice, product reviews, and just my general ruminations on the game. Lately, I've stopped doing some of that here (as have many other worthy contributors) because the culture here lately has been that if an amateur writes something up -- no matter how worthy or insightful -- someone with a higher batting average comes along with their fan boys and whatever you have to share ends up getting lost in fanboy ecstasy.

Sooooo, if I get it rolling, and there is support, there may be a web site soon, and then a very small run, limited edition, hard bound leather book.

I've cleared out my PMs, so if anyone wants to sign up in advance (should I ever get this thing off the ground), they are free to do so.

Lou Figueroa
 
when the day comes that I break a leg, or hip, or knee, or whatever, I'll spend the time recuperating writing something up
beware Lou, you might be calling for it, as those of your potential readers might take action to assure the book comes to light :grin-square:
 
Maybe similar, but the stuff I saw was called "Original No Sweat! Get a Grip!"

www.NoSweatBilliards.com

Lou Figueroa

Thanks for posting that URL/URI, Lou. Looking at that page, I'm reminded of those turn-of-the-century ad posters with a picture of the product, surrounded by "explosion," "splat," or "poof" graphics sporting surreal testimonial text around that picture. You know:

Dr. Figueroa's Magic Slippery Oil...
<splat> Spray on hands and your cue will never bind in your bridge hand again!
<poof> Made of 100% organic chemical solution! [note from Sean: LOL]
<explosion> Good for your skin and complexion!
<splat> Tones your afterglow!
<poof> Don't keep it to yourself; spread the cheer and spray some on your friends'/family's hands!

:D (Sorry, I couldn't resist -- this is the first thought I had when viewing that website.)

All funnin' aside, from your account of things, it sounds like this is a decent product, albeit not new (like Vahmurka said, there are other products on the market that've been around a long time).

-Sean
 
Thanks, MOJOE.

The book thing has been a running joke since the days of RSB (my wife hounds me about it all the time). Even today, guys I know oft times encourage me to do it. My stock answer is that when the day comes that I break a leg, or hip, or knee, or whatever, I'll spend the time recuperating writing something up.

But lately, I've been thinking otherwise. I'm coming up on my 60th birthday soon and am thinking about starting up a web site to kind of get things rolling. You know: organized things and get see how much interest there really is out there.

Over the years I've written all kinds of trip reports, original stories, playing advice, product reviews, and just my general ruminations on the game. Lately, I've stopped doing some of that here (as have many other worthy contributors) because the culture here lately has been that if an amateur writes something up -- no matter how worthy or insightful -- someone with a higher batting average comes along with their fan boys and whatever you have to share ends up getting lost in fanboy ecstasy.

Sooooo, if I get it rolling, and there is support, there may be a web site soon, and then a very small run, limited edition, hard bound leather book.

I've cleared out my PMs, so if anyone wants to sign up in advance (should I ever get this thing off the ground), they are free to do so.

Lou Figueroa

Not everybody lives long enough to break a hip. Sad, but true.

I am a living, breathing, and and frequent victim to lfigueroa's pool acumen. Most people interested in pool would find great value in a book from lfigueroa.

Even a broad sketch of lfigueroa's history as a player and pool aficionado place him in a category that most of us are hungry to know about:

1) Witness to Mosconi
2) Regular in historically important and now extinct California pool halls
3) 100 ball runner in Straight pool
4) The best human I have witnessed in "soft twist long-rail" one pocket banks

The public demands a book!

kollegedave
 
beware Lou, you might be calling for it, as those of your potential readers might take action to assure the book comes to light :grin-square:


lol, no, I'm going to do this (my wife is ecstatic), Vahmurka.

This will, of course, take some time, but the response has been gratifying. Guys are interested, and I've already gotten tips on publishing, web site design, and a volunteer from a published author to edit, so this is going to happen. But nobody start holding your breath just yet.

Lou Figueroa
 
Thanks for posting that URL/URI, Lou. Looking at that page, I'm reminded of those turn-of-the-century ad posters with a picture of the product, surrounded by "explosion," "splat," or "poof" graphics sporting surreal testimonial text around that picture. You know:

Dr. Figueroa's Magic Slippery Oil...
<splat> Spray on hands and your cue will never bind in your bridge hand again!
<poof> Made of 100% organic chemical solution! [note from Sean: LOL]
<explosion> Good for your skin and complexion!
<splat> Tones your afterglow!
<poof> Don't keep it to yourself; spread the cheer and spray some on your friends'/family's hands!

:D (Sorry, I couldn't resist -- this is the first thought I had when viewing that website.)

All funnin' aside, from your account of things, it sounds like this is a decent product, albeit not new (like Vahmurka said, there are other products on the market that've been around a long time).

-Sean


Sean, it does have a certain je ne sais quoi about it, doesn't it. Sort of Ronco Fish-O-Matic meets Billy Mays :-)

Lou Figueroa
 
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