But think of all the human victims of selling ivory!!! The horror...the horror...
Here's a list of all the victims:
See, SOMETHING had to be done, SOMETHING, ANYTHING.....now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Don't forget to address the controllers as "honorable.")
Jeff Livingston
PS You wanted a solution, not a gag post? OK, the solution: There are more cattle than elephants in the world and the cattle aren't in any danger of extinction, even though humans kill millions more of them with factory-like processes than kill elephants. Therein lies the peaceful, rational solution for the ivory "problem."
Here's a list of all the victims:
See, SOMETHING had to be done, SOMETHING, ANYTHING.....now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Don't forget to address the controllers as "honorable.")
Jeff Livingston
PS You wanted a solution, not a gag post? OK, the solution: There are more cattle than elephants in the world and the cattle aren't in any danger of extinction, even though humans kill millions more of them with factory-like processes than kill elephants. Therein lies the peaceful, rational solution for the ivory "problem."