Jeff, that is so YOU...who the hell else would have a sign on their wall....
...YOU ARE BEING WATCHED...
...and a fire truck on their light shade.
But puhleeeeze, will ya get a decent set of pool balls?
...those balls belong in a dive bar somewhere in the Okefenokee Swamp...
...where a guy called Bubba says you didn't call the rail on the way into
..the pocket...that's the way we play around heah.
I found the sign filling a hole in my back fence after I moved here. It was hidden by the deck. It came from a town on the east coast.
It was like god delivered it to me personally.
The light idea came to me, like a light--der, when I was checking out of the Northern Store one day and there it was brand new in a
box for $200. I had to have it. I just removed the pedals, bought a cheap fixture at the Goodwill for $5 and presto!
Maybe these balls are those kind that miss once in a while, cuz I've been missing lately, something I've never had to deal with.:smile2:
I'd better get a better set, eh? But then my excuse is gone.
The light is the nuts, as it holds my vacuum, by brush, box o chalk, and other assorted pool items. I have a black string with a little
key-chain 8-ball on it, that you can see in the front of the truck, that when I make an 8-ball break, I pull it to ring the bell and laugh.
(No, I never plan on growing up)
Jeff Livingston
