This is what the forum has become: 40 pages about balls that don't even roll straight, and with colours so ghastly you need a welders mask to look directly at them, and people defending them, DEFENDING them with the fact that they knocked off US technology!!!: How can you satirize anything that absurd?
I'll try:
Hey guys, I have this brand new business idea: I'm going to copy a FN model 1903 using the original blueprints, and I'm going to make it pink with green grips. I'll have it assembled in China by unwed mothers, who I'll fire once they reach 22 years of age. Naturally the gun will jam every 3 shots, but who cares? I ripped off a long dead American legend and a Belgian company simultaneously. That means you must love me, otherwise you hate America. I'm thinking about naming it the "Medusah" and then tearing into anyone who spells the name without the "h". Also Glock and other modern firearms companies are ripping you off, because they use polymer instead of metal, that will be my pitch.